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By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | April 23, 2007 |


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Chevy Chase drags out the abused-as-a-child card in an effort to jumpstart his career. Dumbass. (ASL)

And speaking of blondes, what the hell has happened to the once-prestigious Cannes Film Festival? (Celebitchy)

Our boy, Chez, unleashes his fury. The topic: The VT shootings and NBC's decision to release those images. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Legally Blonde: The Musical has me questioning the sanity of EvilT a little bit. The exclamation quotient seems a little disproportionate to the topic. (Evil Beet)

That Dustin Diamond is just classing up VH1 these days, eh? (Litely Salted)

And Sharon Stone is classing up the prom. (Celebslam)

Jonathan Safran Foer scoffs at your right to own a gun. And I'm all right with that. (QuizLaw)

The end goal here at Pajiba -- the ultimate achievement, that is -- is to be quoted out of context by a studio in an advert someday. Gelf magazine runs a pretty sweet weekly feature on misleading critical praise. Do check it out. (Gelf Magazine)

How cool is Joseph Gordon-Levitt? The answer in video format, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | April 23, 2007 | Comments ()



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