Pajiba

Was Adam wearing a ONESIE when he punched in the face? Tremendous.

at least i can understand that vanity plate! (she loves to eff me, right?)

but i swear i saw one the other day i couldn't wrap my head around:

2BSWTMD

i *still* don't know what it means.

I want to get a vanity plate that reads

ITWTCITD

(Is That What They Call It These Days)

Because yes.

I didn't know Jeremy had such a haunted, painful past.

sick, jay. but we already thought of that.

and damnit, jeremy, squirtz doesn't have you updated yet.
and i NEED to see your wingding!

Oh come on, have you SEEN the message boards in this place? Honestly, it was only a matter of time before one of us made the leap.

You're adorable figs, thank you!

Yes Jay, my tortured past drove me into it. *Snicker* Ah who'm I kidding, it's a fun job.

And gp, Bruce said the video will be up on April 20th, after they give it the ol' George Lucas treatment.

And gp, Bruce said the video will be up on April 20th, after they give it the ol' George Lucas treatment.

You mean they're going to edit it so that Han shoots before you?

It’s like Christmas and my birthday at the same time.

And people still wonder why Jesus was such an upbeat guy?

God, I love dogs and every goofy fuckin' thing they do.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at April 10, 2009 1:25 PM

So they're going to make three unnessicary prequels that strip you of your badassitude by having you played by a little bitch with no acting skills, followed by a mediocre computer animation film/tv series?

Oh...they're just editing. Well sir, best of luck in your new professsional endeavour.

the ejaculate better be the ghost of an aged you wearing a robe and then when the video becomes famous and gets remade they'll put the real old you into the shot and all the fans (ie people on Pajiba2050) will get up in arms.

Anyway weirdly, reading about porn on Jeremy's blog turned the voice in my head off normal mode and into Tucker Max mode; now your writing is forever gonna sound like a fratboy douche.

you want cute animal hijinks? do you? then check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wi_9n_BxDI

Oh, I thought there was only one type of electronic music. I don't remember the name, but I think it was 4 letters and rhymed with "hit".

Yeah if all you listen to is loops and repetitive garbage. Branch out asshole.

Posted by: Lucas at April 10, 2009 2:19 PM

That was just Ms. Nosek getting some well earned payback. As far as an alleged gay porn career....for a time there in college, things were tight...*cough* *cough*

Fresh Peeps? Who'd want that? They're not any good until they're been in the package for six months and gotten stale and hard. And I hate Peeps, I only know this because that's what Mrs. , says.

Slower lower almost certainly agrees.

Haha! Well done Snath. That got a lawl out of me.
That said, I don't think I could watch a man masturbate. That holds no appeal for me... unless of course I've been doing it wrong for all these years and nobody would know to tell me. Hmm... now I'm a little curious.

Addendum: I'd like to see Star Whores, too.

I didn't say Mrs. , eats them; she buys them once a year for her sister, who's insatiable about them, so Mrs. , has to get the Real Deal, the hard, stale ones. Mrs. , may eat one from time to time (if she does, I wasn't watching) but she's no fanatic. Me, I pretty much detest marshmallow, with the occasional exception of s'mores (but only done over a real fire).

Bottom line: I think we're still married, SloLo.

Love your Jib name, BTW. What are you doing Tuesdays at 4:01 p.m.?

I'll be even lower by Tuesday; Williamsburg VA to be exact. I'll meet you at the base of Alpengeist. We'll have a wild ride. I was never a girl scout, so skip the graham crackers and just show up with the chocolate. Cadbury caramel eggs if you really want to impress. They should even be on clearance by then. Delicious and fiscally responsible.

RE "there is no Star Whores. the studio was demolished and all the sets and costumes were ruined, duh."

If there isn't, there should be. It should be a bonus on the DVD of "Zack and Miri Make a Porno." For all I know, it is.

this looks like a good thread to hijack:

penis.

and...

GO!

Whoa, that coaster looks positively beastly. I'm in. But we'd better save our Cadbury eggs for after, or they're likely to exit one orifice or the other while we're up there.

Here's where you break with Mrs. , she's scared of the merry-go-round. Seriously.

Advantage: SloLo.

Cause I'm a ,,,,, chameleon

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh nnoooooooooooooooo.