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The arrival of the comedy messiah is now imminent. (Comedy Central Insider)
Guess which celebrity father-daughter combo (whose name doesn't end in "impson") is even creepier than Miley and Billy Ray? (WIMB)
Tom Cruise lures Oprah up to the top of a mountain; plots to push her off the cliff. (Agent Bedhead)
Subway's new commercials insult Godzilla's manhood. They should have just used Mothra, who from what I hear, is not surprisingly hung like a moth and probably would have been flattered by the attention. (QuizLaw)
This normally mild-mannered Minneapolis weatherman must have gotten cut off before he started announcing that he needed T.P. for his bunghole. (KSK)
So why didn't Richard Quest get fired again? (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Jimi Hendrix's legacy is about to take a whole new direction, thanks to a four decade old sex tape. Nice. (IDLYITW)
This review of R.E.M.'s new album "Accelerate" makes me want to check out an R.E.M. album for the the first time in at least a decade. (ASWOBA)
If Jesus were around today, I can tell you that he would have fucking hated cellphones. (PA Notes)
Remember Scarlett Johansson's awesome singing in Lost in Translation? Well, now imagine a whole album of that! She might damn near outsell K Fed. (Yeeeah!)
If you've ever lived with a 20-something man, the idea of a babysitter actually doesn't sound half bad, come to think about it. (atom films)
"Gilligan's Planet" and other Sci-Fi TV show concepts which were robbed from us too early. (mental floss)
What's even scarier than doing drugs or eating fast food for 30 days straight? The terrifying answer, after the jump.
Pajiba Love | April 29, 2008 | Comments ()