web
counter
 

$240 Worth of Pudding

By Stacey Nosek | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (36)



barry-and-levon.jpg

I think I’ve reported this at least three other times in Pajiba Love in the two years I’ve been writing this column (really??), but it seems as though the much beloved “The State” is finally coming to DVD in July. Huzzah! (AV Club)

Oh snap!! Can you believe Mel Gibson’s wife filed for divorce? Well … yeah, I guess we can. But that doesn’t make it any less juicy. (Webster’s)

So, I finally just watched the clip of the 48-year-old woman who’s never been kissed singing on “Britain’s Got Talent.” If you say you can watch this without at least getting some serious goosepbump action, then you are a liar. (Celebitchy)

Oh, Jesus. Lindsay Lohan taken taken to Funny or Die to make light of her past and ongoing problems. The result is decidedly less endearing then when, say, Paris Hilton did this, which says a lot. (AgentBedhead)

A writer gave up wine for a month (GAH!!!) and discovered that, bottom line, life is not as much fun without it. Duh, I could have told her that. (SeriousEats)

Scarlett Johansson is making us all feel crappy over speculating over her weight. She’s getting into “superhero shape,” dammit, everyone leave her alone now. (HuffPo)

When Kathie Lees Attack: The Zac Efron impersonating her son Cody on “Saturday Night Live” edition. (Yeeeah!)

When I saw that Descent was “the worst movie ever,” I was like, huh. My sister told me that was supposed to be really good and scary. But, that was THE Descent. Huge diff. (FilmSchoolRejects)

The Life You Can Save: Acting Now to End World Poverty, by Peter Singer, will make you feel totally guilty about those new organic Egyptian cotton sheets you just bought from West Elm. (SecondPass)

Here’s a peek back to Bill O-Reilly’s hard hitting journalism for “Inside Edition,” when he asked the tough questions to Nintendo enthusiasts in 1988. Hee! (omg blog)

White people apparently hate people who wear Ed Hardy. I did not know who Ed Hardy was, previous to this post, but I think I’m now in the club. (SWPL)

Our friends over at Screen Junkies put together this exclusive clip for Angels & Demons. You know, fart humor probably would have made The Da Vinci Code more bearable, too.


EMBED-Angels & Demons & Farts - Watch more free videos

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.









Singing In Tongues | DVD Releases 04/14/09













Comments

God that clip had me giggling like a 12 year old, because HA farts during that moronic dialogue and the DRAMATIC MUSIC is just so perfect hahaahahahahahahaaahahahaha *PFRRT* Ahahahahahahahaahaha!

HAAAAAAA!

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2009 1:12 PM

OK, so, my secret shame is that I love the vintage tattoo designs that the Ed Hardy brand uses. I really and truly adore them for their artistic merit alone but I resist buying Ed Hardy gear both because it's insanely expensive and because I don't want to be seen as a douchebag who wears Ed Hardy.

I really don't know how to reconcile the fact that I think the designs are gorgeous with my desire to not be seen as a bandwagon jumping tool. Anyone got tips?

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 14, 2009 1:12 PM

I really don't know how to reconcile the fact that I think the designs are gorgeous with my desire to not be seen as a bandwagon jumping tool. Anyone got tips?

Go on etsy and look for similar vintage tattoo designs created by small designers who are not Ed Hardy.

Alternately, get some fabric paint and a decent transfer and go to town on your own t-shirt.

(I think his stuff looks pretty awesome, too.)

Posted by: twig at April 14, 2009 1:15 PM

I'd never heard of Ed Hardy either, but I don't like tattoos, so I guess I'm down with the hate!

No wine? No sir.

And where'd you get $240?

Posted by: Jay at April 14, 2009 1:22 PM

Jay.

Shhhhhhh.

Posted by: twig at April 14, 2009 1:23 PM

Also, I'm excited because the 'Muppet eating' segment never got on YouTube.

"What is this strange, blue meat?"

Posted by: twig at April 14, 2009 1:27 PM

I'm going to say the same thing I always say when I read that The State is finally coming to DVD. I'll believe it when I have it in my constantly cold little fangirl hands. I have most of the episodes on VHS but I don't have a VCR anymore and the quality is, of course, sucky.

The 47-year old singing did indeed give me shivers.

The Lohan video was too awkward to be funny. She's trying a little too hard to joke about stuff. Or maybe it was because I could tell that she was reading cue cards. Either way, didn't make me laugh.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 14, 2009 1:30 PM

Wait, who the fuck is Ed Hardy?

Ten-second Google Search...

Oooooh, yeah that's right...Yeah I hate him.

And Jay, blasphemy! Tattoos are made of ink and win, how can you not love them?

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at April 14, 2009 1:31 PM

Ha! The muppet meat sketch! "Gee, I wish someone was here who could help me count to three!" (or something like that).


Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at April 14, 2009 1:33 PM

I have multiple tattoos that are done in the a very "traditional" traditional style. When people ask me if I got my ideas from Ed Hardy...or go as far as calling me Ed Hardy (yes it's happened and I'm a female) I get a little pissed off.

Hardy was a great artist; however, just because his brand ranges everything from $300 hoodies to $5 gas station lighters he has become trendy. And that's what pisses me off, don't know if that has anything to do with me being white either or just because I have tattoos and appreciate the art and style of old school traditional work and feel it's being undermined in that way.

Also this may be the most poorly written post...Slightly hungover here so my apologies that I'm having trouble forming coherent sentences/paragraphs, I'll be going now.

Posted by: ashes at April 14, 2009 1:45 PM

Just don't like em, what can I say? Except that the girls on the covers of tattoo magazines make me say "aww, and she's so pretty too!"

Posted by: Jay at April 14, 2009 1:49 PM

My wife has seven tattoos in various places on her body, and I'm always telling her to get more. I would love for her to get a full shoulder or even sleeve done. I think tattoos are totally sexy and the more the better.

Posted by: Snath at April 14, 2009 1:56 PM

I really don't like tattoos with so much stuff in them. They always look messy and crowded. I love really simple tattoos, with simple lines and a minimal amount of color. It's hard to get a lot into something small, that people will only get to glimpse for a few seconds, so I don't get the packed tattoos at all. But that's just me.

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2009 2:15 PM

I have one, and I fucking hate it, which sucks because I love tattoos if they're done well. Not that mine's not done well, I just got it at a particularly traumatic time in my life and I didn't put as much thought into it as I should have. I like where it is, though. Why am I rambling?

Posted by: Kolby at April 14, 2009 2:15 PM

i love my wife. she is beautiful. and i love the last 15 years with her- watching as she ages gracefully, becoming more beautiful. of course she doesn't think so, but that's another point altogether. and i am pleased that when i slowly pull off the shoulder of her shirt, and her skin flushes with contact to the cooler air, there isn't a dolphin, or chick in fishnets or some chinese writing there to greet me, only her lovely skin.

Posted by: jimmy at April 14, 2009 2:18 PM

I have a full back piece done in traditional japanese style and a half sleeve done in the tradional style. I have an amazing artist and have even appeared in print work because of the tattoos. I obviously have a love for them but I totally understand that some people just don't like them. It's not about not undertanding them either it's just something you don't like. I get it.

Posted by: ashes at April 14, 2009 2:23 PM

Posted by: jimmy at April 14, 2009 2:18 PM

Reiben Jay, pay attention. Now, this is the way to gripe.

Posted by: branded at April 14, 2009 2:32 PM

While my wife does have ink, and I don't even really notice it anymore, but well said, jimmy (it feels like a quote of something, but that may just be a testament to you).

Posted by: branded at April 14, 2009 2:32 PM

I was at the liquor store this weekend, where they were selling Ed Hardy red and white wine. What exactly should that taste like? Hints of snake and tiger, with an aftertaste of steel daggers? And, is this a list of Pajiba commenter's tattoos? I've got one-it's on my back, and damn did that last hour hurt.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at April 14, 2009 2:34 PM

I think a big problem is just that so many people get the SAME tattoos. The lower-back pieces (blech), the tribal tattoos, the Japanese writing. I don't understand the need to imprint your skin with something that's not only done on impulse but that hundreds of people already have. I want a tattoo, but I want to design it myself, and not just get another lotus flower.

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2009 2:34 PM

Tattoo magazines? Do these exist? I feel like they'd be no good for me. They'd just make me want one more.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 14, 2009 2:34 PM

Tattoo magazines...they do exist! Tattoo Magazine and Savage are my favorite. Check them out.

Posted by: ashes at April 14, 2009 2:38 PM

I was always partial to Skin & Ink, myself. (Or was that the one I hated? Damn, I forget now.) A girl I knew had a tattoo of Picasso's owl sketch. She was a super pale ginger, and it looked gorgeous on her skin. Plus, minimal. I loved it. I have one, and I want some more. I love them, and have since I was a child. My Grandpa Ralph had tattoos, and he was the coolest grandpa ever. Pseudo-Mr. AvB, not so excited. To each their own, live and let live, etc. etc.

The State?! Finally on DVD!? OMG omg omg omg omg omg. When?! Now?! How about now?!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 14, 2009 2:49 PM

Oh, no, you're quitecorrect, Captain. But like Ferris Bueller I don't even have that skin, I have to envy his and be unable to have such a good example. Remember, I'm the other single guy.

And yes I am a Sagittarius.

Posted by: Jay at April 14, 2009 3:16 PM

thanks branded.

not a quote of which i am aware, but that doesn't mean much. the greater part of my youth was spent recycling those fragments of speech i found pleasant or amusing. toss in a degree in reading everyone else's pretty words and i doubt i have had an originally phrased thought since 1982.

Posted by: jimmy at April 14, 2009 3:46 PM

I agree, figgy, I hate when people get all the same stuff. I have 2 (both on my lower back so I automatically fail, LOL) but I designed both and neither were on impulse. They both hold real meaning for me. It took about 6 years for me to finally get the first one, and I carried around that little drawing for all 6 years while weighing the decision.

I do like the Ed Hardy designs, but I hate 2 things: 1. the price (seriously...$80 for a beater?) and 2. the fact that it says Ed Hardy all over it. I'd rather buy a no name knockoff just because it doesn't plaster the name brand all over the place.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at April 14, 2009 4:11 PM

What on earth is this meat?

Oh....it's muppet!!!

Muppet?

Yeah...muppet.

How do you get muppet?

You mean you've never caught one? It's so easy.
(goes to window)

Gee...I wish I had someone here to help me count to three.

(muppet appears)
Well if you want to count to three, i can teach you but we have to sing a son...(she snaps its neck)

Wow! That was easy! Can I try?!

Sure!

(dudeman walks to window)
Man...I sure do wish I knew how to tie my shoes!

(muppet appears)
Hiya! We can learn how to tie our shoes togeth...
(dudeman snaps its neck)

OOOOO!!! You got a blue one! They taste the best!


...this skit will always be burned into my mind for 2 reasons, my love for everything Henson and Muppet-esque, and my pure curiosity of what Fozzie Bear would taste like. He doesn't look like he'd be all gamey and chewy like other bears. He prolly doesn't work out that much.

Posted by: PissBoy at April 14, 2009 4:22 PM

You know what? No. NO. I've gotten my hopes up for The State to be released on DVD TWICE now And what happened? They got shot down, set on fire, and pissed upon by sanctimonious pricks.

I'll believe it when I have the physical merchandise in my trembling, sweaty hands.

Posted by: Kathleen at April 14, 2009 4:43 PM

the "question mark" fart (you all know what I mean...sounds like your butt is asking a question) with about 12 seconds left was the best...

Posted by: PissBoy at April 14, 2009 4:45 PM

Pajiba Love: Guilt Trip Edition!

So sad for ScarJo to be yet another starlet victim to the western weight obsession. How many girls must we judge for a couple added pounds before every female starts...wait...what? We were making fun of her for losing weight? We were bemoaning the diminution of one of Hollywood's most rockin' bods? We were upset by the speculation that she was on some crazypants Paltrow diet? Uh...sorry?

Posted by: HB at April 14, 2009 5:57 PM

that british idol clip was awesome.
hell, *i* want to kiss her.

ok, wait, instead i want to kiss the red bowtie guy in the nintendo clip.

or both.

MAKEOUT PARTY!

Posted by: gp at April 14, 2009 6:44 PM

Peter Singer is great for contextualising abstract ethical ideas. The Life You Can Save is definitely worth reading. But sometimes he makes me feel so guilty that I need to go drink wine/eat chocolate/watch a DVD to escape. Which is probably not what he's aiming for. Still love him though.

Posted by: JJ McClay at April 14, 2009 7:37 PM

did ya'll read those comments on the alcohol article? Cause I thought giving up alcohol for a month or so was called "lent." And being catholic is *not* a sign of alcoholism! Oh, wait....

Posted by: Codger at April 14, 2009 7:55 PM

In regards to the alcohol article, what bothered me the most that people were "worried that it might be a sign of a problem" that she didn't enjoy giving it up for "just" a month. If that is a sign of a problem....well I'm fucked.

Posted by: ashes at April 14, 2009 10:22 PM

I think I have an Ed Hardy Shirt, and tbh I love it. I'd describe myself as alternative or what ever you want to call it but I like some of their stuff cos they're sparkly and fun. my best friend wears a butt load of their stuff and 90% of the time I sort of love it, and I'm NOT into labels. I agree with who ever said, its the vintage tattoo designs (and SPARKLESS!!) that make them just...enjoyable I guess?
Just fun.
That singing old lady is my new drinking/kareoke buddy.

Posted by: Nadine at April 15, 2009 4:46 AM

Peter Singer is not trying to make you feel guilty about your expensive sheets; rather, he is trying to make you feel guilty about not committing 10% of your Tim Horton's fund to charity. The amount he suggests each person commit is so small that you have have your chocolate/sheets/double-double and save lives too. I also appreciate that he researched the best charities out there, so a person can give with some peace of mind.

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at April 15, 2009 1:46 PM


















Viral Hits

>> Pajiba Movie Posters

>> Pop Culture's 20 Greatest Dancing GIFs

>> Mindhole Blowers

>> The 100 Greatest Insults of All Time

>> The "Other" 100 Greatest Movie Quotes

>> The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

>> The Sean Bean Death Reel

>> Chicks Dig Beards: It's Science

>> The Coolest TV Show Title Sequences

>> The Most Rewatchable Movies

>> The Most Expensive Movies of All Time