Borat Goes X-Rated
Madonna made sure to dress conservatively in a $3000 velour tracksuit while touring around Malawi waiting for her
kidnapping adoption to be processed. (Webster's)
In happier Whedonverse-related news, Alyson Hanningan and Wesley Wyndham Pryce have welcomed a baby girl on Alyson's birthday. Awww. (Celebitchy)
Pixar vs. Dreamworks, in handy stick figure chart form. (MightyGodKing)
The Matrix wasn't simply a stupid pile of crap featuring a listlessly bland lead actor! It was a look ... Into the future! (Spout)
"Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There" Hee! Thanks to Sofia! (Onion)
Wow, this is incredible. Literally any metal band name you can think of can be conveniently categorized with this helpful flow chart. Thanks, Brian! (ComicVsAudience)
Here's a first look into Season Two of "True Blood." (BloodyDisgusting)
Alyssa Milano apparently wrote a book, and sadly the title is neither a pun of "Who's the Boss" or even "Charmed." Yawn. (Yeeeah!)
1-900-commercials are truly the internet's biggest casualty. How I miss those bursts of unintentional comedy during my teenage late night viewing. (HolyTaco)
Here's a look at some moms in the animal kingdom who are far more impressive and incredible than that hormone-slurping Octomom. (atom)
Playboy lady Diora Bird wears next to nothing in the new Star Trek. Also, she's green. Sexy. Like Kermit. (Film School Rejects)
For anyone interested, Faith No More's Mike Patton has helmed the soundtrack for Crank 2, which is now available online. (CHUD)
On a side note, I'm planning to go see my new fave band, Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer, at the Khyber Friday evening. Any Phila Pajibettes feel like meeting up for a drink after work?
Finally, thanks to Jay for bringing this to my attention, here is a video for a rapper named 1/2 Price. And why is he named that, pray tell? For the (awesome) answer you'll just have to watch:
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