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Keith Olbermann — I dig you, but for the love of God, leave Anderson Cooper alone. It’s just cheap-stunt rabble-rousing, and you’re better than that. (Celebitchy)

Letterman is 60 today, y’all. Eat yourself some Big Ass Ham tonight.

Matthew McConaughey will never have to leave home again. (Yeeeah!)

The newest club scene: Weeping. (Agent Bedhead)

In Minnesota, if you’d like to legalize slavery again, apparently all you have to do is ask your state congressman. (QuizLaw)

For our tiny, tiny tween audience: Sanjaya lives another week. Get in on the mania. Or slit your wrist and call it a day. (CityRag)

And speaking of “AI,” here we go again with the sex tapes. It’s only a matter of time before Sanjaya releases his. (IDLYITW)

The Sedaris kerfuffle heats up. Kind of. Gawker outcools the rest of us by taking veiled shots at the author. (Gawker)

Another obvious fact “discovered” by scientist: Females achieve orgasm more often when they’re not with a man. (Stuff)

Check this clip: “I don’t care what you say, in a non-gay way, I love Zach Braff.” I swear to you, that is not me in the video. In fact, I think it’s Alex Blagg revealing his deepest, darkest secret. After the jump.

Pajiba Love | April 12, 2007 | Comments (8)


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Good god. I think about moving out of NYC sometimes, but the only thing I can tell about that guy's location from the video is that it's "not here." So just to be safe, I'm never leaving.

Posted by: JMW at April 12, 2007 4:01 PM

Yesterday's "mars/venus" article was full of non sequiturs, but today's is just...

"Arousal is a lot about what erotic thoughts go through the mind, and for women that's very different to men," Dr Howard said. "It may be focusing on Colin Firth's smouldering eyes, some romantic novel or a waterfall or whatever."

A WATERFALL????????

Posted by: Ranylt at April 12, 2007 4:15 PM

Ranylt, waterfalls don't get you hot?

You passionless, frigid harpy. I always suspected as much.

and before anyone jumps up my ass, yes, that was a joke.

Posted by: TK at April 12, 2007 4:35 PM

Zach's beauty is so womanly even I feel gay for my love of him. I'm pretty sure there is NO "non gay way" to love Zach Braff - and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Posted by: Tammy at April 12, 2007 4:51 PM

I kind of like that they picked Colin Firth. Just, you know, you don't hear about him a lot.

Then again, they may have just picked him for the Bridget Jones thing. Hmph.

...and add me to the list of those who don't get turned on by waterfalls...well, waterfalls alone. Anyone who's seen "A Walk on the Moon" and has thing for Viggo Mortensen might know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: em at April 12, 2007 4:56 PM

See, Matthew McConaugheyey isn't gay at all!

He just knows how to please himself.

Posted by: agent bedhead at April 12, 2007 5:16 PM

(God help anyone who didn't get that quite obvious smile-inducer, TK!)

Yeah, that sentence just made me envision a legion of fluffy-haired women getting off to rainbows and butterflies. WTF?

Posted by: Ranylt at April 12, 2007 5:17 PM

I saw David Searis last year at the Edinburgh Book Festival and he outright admits his stories are not 100% accurate and he adds some humor. He makes me laugh (especially Me Talk Pretty One Day) so I guess I feel that that is more important than total truthHe was also really friendly and humble, taking time during the book signing to chat with every person for at least a couple minutes.


Author's Note: Folks, I screwed up the labeling of this particular Pajiba Love, so that comments are somehow getting diverted to another page, and unfortunately, I have no idea how to rectify the situation. I assure you I'm not deleting them, they are just flying into the atmosphere. I'm turning off comments here, so that nothing else gets lost. My apologies.

Posted by: Al at April 12, 2007 6:11 PM