Chachi Is Pissed
Whoa. Has anyone been keeping up with the Scott Biao online meltdown thing? So yeah, earlier this week Jezebel reprinted one of his insane right-wing tweets with minimal commentary and somehow it escalated into a full blown twitter war. Here's a helpful timeline for those of you late to the party. (Jezebel)
And although this tumblr page is mentioned and linked in the above article, it totally bears repeating. (Scott Baio Ruins Everything)
I'm kind of confused here ... Are these HD advertisements for or against HDTV? (Agent Bedhead)
Here's a list of are ten fictional creatures you'd most want as a pet. Sadly this list doesn't include the fictional creature I would want most as a pet, which is Falcor from The Neverending Story, obviously. (Topless Robot)
For all you scotch novices out there who want to make the transition to cool scotch drinkers, here are five single malts worth trying. (Frothy Girlz)
Here are seven terrifying movie nightmares. (Cinematical)
I apologize if this has been mentioned elsewhere on Pajiba, (I can't keep up with all the Human Centipede news) but details have emerged on the sequel, Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which will feature a 12-person centipede. (Bloody Disgusting)
Ugh... They're already mapping out the whole Avatar trilogy? I'm pretty much never going to be able to stop linking crap about Avatar, am I? (The Playlist)
For those of you fervently keeping tabs on "Dancing With the Stars," you'll be happy to know that Kate "I'm Famous For Having a Bunch of Kids Who I Now Neglect" Gosselin was eliminated last night. (Litelysalted)
Can you name all the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp film collaborations in under two minutes? Pretty sure I can't; not even trying. (mental floss)
Last night was "American Idol's" Idol Gives Back special, where "American Idol" pretends to try to "make a difference" or some horsecrap. (Hairballs)
Here are nine poorly conceived baby movies, and OH MY GOD did you guys know there was pregnant lady porn? Or am I really just that naive that this horrifies me? (Screen Junkies)
This is a really cool gallery of the weirdest bars throughout the world. (Unreality)
Charlyne Yi put together this web video to help a friend (who is also a friend of our own Angelina a.k.a. Beckyloo) who needs heart surgery and is being denied by her insurance company. For heart surgery. It's instances like this that I really, REALLY don't understand the opposition to universal health care.
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