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If only I had a dollar for every time I thought of gettin' it on with Vincent Gallo. I would use the money to buy antacids and barf bags.

People used to tell my mom that she shouldn't indulge my love for transformers. After all, they're toys for BOYS. I guess they thought it would turn me gay or something. However, if Vincent Gallo was the only man left on earth, I would certainly find a "loophole" as they said on 3rd Rock From The Sun, because I think I got crabs just from looking at his picture.

And was I the only one who put some of my transformers in the back of the A-Team van and let them join forces? Yes? Okay, well, then the rest of you missed out on a lot of fun. The A-Team + Transformers meant that C.O.B.R.A. went down every time. And if Han Solo was so inclined, sometimes the Millennium Falcon would come along and help them out. I pity da foo!

Lastly-Hayden isn't Lindsey. Not yet. If she keeps hanging out with Paris, though, she could become her very soon.

Ugh, Vincent Gallo is gross, and the Brown Bunny was quite possibly (oh, what am I saying, it WAS) the worst movie I've ever seen. Pretenciousness run amok. At least I watched it with fun people though. We had a grand old time predicting when he was finally gonna get blown.

She was seen maybe a month or two ago posing with Paris, but you're right, Vermillion. She isn't actively hanging with her at the mo', and that's a good thing. I like her. She's cute, she's an EXCELLENT actress, and I think that she shows potential, if she manages to keep her nose clean, so to speak. Or at least if she just manages to keep her panties on...

I have wondered about the person shouting at her as though she were Lindsey, and it is in very bad taste. I personally don't think that she was stuck up for telling them to not call her that. It's not her name, it's not who she is, and its an image that she seems to be trying to not associate herself with. I hope she keeps it up.

Vincent Gallo scares me. I really believe he is not of this world. Get away, Vincent, shoo!

I recently watched the animated Transformers movie from the mid-80s. Doesn't hold up too well after time, with the awesomely bad rock songs that played during most of the move. But damn if there wasn't a pang of sadness after Optimus Prime's demise. My brother always got mad when I stole his Transformer toys. Hee. Good times. I was such a mean little sister.

As for the live action movie - I can't say I'm really interested. I mean, isn't Josh Duhamel in it? Doesn't exactly bode well. Maybe if he was half-naked most of the time, it might pique my interest. He's a bit too metrosexual for my taste, and has nothing on Gerard Butler, my man of choice at the moment (well okay, I've been crushing for a couple of years now).

That Gallo "merch" has been on his site for no less than two years now, and yet not a week goes by where someone doesn't discover it on all our behalf. That and the Universal Life Church. Moving on...

Mara--you are correct--our ability to purchase Gallo's sperm is old news. But I somehow manage to block it out every time I read it. So each time someone points it out, I get a nauseous all over again. Really, it's a gift that keeps giving.

Author's Note: Ha. I noticed after this published, in fact, that I linked to it last time Agent Bedhead discovered it a few months ago. It's a vicious cycle of forgettable Gallo semen.

Yep - that's why I called the post an "update" - sooner or later, Vincent Gallo will respond to my pleas for a sperm discount.

Someone should tell Willem Dafoe that there is a guy ripping off his character from Boondock Saints. I don't think he would appreciate that.