Will vs. Bear ... Grylls
I heard about this awhile ago, but I guess Will Ferrell has finished filming his episode of the Gryllicious "Man vs. Wild," set to air on June 5th -- the first night of PajiBacon! I guess we'll have to set our TiVOs for this one. Via YBNBY! (Variety)
Who wants to meet Mel Gibson's whore? Of course you do. This celebrity divorce is going to be my favorite divorce of all celebrity divorces. I just know it. (Webster's)
Eminem may have gotten plastic surgery, or at least heavily Photoshopped. Either way, one thing's for certain: Eminem is still a huge turd. (Yeeeah!)
How did The Breakfast Club not spawn its own cereal? Honestly?? Talk about the missed opportunity of a lifetime. (ScreenJunkies)
Oh, my God. Ashton Kutcher is such a retard. I know you guys hate that word, but seriously, he is SUCH A RETARD. (AgentBedhead)
Here are 10 cliches of body-swap movies. Is it wrong that I always kind of tear up at the end of Big even though Elizabeth Perkins was technically banging a 13-year-old? What does that say about me? (Spout)
And here are the 10 most preposterous ways of bringing a character back to life. I cannot wait to see how they bring back Sydney for the new "Melrose Place." Can. Not. Wait. OK, I promise I'll stop talking about that now. (FilmSchoolRejects)
Once again, Gwyneth Paltrow shows us all how much better she is than us. Would wanting to set fire to Gwyneth Paltrow be an example of the "low road?" (Celebitchy)
Here's a list of 25 albums which work best when listened to from start to finish. Anyone have anything to add? (AV Club)
So how did everyone spend Teabagging Day yesterday? We took it a little too literally here, and Shep is still recovering. Anyway, I'm late on this, but Anderson Cooper gives some sage advice on what not to do while teabagging. (DListed)
If you don't even have it in you to hunt down actual tacos at midnight, you fail at midnight snacking. Taco Bell is actually open til 2am or later. (ImpulsiveBuy)
I have a love-hate relationship with Jezebel. I love their linkably-linkable pop culture articles, but I hate the catty bitches who run it and the whole stupid Gawker empire. So what do you guys think of this new chick site, started by Sasha from The Evil Beet? (ZeldaLily)
Sometimes you read comment threads on Pajiba that result in certain unnamed commenters getting lifelong commenting suspensions -- but really, our flamewars could be so much worse. Much, much worse:
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