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Eminem Tries His Hand At Making Fun of Other Celebrities ... Again

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Pajiba Love | April 8, 2009 | Comments (15)

Eminem is back, and he’s still got it! And by “got it” I mean he’s still able to make potshots at the most easy celebrity targets, and nothing the hell else, apparently. (Webster’s)

This is SO. EFFING. COOL. Someone’s flickr account has been making its way around the internet with photos of incredibly detailed, miniature television sets. (Flickr)

Well I hope everyone who illegally downloaded X-Men Origins: Wolverine is happy with themselves, because now you’ve made Hugh Jackman sad. Do you hear me?? YOU HAVE MADE HIM SAD. (Celebitchy)

Our own Pajiba version of Seth Rogen interviews Seth Rogen. Meta? You betcha. (SlowlyGoingBald)

You know what baseball’s problem is these days? Not enough communism. See? Sometimes it can be a good thing. (BurningViolin)

The cast and crew of Dragonball Z talks about the differences between the cartoon and movie. Fair enough. (ScreenRant)

Meanwhile, in a completely unrelated link, here are five films that prove why anime shouldn’t be adapted. (Spout)

Rashida Jones talks about her new “Parks and Recreation.” (AV Club)

I already mentioned the “Peekaru” earlier this week, but here is a list with a bunch of other bizarre inventions. Beer gasoline? Sure, maybe it’ll run your car, but how does it taste? (atom)

Sure, twitter is great and all, but can it actually solve a crime? Didn’t think so. (QuizLaw)

Michael Crichton wrote a book about pirates which is going to be published posthumously. And then they’ll probably make a shitty movie out of it, because that’s what Hollywood does. (FilmDrunk)

Today in Winston, Winston exacts his revenge at getting left out of banana time. I hope my dog doesn’t learn how to do this, because she too, does not care for being left out of banana time. (FourFour)

Awww, look. Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens and friends try to make a funny. And, uh, it is kinda funny. No thanks to Nicole Sullivan and Thomas Lennon or anything:

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Comments

I guess I feel the same way about Eminem as you all feel about Tyler Perry, I can now say I truly understand your pain.

Posted by: Pookie at April 8, 2009 1:14 PM

Holy shit, was that Zac Efron vid ever painfully unfunny. There are national tragedies funnier than that.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at April 8, 2009 1:29 PM

lol...really? I found a place that many players are hoo king up with h ot mo dels, seems the club called: __Tallmingle C o M___, do you hear this before?

Posted by: Donzhang at April 8, 2009 1:35 PM

Banana time sounds naughty.

Posted by: Tae at April 8, 2009 1:46 PM

Slim Shady is back? The "real" Slim Shady? I'm confused, didn't he kill himself on the last album???

Posted by: Xtreme at April 8, 2009 1:49 PM

Hey - record response time from the tallmingle spambot! I'm kind of impressed.

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at April 8, 2009 2:14 PM

Hoo King? Spambot makes me want Chinese.

Posted by: Goldie at April 8, 2009 3:12 PM

"Slim" needs to go back to haitus, this time for good. Fo' reals tho. If I have to see one more upper class white teenager feeling his inner city urban vibe or whatthefuckever I am going to go to Detroit, cut out his tongue and drag his ass back to 8 mile myself.

And banana time sounds fun.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at April 8, 2009 3:12 PM

I was under the impression that Eminem was decidedly not an upper-class white teenager when he got his start. A douchebag, to be sure, but not upper class.

Posted by: samantha t at April 8, 2009 4:15 PM

Hey now.

Those X-Men Origins: Wolverine pirates didn't just make Hugh Jackman sad, okay? They broke his heart.

Originally, I only refrained from downloading it because I heard it reeked, but now..?

I don't want to break Hugh Jackman's heart. Of all people, not his. That's like punching an angel in the goolies, you know? It ain't right.

Posted by: Melodie at April 8, 2009 4:28 PM

Ok, this might be unrelated to anything today, bu I just gotta share this cause you just gotta see it. Billy Bob Thornton interviewed on CBC (Canadian Public Radio) making Joaquin Phoenix look like a fucking rocket scientist. (I don't quite know how to do links here, so hopefully it'll work. If not, cut and paste. It's worth it.

http://www.youtube.com/qtv

Posted by: Odnon at April 8, 2009 4:28 PM

Enough with Winston! It's not that I don't like cats, I have two, but those squished-face cats give me the screaming fantods and he's already taken over CuteOverload. What more could he possibly want?
Just lodging a general complaint with the internets, not so much this site by the way.

Posted by: king at April 8, 2009 7:11 PM

"bask in the bleachers in perfect afternoon sun."

That's why I still go.

And beer. Lots and lots of beer.

Beer and summer sunshine kick whiskey and a parka's ass. Fuck football.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 9, 2009 12:13 AM

Oh look, southerners. Aren't they just hilarious?

Gag me with a spoon.

Posted by: Jenn at April 9, 2009 12:58 PM

I want to see Eminem and Zachary Quinto in a cage match. Maybe the best Spock win.

If nothing else, it will be more entertaining than the new Star Trek movie.

Posted by: stardust savant at April 10, 2009 12:43 PM