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Litely Salted’s Pajiba Love

Shameless self promotion: My sister is probably gonna be on “Oprah” this Friday, April 4! Check it. (Litelysalted)

This is slightly less embarrassing than the time I had to demonstrate to my cat how “cat toilet paper” works. Oh, I’m just kidding. I would never own a cat! (WIMB)

Oh, I guess “God” is above copyright violations too, huh? (Whoa, Camel!)

And speaking of God, if people weren’t meant to inject chemical crap into their faces, why didn’t he just make us born with trout lips and artificial looking smooth skin? Exactly. (Agent Bedhead)

“Warning: Consuming Entire Box of Wine Not Recommended?” Uh, tell that to my old roommate. Girl could put away her White Grenache. (QuizLaw)

Oscar predications already?! I thought I was just making fun of those stupid dresses like, yesterday. (Film Experience)

Here comes Christina Ricci, looking like a cute little doll again. (Popoholic)

Chris Farley’s brother is releasing a book about the comedians final days. Oh, and in related news: Chevy Chase? Still a dickhead! (Celebitchy)

And, we’re back to TP … Check out these amazing innovations in toilet paper. (Mental Floss)

In additional toilet-themed miscellany, a new video game let’s girls pee standing up? Seriously, is this what it’s come to, video game industry? (YBNBY)

Ahah! This is great! If I had a baby, I would totally just feed it lemons all the time. And that’s just one of the multitude reasons why I would be a terrible mother. (cityrag)

Dustin gives a little love to the five most underexposed actresses in Hollywood today. (WIMB)

Oh, Dave Foley … I still love you, even though you look kind of like my dad despite being considerably younger. Dave works for tips, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | April 2, 2008 | Comments (35)

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.


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How the hell does Farley's brother know what happened in those final days? As far as I know he's never been mentioned as even being around then. Man, I miss Chris.

Posted by: Riles at April 2, 2008 3:44 PM

I thought that Pii thing was an April Fool's gag.

Posted by: june at April 2, 2008 4:12 PM

Awww....I would totally be all over Christina Ricci if I ever saw her in the street. I just can't resist those anime eyes.

I realize that WiiWii remote game is a fake...but honestly, as soon as I read the word "Japanese", I was this close to believing it. Those crazy japanese...what fetish will they market next?!?!?!

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 2, 2008 5:15 PM

Babies + lemons = hilarious, except for my friend's kid, who absolutely loves them. He makes no face whatsoever when he eats them; it's quite disappointing.

Posted by: Lisa at April 2, 2008 5:34 PM

I remember flying into Gatwick Airport (England) in 1980 and they had eggplant colored toilet paper in the restrooms, for reasons I cannot explain. It was rough and disturbing to use. I suspect it was to discourage you from stealing the TP. However, I would so buy the barbwire TP or the crime scene tape TP.

Posted by: BWeaves at April 2, 2008 5:39 PM

Yes, sadly, Chevy Chase is STILL an asshole and Chris Farley is not. Unfortunately, Chris Farley is dead and Chevy Chase..well..you know the rest.

And I am way too excited that Snoopy was there with Dave Foley. Snoopy!

Posted by: greer at April 2, 2008 5:42 PM

Hee! Like the pickle kid on "The Soup"!

Posted by: Geetch at April 2, 2008 5:57 PM

*Makes sign of the cross at Shadows*

Stay back! Christina Ricci is my slightly-more-pointy-chinned twin, people normally say they find my eyes a) disturbing or b) googly. Also I have been banned from wearing pigtails around my flatmate as apparently I look like an anime character with my hair like that and it creeps her out. *sigh*

I would just like to take this opportunity to say how much I'm enjoying the advertising on Pajiba at the moment especially "inmyleague. com - because love isn't blind" there's something oddly poetic and incredibly funny about that tagline.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at April 2, 2008 6:31 PM

Alex...you're so lucky you already got yourself an internet stalker friend...because I would totally be your internet stalker friend otherwise. Alas...I'm already devoted to a certain board game playing lady of the evening...and she hates when I invite others to play unannounced...

Oh, and the sign of the cross only makes me giggle.

I want revenge toilet paper. I see so many instances when that'd come in handy. Who was the genius who thought of that?

[shudder]...must not look at Nicole Kidman directly...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 2, 2008 6:53 PM

Wait, Stacey, are you saying that Dave Foley is older than your dad?

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2008 6:57 PM

Crap! That's not what I meant to say. I think I got "younger" and "less old" jumbled in my head.

Hmm. I think I have to lay off the sauce while Pajiba Loving.

Posted by: Stacey at April 2, 2008 7:14 PM

Hmm. I think I have to lay off the sauce while Pajiba Loving.

That's just crazy talk! After all, anything worth doing is worth doing drunk. It's true.

Posted by: Sarina at April 2, 2008 7:17 PM

Personally...I don't know if this place would be the same if everyone was sober while posting or reviewing...

Hehe...pajiba loving...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 2, 2008 7:29 PM

Sarina certainly has a valid point. I was just worried since, though I thought I'm probably a few years older than you, my parents were born more than ten years before Dave and the math just didn't work!

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2008 7:41 PM

Alas...I'm already devoted to a certain board game playing lady of the evening...and she hates when I invite others to play unannounced...

First: Awwww.
Second: WHAT?! The more the merrier, bring on the girls!
Third: "Board game playing lady of the evening" makes me sound like the madamn of The House of Chutes and Ladders and Boobies and Leather.
Fourth: I...am buzzed from happy hour. Carry on.

Posted by: Julie at April 2, 2008 8:12 PM

Thanks for the vote of confidence, guys. And now that I think about it... That boxed wine story gives me a fabulous idea, being that a box of wine is roughly the same shape and size of my desk drawer at work. Coincidence? All I'd need to do is cut a little hole for the spout, and voilà!

Posted by: Stacey at April 2, 2008 8:19 PM

I said unannounced, my madam. But now that I know...

Stacey, it's not coincidence. And it would be very, very funny to see someone sipping on a giant sippy straw coming out of her desk at work...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 2, 2008 8:27 PM

I don't think Chevy chase was being a true dickhead, I think he was being a dickhead with purpose. I can see saying that to someone who you suspect is trying to kill themselves slowly while emulating an idol.

Posted by: Sally at April 2, 2008 8:57 PM

Hee hee. I went to an all girls' college, Shadows, don't tempt me with the ladies. I was just telling thejodester at happy hour tonight about the beautiful girl who lived across from me who tried to seduce me with strawberry wine.

Posted by: Julie at April 2, 2008 9:47 PM

my mom says they used to feed my brother lemons and dill pickles instead of crackers at restaurants when he was a baby.

of course i've actually seen him eat dog food and drink tabasco straight from the bottle, so this probably explains a lot of things.

Posted by: bionic bunny at April 2, 2008 10:22 PM

I'll be right there with a box of strawberry wine and the puppy leather whips...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 2, 2008 10:37 PM

Oh David.

Posted by: greensprout at April 2, 2008 11:34 PM

I'll be waiting with my...black polka dot pajama pants and my black tank top!

I am too buzzed to imagine something hot, so my real jammies it is. :)

Posted by: Julie at April 2, 2008 11:53 PM

You didn't stop with happy hour, did you.


But why be happy for only one hour?

Just remember your vitamins!

I was given a bottle of pomegranate wine but haven't opened it yet. Anyone have any experience?

Posted by: Jay at April 3, 2008 12:01 AM

Jay...NOPE. Hee hee hee.

And exactly why only be happy for one hour? Why not for 2, and then catch the trolley home, and then drink wine and explain your undying love of the Phillies to your roommate, and then as soon as she leaves drink MORE wine and read Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, and then post on Pajiba again?

Heh. I am going to bed.

Posted by: Julie at April 3, 2008 12:10 AM

"And exactly why only be happy for one hour? Why not for 2, and then catch the trolley home, and then drink wine and explain your undying love of the Phillies to your roommate, and then as soon as she leaves drink MORE wine and read Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, and then post on Pajiba again?"

Exchange the word "trolley" with "tube" and "Phillies" with "Firefly" and you did exactly the same thing I did last night. Book choice and everything.

Plus: polka dot PJs? All girl's school? Love of Scrabble? Jesus, Julie we're officially the same person. It's weird how often this happens to me.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at April 3, 2008 4:40 AM

Stay back! Christina Ricci is my slightly-more-pointy-chinned twin, people normally say they find my eyes a) disturbing or b) googly. Also I have been banned from wearing pigtails around my flatmate as apparently I look like an anime character with my hair like that and it creeps her out. *sigh*

That's right Shadows. Back away from the hottie. It is disappointing that after all the work I put in to look half-crazed and obsessed, you are the only one who acknowledges my position as her cyberstalker du juor. Everybody else is too busy hooking her up with SoCalled and such.

Sometimes, I think you people just don't appreciate me and my insanity.

Posted by: Vermillion at April 3, 2008 5:58 AM

If it makes you feel any better yours ia the only obsession I acknowledge V, rest assured that despite all insinuations that socalled plans to turn me into a lamp you remain my one nd only cyber-stalker. That I know of.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at April 3, 2008 6:43 AM

Exchange the word "trolley" with "tube" and "Phillies" with "Firefly" and you did exactly the same thing I did last night. Book choice and everything.

Hee!! Seriously, you're reading that book too? I adore it, I'm reading it for me and friends' book club. Yes I said book club. I. Am. Supernerd.

Posted by: Julie at April 3, 2008 11:40 AM

Yep, yep I am indeed! Just got it back from a friend. She stole it from me before I'd even had the chance to read it, I guess it's my own fault for making her read Everything Is Illuminated the last time she came to stay with me. I just started it - taking a break from the non-fiction as my non-fiction choices tend to be cause related and make me ranty and a nightmare to live with.

I'm jealous of your book club I have very few people I can talk books with. When I find them I tend to cling onto them for dear life... which may explain my rather strange circle of friends and my love for random people on the internets.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at April 3, 2008 11:49 AM

I'm the same way, most of my friends don't read much, and the ones that do haven't been lately. My best friend Jay finally got back into a reading kick, so we joined the book club of a group of his girlfriends from high school. It's so nice to take a day out of each month and discuss the same novel, I haven't had that since my english major days in college. I didn't realize how much I missed that type of discourse. :)

We've read some great stuff and some crap (we each get a month to pick the book)...we did Eat, Pray, Love which I despised with every fiber of my being, I Am the Messenger by Markus Zusak which was great, The Brooklyn Follies by Paul Auster which was...interesting. :)

Posted by: Julie at April 3, 2008 12:07 PM

Hee Julie , I liked Eat, Pray, Love for the descriptions of food. I'd like to go to Italy to try that pizza.
But then, I've met very few books (and, let's be honest here, pizzas) that I didn't like.

Posted by: Pea at April 3, 2008 3:24 PM

Pea-heh. That was the only section I liked! :)

Posted by: Julie at April 3, 2008 3:25 PM

Julie - I've heard that from a lot of people. I didn't mind the second section (India), though. I could have done without the third section.

Posted by: Pea at April 3, 2008 3:29 PM

Sometimes, I think you people just don't appreciate me and my insanity.

Awwww...I fully acknowledge your eccentric madness, Vermillion. You're my internet counterpart.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 3, 2008 5:24 PM





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