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Pajiba Love | April 23, 2009 | Comments (31)

When I wrote a review for “Celebrity Rehab,” I called “Dr.” Drew a hack and everyone jumped all up in my ass for it. Well apparently I’m not the only one, SO THERE. (videogum)

Oh, just so you know, Beyonce thinks it’s totally ridiculous that we all believed that was really her singing yesterday. (Webster’s)

Michael McKean gives explanations to the Spinal Tap songs. Awesome! (AV Club)

So this pretty interesting, an androgynous kid went around and asked people whether they thought he was a girl or a boy, and most people were overwhelmingly not shy about giving their answers. (FourFour)

Now you can have your very own limited edition Star Trek spork. And that there is the nerdiest thing that ever nerded. (FilmSchoolRejects)

Mr. Gwen Stefani was supposedly formerly in a long-term relationship with a man. Which poses a question. Ladies, would that freak you out? (Yeeeah!)

This was apparently the big thing of four days ago, but I’m late because someone emailed it to me on facebook and I always forget to check facebook. (Pssst! My email address is below!) I tease, Sandra — this is totally adorable and hysterical so thank you for sending it! (TodaysBigThing)

Little known fact: Andy Samberg is actually the son of Jack Black and Michael Cera. (Popoholic)

Levi Johnson was on Larry King and didn’t answer a sex question on grounds that he’s a “gentleman.” I guess Larry couldn’t tell since he wasn’t wearing his usual top hat and monocle. (Celebitchy)

This is why I love Chelsea Handler. Because even though everyone hates Paris Hilton, she’s one of the few people who will just outright call her a piece of shit. (LaineyGoss)

I always hear this crap about Tom Cruise being ridiculously difficult to work with, why does anyone even hire him anymore? Is he honestly that big of a box office draw these days? (ScreenRant)

Finally, I would just like to note that Dustin beat me to the Twilight werewolves for a trade item, but didn’t even mention the fact that they are hairless. They totally fail at being werewolves. Thanks goodness for me and Bedhead to pick up the slack around here. (AgentBedhead)

Guh. I need to cleanse my palate after that. There, now this is better. (GutReaction)

Here’s a trailer for Ocean’s 11 featuring Muppets, and it is one of the best things I have ever seen. I know, I say that a lot but this time I mean it. Also, I always knew George Clooney reminded me of someone. Mystery solved! Thanks, Frella!

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.


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Comments

Mr. Gwen Stefani was supposedly formerly in a long-term relationship with a man. Which poses a question. Ladies, would that freak you out?

Ask my wife.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.

Posted by: Snath at April 23, 2009 1:10 PM

And how much cooler would Ocean's Eleven have been if it had Miss Piggy instead of Julia Roberts?

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 23, 2009 1:13 PM

Ask my wife.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.

Say WHA? GASP!

*Ominous Music*

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at April 23, 2009 1:17 PM

A sex show with Dr. Drew? You'll have to pry me off the TV.

...but didn’t even mention the fact that they are hairless.

I mentioned it.

Ladies, would that freak you out?


"I can have both

there's no need to choose

because I can have both

there's no need to choose."

Posted by: Cindy at April 23, 2009 1:19 PM

Ooooh! My Statham post saves souls! I knew it ! I knew it! I'm so proud of myself.

Thanks for the pimpin', Stacey !

Hee. That video is fantastic. And Fozzie Bear is way hotter than Brad Pitt.

Posted by: figgy at April 23, 2009 1:23 PM

Screw the trailer. I want Henson's 11 as an actually movie. Goddamn, that was great.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 23, 2009 1:28 PM

Dr. Drew is an alum from my college. I'm a little disappointed in him right now.

Posted by: RhymesWithSilver at April 23, 2009 1:31 PM

I love the muppets. And whatever that creature is that was getting its chest scratched is now officially the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: Kolby at April 23, 2009 1:33 PM

You just know that if there were still a Muppet show on TV, that George Clooney would completely succeed at being on it. Sam Rockwell too. Come to think of it, after seeing them in Muppets from Space, Jeffrey Tambor and Ray Liotta would be pretty funny too.

*sigh* I miss Muppets Tonight.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at April 23, 2009 1:39 PM

That video is the best thing of my life. The Great Muppet Caper is the only movie I have ever liked Charles Grodin in.

Love doesn't choose gender! It chooses a person's soul! What genitalia that soul is ensconced in makes no nevermind to me. Although I do like the schween.

Nobody wants to be alone, everybody wants to love someone
Out of the tree go pick a plum, why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 23, 2009 1:40 PM

Christ. It's bad enough they had to wussify vampires, but now werewolves? Is nothing sacred in this world?

Posted by: henchman for hire at April 23, 2009 1:46 PM

We've got some tiny revolution going here, AvB.

Hold tight wait till the party's over

Hold tight We're in for nasty weather

There has got to be a way

Burning down the house

Posted by: Cindy at April 23, 2009 1:54 PM

Earth Day was yesterday right? So it's over? Good.

I want to tickle, kill, grill and eat that animal. Cuteness be damned...

Posted by: Skitz at April 23, 2009 1:55 PM

Maybe the Twilight werewolves are COVERED in hair, head to toe, but it is all a tan brown color and looks like skin. Then who'd look stupid!
Oh, right.

Posted by: Kballs at April 23, 2009 1:59 PM

*word nerd mode*
Er, you mean 'palate', not 'palette', don't you?
*word nerd mode off*

Not freaked out, but concerned - because that would double his options for cheating on me.

What? I'm insecure! Comes from experience....*sigh*


Posted by: Tarn at April 23, 2009 2:01 PM

Ladies, would that freak you out?

Not as long as he's a manly man. I can't afford to add another filter to my selection process. By the time I factor in age, personality, smoking, hygiene habits, musical taste, and looks, ain't nobody left but the security guard at my local Kroger's, and the guy who changes my oil (no innuendo intended, sadly).

And I believe that little creature in the video is a sloth, judging from his paws, eyes and extremely slow-mo "Yeah, touchdown!" pose.

Posted by: DeadBessie at April 23, 2009 2:37 PM

Beyonce thinks it’s totally ridiculous that we all believed that was really her singing yesterday

Don't know, don't care, but if it truncates her time in the spotlight, then YAY. As much as I hate the word, it's hard to imagine someone being more overrated than Bouncee-ay. As a singer, I guess she's okay, but I really don't see the big deal. As an actor, she's utterly wooden and horrible. Watching Jennifer Hudson blow her off the screen talent-wise is the only thing I can tolerate about Dreamgirls.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at April 23, 2009 2:42 PM

Is nothing sacred in this world?

And there is nothing fair in this world, no
And there is nothing safe in this world
And there is nothing sure in this world
And there is nothing pure in this world

I ordered this for somebody yesterday:
http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=44214

And the intent behind it makes it even nerdier than you'd think. But the Starfleet Spork still wins.

The muppet video is beautiful.

Posted by: Jay at April 23, 2009 3:39 PM

And if you tickle me I yelp and flail, but I suppose other kinds of pressure can make me do that.

Getting short hair cut can be very soothing, if there's not an old lady with shaky hands jabbing you with the clipper.

Posted by: Jay at April 23, 2009 3:44 PM

Love the Muppets Ocean's Eleven. I second (third?) the desire for a real MOE.

I think the mysterious creature being "tickled" is a lemur, but I could be totally wrong.

Oh, and I wouldn't care at all if the Main Squeeze was bi, and had previously been with a man (though neither is actually the case). That's a glass house at which I cannot be throwing stones.

Posted by: tamatha at April 23, 2009 3:58 PM

I think it's a variety of lemur.

And I want one.

Posted by: CatBallou at April 23, 2009 4:16 PM

I can't see the video at work, but if it's the little guy with the big eyes getting tickled, it's called a Slow Loris.

Posted by: Lainey at April 23, 2009 4:17 PM

That's it! I still want one.

Posted by: CatBallou at April 23, 2009 4:32 PM

Muppets make everything better. I want to see the MOE movie, and I want it now.

Posted by: BWeaves (from a different IP address) at April 23, 2009 6:04 PM

Guess who!, you sound familiar.

i swear there is something about this place that makes me dirty--or dirtier than usual--but i would be fine with a man that used to date other men as long as he had video, or some such, to prove it. speaking of video, i would like to see those hairless shape-shifters (they aren't really werewolves) in action.

i would also like to have the Star Trek spork to go along with my Starfleet diploma, t-shirts, and baseball caps. i have no shame.

Posted by: pq at April 23, 2009 6:13 PM

Well, I can't say that I'd be freaked out, considering that my boyfriend has told me that he was very open-minded in college and wasn't sure what his orientation was. He was friends with a gay guy who ended up putting the moves on him, and it resulted my boyfriend getting a BJ from him. He's never been with a man since that, and it doesn't worry me. Although, as someone above said, it does open up his options for cheating on me... more choices... lol.

Posted by: anonymous at April 23, 2009 6:20 PM

Henson's 11 brought back so many memories. The muppets were the best part of my childhood...along with the 'shroom enhanced Sesame street.

I miss my youth! *sobs*

Posted by: Four Eyes at April 23, 2009 7:04 PM

Here's a fun little anecdote on Tom Cruise:

On the set of The Last Samurai, people had to wear a badge based on what 'level' they were.

Level 1: You could be near Tom Cruise
Level 2: You could be somewhat near Tom Cruise
Level 3: You don't come anywhere near Tom Cruise.

True story!

Posted by: Brook at April 23, 2009 7:36 PM

You getting married Jay?

My revolution has failed. But still, it was a revolution.

Tear off your own head
Tear off your own head
It's a doll revolution

What's that sound?
It will turn you around
It's a doll revolution

They're taking over
And they're tearing it down
It's a doll revolution

Posted by: Cindy at April 23, 2009 10:15 PM

See, now that little guy clearly looked up and said, "Who told you to stop, motherfucker?"

It was in his eyes.

I want one.

I think it's a relative of this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q22siSaG8eM

Posted by: Lauren at April 24, 2009 12:37 AM

Lauren, you just made me snort my oatmeal.

Ew, and ouch, simultaneously. And also Hahahahahha!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 24, 2009 9:26 AM





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