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Irresistable weiners! Hee hee!

Those workplace videos will never compare to WSIB's ads. The "Top Chef" one is the worst thing I've ever seen.

http://www.prevent-it.ca/index.php?q=see-it-past-tv-spots

Oh, please. Let's not revisit Observe and Report. I'm all raped out.

Ok so the Evil Overlord list was so wonderfully delicious, I had to send it to all 4000 dorks on my email list. It was fun trying to guess which movie each one referred to. There was an awful lot of Star Wars and Indiana Jones on there.

Most anticipated movie of the summer in the Snuggiepants household is the May release of the Star Trek movie. Even the 14 year old girl is squeeing over it. But Mr. Snuggiepants practically hyperventilates every time a commercial comes on for it. He better not build it up too much or it'll be a repeat for him of the Lord of the Rings Let-Down 06 or whatever year that was.

Oh the Duggar thing? Just hold me. I'm scared. Watch, the mom's going to announce baby #37 in a few hot minutes because she did have the last one as long ago as DECEMBER. It's about time she got pregnant again, don't y'all think?

Her uterus PRAYS for menopause. PRAYS. Ever seen a praying uterus? It's a sad sight to behold. Lemme tell you guys, my girlie doctor was once telling me about my cervix (such a weird conversation to have, but he had some things he needed to tell me about it) and he mentioned casually, sort of off-hand, that it was all "pockmarked" and I was like "WHAT?" and he chuckled and said that was just from having been pregnant and given birth, very normal and common.

I gave birth ONCE. One time. And the cervix apparently suffered irreperable surface damage from that. Ma Duggar has given birth what, 17? 18 times? Her poor cervix is probably thinner than a store-brand tissue. They don't ever mention things like this, but I'd bet good money they have to put a stitch in it with every pregnancy and had to start doing it with about the eighth or ninth at the latest. Maybe before that one.

And now this poor girl: the wife of the eldest one. She's pregnant (shocking that it took so long) and is going to have to have child after child after child until her body just waves a white flag and gives out/up. Some time in her 50s, most likely. She has around 30 YEARS of childbearing ahead of her. Now that I'm seriously depressed, I'm getting back to work. (Heck even Ma Duggar might have another good decade of childbearing left.)

The Dogville movies are all so good. They used to show them on TCM in between features. I remember turning on my TV once right after waking up and being so confused.

I'm sure the creators were super upset when they were no longer allowed to bother and annoy dogs with fancy costumes and peanut butter mouth. I bet their ancestors are the people who dress their dogs up in Joker costumes for Halloween.

And I am a retard. It's "All Quiet," not "All's Quiet." Yay!

Thanks Snath! I saw that one and the other one. After that, I stared at the screen for 5 minutes, saying "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH CANADA??!!??!!"

It's disturbing on at least 15 levels.

You can find the list of the "stripped" LGBT books on Amazon on the Meta Writer page on Live Journal. It includes real controversial shit, like James Baldwin and D. H. Lawrence.

http://community.livejournal.com/meta_writer/11992.html

I can't remember how to make a link linky. Sorry.

And the only two films I'm looking forward to are Star Trek, and Drag Me to Hell.

I figured you guys might get a kick out of that dog video. Too bad Stacey GOT MY NAME WRONG! Aw, I'm just kidding, I couldn't care less if there's an underscore in there or not.

Me, I'm very excited to see Star Trek because I think I'll like it, not for any sado-masochistic reasons. And Half-Blood Prince of course. I'm planning on seeing a few others, but that's where my real enthusiasm is.

I've been getting excited about Half-Blood Prince again. It's been way too long.

Loved those crappy drawings, with chubby diabetic Pierce Brosnan as my favorite, and (presumably) Stephanie Zimbalist in the background casually holding a gun, like she's waiting for him to finish posing for his picture before shooting him.

I'm excited about the Half Blood Prince too, if only because it promises more Snape. Like someone pointed out before, he's in his sixties and sports a lanky wig, and yet I still want a piece of that. Those eyes, that voice--I just want to stride into Hogwart's and give poor Severus the lovin' he's never had.

And hate me if you want to, but after Dustin's recent post, I want to see Wolverine now more than ever. Because oh boy that's gonna be a fun train wreck.

Heehee. You know, after Wolverine comes out I'd really love to see some statistics of the viewing audience. I wonder how many (repeat) viewers will be women? I mean, tell me those spots aren't aiming precisely at women (and gay men) who like to look at hot men doing stunts and getting sweaty? You know, like me?

aren't aiming precisely at women

Once the full cast came out I took my hands off of it. "This obviously ain't for me, but I know a buncha women..." Have at it!

I can't get into "Salvation" as it looks like the Transformers movies but without the childhood connection to the characters for me, and I understood what people who don't care about the Transformers felt. But Bay's Optimus Prime was Optimus Prime enough for me, so I'll be back for that this year. And I do like mysterio conspiracy stuff so I'll go watch "Angels & Demons" too. Hey, at least Tom knew he needed a library, and for something a library does provide.

The Evil Overlord list was full of win. I would love to see a movie that incorporates most of them. Imagine, an action movie where the bad guy actually wins because he doesn't do really stupid things that ultimately ensure his failure. I'd pay to see that.

My most-anticipated movies of the summer are 'Drag Me to Hell' and '500 Days of Summer.' Loooooove JG-L, and am hoping that Zooey finally has a decent project.