Pajiba Love 04/05/07

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In defense of Sanjaya (but really Ms. Salted — there’s no need to mention your bowel movements). (Litely Salted)

Angelina’s creepy brother keeps showing up on these gossip interwebs of late, and it’s kind of skeeving me out. (Celebitchy)

Is it just me, or does it look like a surgeon randomly stapled plastic to McGowan’s face (that is, if you can look past the ass-touching)? (Yeeeah!)

Yippy Ki Yay, Mother Fuckers. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

The “Insanity Test” is about five or six years old now. But, it still kills me. I think four seconds is my record. (Some Guy)

Uma. Meet gravity. (ILDYITW)

A former “Real World” cast member does the inevitable: Turns to a career on Skinemax. (Evil Beet)

Headline of the week: “My hymen gives me wings!” (Feministing)

You know what will help the sting of low wages, bad benefit plans, sexual discrimination, and general corporate skull duggery? Aerobics! Fuck you, Wal-Mart. (NYTimes)

Bless you, Audrey, for this brilliant find: N.W.A.’s “Fuck tha’ Police,” live-censored for the toddlers. It’s after the jump.

Pajiba Love | April 5, 2007 | Comments (9)

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My hymen Gives me Wings!
Now try saying that in front of company come Easter Sunday.

Posted by: Ben at April 5, 2007 3:52 PM

Heh... You just got the tiniest glimpse into Mr. Salted's world. Be grateful you're on the other side of the computer, fellas.

Posted by: litelysalted at April 5, 2007 3:54 PM

Can't...type...laughing uncontrollably....

Damn you to hell Pajiba for that insanity test...excuse me while I finish urinating on myself.

Posted by: Manny at April 5, 2007 4:57 PM

I lasted a whole 2 seconds on that damned insanity test. It just confirms what I knew anyway.

Posted by: stardust savant at April 5, 2007 6:47 PM

I feel like I'm missing something with the insanity test. I just found it annoying.

Someone sent me a Dr. James Dobson article just before Christmas about Wal-Mart, and how they support the "homosexual agenda" or somesuch. Because of that, they wanted me to boycott Wal-Mart and not shop there for my Christmas gifts. I responded with a very detailed explanation (on "reply to all" of course, because I'm a bitch) about why I do not shop at Wal-Mart and very possibly never will, and how it has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuals-those with agendas or otherwise-and that I'd appreciate it if people picked worthwhile reasons to boycott evil corporate conglomerates in the future. I might have also said something about Dobson and his "focus on the family" somehow being absent from his reasoning behind boycotting Wal-Mart, because don't they buy from countries that employ five-year-olds in sweat shops?

Yeah, that person has not forwarded another e-mail from Dobson to me again, and I'm a little put out because of it. How am I supposed to mock the guy if I don't know what he's doing?

And now I must go. My hymen is ready for take-off.

Posted by: zambonigirl at April 5, 2007 7:34 PM

I'm not going to lie; I found the "Help the Police" video WAY funnier than the Insanity Test.

Posted by: Faye at April 6, 2007 12:14 AM

"My hymen is ready for take-off"

That, my friends, is officially the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you, zambonigirl. Thank you.

Posted by: TK at April 6, 2007 9:08 AM

I agree, Faye. The "Help The Police" video is way funnier than the annoying test. Sorry, insanity test.

TK-my work here is done!

Posted by: zambonigirl at April 6, 2007 11:16 AM

OK- in the Wal-Mart article? I think "Ferne Oyster" might be the coolest name I've ever heard.

Posted by: go big red at April 6, 2007 12:46 PM

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