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Still Less Embarrassing Than 30 Seconds To Mars

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Oh internet, I want to gay marry you so bad for this: Here’s a website dedicated to embarrassing celebrity pictures from their early days that have wound up on the internet. And this is why you should never have a picture taken of you ever. Unless you’re getting paid for it. Thanks Melody! (TheInternetNeverForgets)

Ever wanted to see what Tina Fey looks like drunk off her ass on TV? Wonder no more! Oh Tina Fey, you are a delightfully charming drunk. Unlike everyone in my family. Did I mention Thanksgiving is this weekend her in Canadia and my family always gets drunk of holidays? Pray for me. (Gawker)

So apparently Isaiah Mustafa REALLY wants to play Luke Cage in the new Avengers movie, so he made an audition tape featuring his head superimposed onto a Luke Cage action figure. Hello, terrifying new nightmares. (Topless Robot)

And now, for the religiously pop-culture oriented among you, here’s a quiz on where Jesus and pop culture intersect. (LitelySalted)

Hey, you know how there was that series of gay teen suicides? Well, 50 Cent wants you all to know that if you’ve never eaten a pussy before, you should do the world a big favor and kill yourself. Granted, this might be more about selfish straight guys then it is about gay men, but still, 50 Cent is a gigantic dumbass. (popbytes)

The Social Network is apparently one of those generation defining movies, but it’s not the first of this generation. Here are ten other movies that supposedly define this generation. (Spout)

Zooey Deschanel is in another ad campaign where she looks absolutely nothing like Zooey Deschanel. Seriously? I blame Katy Perry for this. (Agent Bedhead)

Alright, I didn’t watch SNL this weekend, because we don’t have cable because my roommate and I are cheap, but apparently Kanye West fucking knocked it out of the park. Did I just pay Kanye West a compliment? Kill me now. (Warming Glow)

Here’s a bunch of random celebrities at Oktoberfest, just because. Alright, I’m gonna level with you here: There’s a lot of Katy Perry and Hayden Panettiere, but if you can make it through that, there are a bunch of pictures of Alexander Skarsgaard with a giant cookie. (Celebitchy)

Oh my God, somebody sound the moral outrage alarm! Miley Cyrus went clubbing last night, at a club that features S&M inspired wall paper! Yawn. Hate to break it to you, but every teenager in the world has seen far worse than a little S&M, and if you can find a single 17-year-old who hasn’t ever had a drink, I will shit a leprechaun. (Celebslam)

By now you’ve probably heard that Snooki is writing book because English degrees are fucking useless anyway and America has no taste in anything, so here are 10 orange things more qualified to write a book than Snooker. (Flavorwire)









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Comments

I also watched SNL this weekend. How you completely fuck up a show when you have Brian Cranston as the host is completely beyond me. It was just terrible. That includes Kanye. It was just more of the pretentious bullshit he's famous for.

Posted by: admin at October 4, 2010 12:13 PM

I'd rather bathe with Bill O'Reilly. At least I know it's only 10 minutes and I'd rather see his pathetic dong than feel Glenn Beck's shriveled nubbin pressed against my ass.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 4, 2010 12:16 PM

I think most of those early modeling photos are just good-looking people in seriously unfortunate clothing.

Except for Jared Leto ones. Those left me dumbstruck. Man, what the fuuuudge..?

Oh and that Christian Bale photo. The only way that could be more adorable is if there were puppies everywhere!

Posted by: penelope at October 4, 2010 12:20 PM

re: Moral Outrage at Miley.

No, I don't care what she does or who with or where. I just want to watch the long downward spiral to anonymity, following her worthless dad. Get that little 17 year old moron a drink at that 21-and-over bar!!! Maybe she'll run into Lindsey. Maybe Lindsey could teach Miley how to snort cocaine and shoot smack! Hell, I'll spring for supplies! I'll buy!

Posted by: litmus0001 at October 4, 2010 12:52 PM

I haven't watched SNL in YEARS. Who the fnck stays home on a Saturday night?

Posted by: litmus0001 at October 4, 2010 12:53 PM

I never touched alcohol until I hit 21. True story.

Then again, I was always mentally about 3 years younger than my physical age.

Posted by: CrystalW187 at October 4, 2010 1:46 PM

ASkars drunk bears a little too much of a resemblance to Carson Kressley.

Posted by: Jerry at October 4, 2010 2:11 PM

There’s a lot of too damn many Katy Perry and Hayden Panettiere, but if you can make it through that, there are a bunch of not nearly enough pictures of Alexander Skarsgaard with a giant cookie.

There, fixed that for you Jeremy. You can thank me with more Skarsgard pictures.

Posted by: stardust at October 4, 2010 2:30 PM

What the fuck is that on Zac Efron's head? It looks like an owl or something.

Posted by: Steph at October 4, 2010 2:44 PM

Re: Zooey, in the first picture, she looks almost exactly like Christina Applegate. Know this: if you blame CA for ANYTHING, I will smack the Canadian right out of you.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at October 4, 2010 3:01 PM

I think Zooey's face was mirrored. It's just too symmetrical and it's creepy. I always expect Photoshop on advertising, but not to that extent. Jeez, why even ask someone to model for you if you take away the interesting parts of their face!

Posted by: ZombieNurse at October 4, 2010 3:23 PM

I love you for that first link - haven't had such a good chuckle in a long time!

Posted by: TS at October 4, 2010 3:29 PM

Hey!! Where's the video of the dancing pigs or what ever?

Posted by: EricD at October 4, 2010 4:45 PM

I haven't had an actual drink and I'm 23 (going on 24, weee!). I did have a mistaken drink when I was a child. That was a horrible experience. I was expecting soda.

Unless some communion wine counts??

Posted by: vdo86 at October 4, 2010 5:03 PM

I never, ever do this (and I promise you I don't know these people and/or work for them) but I just spent the better part of my day perusing this website and laughing hysterically the entire time. And not in the "I'm typing LOL but not actually laughing-out-loud" way, but in the genuine, submit me for psychiatric evaluation, thank God I wasn't at work way. In other words, I feel like it would be Pajiba Love-worthy and would like to share:

http://whatjamesfrancodidtoday.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Amanda at October 4, 2010 5:05 PM

I just want you to know that my work filter blocks out Litely Salted and labels it as a sex site. Perverts.

That Fire Your Agent Tumblr is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Even Stevens at October 4, 2010 6:24 PM

I'm like, 98% sure that 50 Cent was not talking about gay men. I even remember him telling his homophobic followers off once, though I may have been drunk and made that up.

Posted by: wonderbreadhead at October 4, 2010 6:30 PM

Based on all the posts, I guess I'm in the minority for looking forward to Snooki's book. I just feel like we are long overdue for a tell-all book about life as an oompa-loompa in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Posted by: CptCrckpot at October 5, 2010 5:15 AM

err..

I am not ever surprised by teenagers who like to party and occasionally dress like prostitutes.

HOWEVER

That doesn't really make it right when your market is a slew of preteens?

Posted by: dinka at October 5, 2010 4:16 PM