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Jessica Biel Shows Off Her Acting Chops. (Is That What They Call Them These Days?)

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | April 21, 2009 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | April 21, 2009 |


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Jessica Biel apparently gives the performance of her lifetime in the upcoming Powder Blue. And by that I mean she shows her boobies. Hey, anyone remember "7th Heaven?" (Yeeeah!)

Because for some reason Seth and Dustin forgot to report this in TV trade news, the lesser known Kardashian sisters are getting their own reality show. I just thought you guys would want to know about this. (Webster's)

Check out this podcast which features a very special Pajiba columnist guest host. Spoiler alert! It's Phillip. (TheDriveInSpeakerBox)

The only thing Corey Haim does better than getting beat up by a girl is freestyle rapping. I almost just typed "raping." Oops. (FilmDrunk)

Here's a first look at Tim Burton's Alice from Alice in Wonderland. So what do you think she sees down the hole? (ScreenJunkies)

Morrissey played the Coachella festival this weekend, de-shirted himself and complained about the smell of cooking animal flesh. Sounds about right. (AgentBedhead)

A lot of times we here on Pajiba get accused of being smarmy hipster intellectuals. Well maybe if the rest of the population were collectively smart enough to, say, understand the weather forecast, we wouldn't be so damn stuck-up all the time. Via FourFour! (yahoo!)

Of course, we're still not opposed to making fun of hipsters, either. (YBNBY)

Wow, how pathetic is Eminem? His brand new totally lame spoof-driven music video is already spawning spoofs of its own. (KSK)

Oh MAN. The cast of "It's Always Sunny" put on a live stage show of Charlie's epic "Day Man" musical in L.A. last Friday. I wonder if they ever considered, oh, I don't know, performing in Philadelphia?! Jerks. (FranklinAvenue)

The edited-for-television version of Snakes on a Plane is infinitely more hilarious than the original. (HolyTaco)

Here's another "Arrested Development" quiz. This one is a little harder than the last one I posted awhile back, I only scored 16 out of 20 on this one. (mental floss)

Is anyone really bad at sex? Like, all the time? Well here is a whole website devoted to people that suck at sex. Figuratively and literally. Thanks, PopeJenn! ("I'mSoBadASex)

Because it's adorable and actually pretty funny for a 13-year-old, here's footage of a 13-year-old Seth Rogen doing stand-up:

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