"The Golden Girls" Like You Never Seen Them Before (And Never Wanted To)
Never mind, I spoke too soon. There's also going to be a Big Lebowski porn parody. You can watch the trailer for this one here. (Film Drunk)
It sounds like die-hard Star Wars fans are soon going to have something to be even more pissed off about than Episode 1. (Topless Robot)
Miley Cyrus bought herself her own home, and so far it sounds like a complete set-up for a future episode of "To Catch a Predator." (Litelysalted)
White Castle's sad, soggy little excuses for burgers which are somehow addictingly delicious now come in a delightful A-1 steak sauce flavor. (Impulsive Buy)
What?! Stupid. The next season of "True Blood" sounds like it's going to have a vampire/werewolf love triangle in it. You know, just like Twilight only with a lot more fucking. (Warming Glow)
Did someone say "Smurfs movie casting news and plot details?" Admit it, you guys are as fascinated by this thing as I am. (Gordon and the Whale)
Winona Ryder is joining the cast of Ron Howard's Cheaters, which is sadly not a big screen adaptation of my favorite reality show with Joey Greco. (The Playlist)
Here are nine actors who should make the jump into television. Wait a minute, isn't like half of the cast of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" on this list? (Screen Junkies)
There is now an entire musical anti-movement to the whole indie Brooklyn hipster movement. You lost me. (Audiosuede)
Ricky Gervais recently lost a bit of weight, but don't even think of suggesting that he did it for any bullshit Hollywood reasons. (Celebitchy)
The poster for Katherine Heigl's new movie with Ashton Kutcher is out, and surprise! It looks retarded! (Agent Bedhead)
Maybe it's because I have an iPhone, an iPod, a Macbook and an iMac ... But for the life of me I do not see the point in an iPad. It sure is fun to watch it get blended, though:
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