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John Cusack's stalker is going to be prosecuted for throwing love letters over his fence? Shit, it's not like she was doing something totally crazy like say, standing under his bedroom window holding a boombox. (NY Times)

Is Nicole Kidman pregnant or just constipated? (WIMB)

Dammit, people! Feeding Gloria Allred's ego only makes it stronger! (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Tucker Carlson says that he "involuntarily crosses [his] legs" every time he hears Hillary Clinton speak. It's OK, I'm told he has the same reaction to Jon Stewart now, too. (QuizLaw)

The Batman: Gotham Knight trailer looks pretty badass even if you're like me and don't particularly care about Batman or anime. (Popoholic)

Alicia Keys admires the Black Panthers and thinks that Gangsta Rap was a ploy to get black people to kill each other. Don't forget, the Easter Bunny killed Tupac, too. (IDLYITW)

Here's a list of 10 Futuristic Movies Which are Already Dated. (BestWeekEver)

A former Scientology spokesperson is now saying that Scientology is destructive and a rip-off. While part of me says "duh," the other part of me totally wants sordid details. (Celebitchy)

Avril Lavigne does filthy, disgusting things with her husband in a public park. I'm pretty sure children even cried. (The Blemish)

After the jump, a brand spankin' new sketch from "The State" from a UCB show!

Pajiba Love | April 15, 2008 | Comments ()



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