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Here’s that Dirty kiss b/w Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox you’ve been hearing about for months. Honestly, I’ve seen redneck siblings kiss more passionately. (IDLYITW)

And speaking of Aniston, word is she’s dating Sam Rockwell. Which hurts to imagine. You’re too good for her, Rockwell. Too good. (Celebitchy)

Jack Valenti had a stroke over the weekend. He’s the devil. Is it OK to wish the anti-Christ a slow painful death? (The Evil Beet)

A lesson for our cubicle-monkey brethren and sistren out there: If your boss calls you a fatass, you might have a hostile work environment claim. If he calls the fatass sitting next to you a fatass, you won’t get very far. (QuizLaw)

More Peyton Manning goodness from “SNL,” as the Colts QB runs a singular 300-inspired joke into the ground. (Popoholic)

Sigh. Celebrity upskirt. Have at it, folks. (Yeeeah!)

What they fuck is wrong with teenagers these days? Asphyxiation games? Jebus. What happened to the good old fashioned way of getting a quick head rush: Ephedrine. (NYTimes)

For you “BSG” fans out there, Chez has a theory on the final Cylon’s identity. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Eddie Griffin finally (finally!) has karma bite him in the ass. Serves you right for running that pimp joke into the ground. The joyous footage, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | March 28, 2007 | Comments (11)

Now, if only Rob Schneider could accidentally drive his Porsche off the Golden Gate. (Hat Tip to Jimmy V.)


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Comments

Oh, Pajiba. You just made me do a little jig in my cubicle with that little drop of joy stating Jack "Satan's cocksucker" Valenti had a stroke. I think the only thing that could have made happier is if the headline read:

Jack Valenti has stroke while driving: kills Perez Hilton, Dick Cheney, and Pete Dougherty. And in related news, In n Out invents zero calorie Double Double.

Oh, but if Pajiba had to power to grant this kind of wish.

Posted by: Manny at March 28, 2007 4:00 PM

I used to play the choking game as a kid (I'm 24). But it was just a game at slumber parties, not a way to get high alone in our rooms.

Posted by: roses at March 28, 2007 4:15 PM

I'm with Manny. The other headline I want is "Freak mid-air accident causes New York Yankees plane to crash into Indianapolis Colts plane. Wreckage lands on Oprah's house, killing her and Rachel Ray, who was visiting that day."

The choking game? What the fuck, kids. Is LSD or grass that hard to get these days? Lasts longer, less likely to oh... say... kill you.

Fuck, just spin around in a circle a bunch of times.

Hey! Lay off the Colts, TK. I'd hate to revoke your comment privileges. -- DR

Posted by: TK at March 28, 2007 4:18 PM

TK -

I got bored once in college while working on a paper and remembered how much fun it was to spin around in circles when I was little. So I got up, spun around a bunch of times, and then got a headache so bad that I had to stay in bed for the rest of the day. Seriously. I would NOT recommend it to anyone over the age of four.

Posted by: Cheryl at March 28, 2007 4:28 PM

I'm suddenly worried that my co-irker is going to sue me for telling him about my blind gay guinea pig.

I love my blind gay guinea pig.

Posted by: zambonigirl at March 28, 2007 4:49 PM

Fuck Eddie Griffin - what about the car? That beautiful car! Tell me it isn't as bad as the video makes it look!

Choking Game = Race for the next Darwin Award.

Well, BSG does have a bearded, long-haired outcast who is considered a savior by a select few portrayed by a man with the initials J.C., so maybe Chez's guess isn't too off the mark by now....

Posted by: Vermillion at March 28, 2007 5:36 PM

Dear Jennifer Aniston,



Please keep your dirty mitts off of my boyfriends. I wouldn't want to have to cut a bitch.



Thank you.

Posted by: Mimi at March 28, 2007 6:02 PM

Quick question - What's the relationship between this site and Quizlaw?

I think if you check a the author's names over on QL, you'll connect the dots, Brian -- DR

Posted by: Brian at March 28, 2007 10:53 PM

Another random question, now that Brian has opened up this message thread to off-topic questions: I see occasional references to the Department of Homeland Security closing you guys down at some point. Is that true? What the heck happened? I think you need some sort of a permanent info about that, for the Pajiba-come-latelies such as myself.

Indeed, they did shut us down. And we still haven't gotten our old hard drives back.

Posted by: Paris at March 29, 2007 3:25 AM

Ah, a little jab at the Colts and Big Brother rears his ugly head. I kid, Dustin.

Cheryl, when I was a kid I played the spinning in circles game (I was 2). I staggered around, slammed my head into a table, and needed stitches. I have the scar in my eyebrow to this day, 30 years later.

On the bright side, I didn't DIE.

Fact: Orwell was a huge Colts fan. I saw it on Wikipedia. Must be true. -- DR

Posted by: TK at March 29, 2007 9:07 AM

It was not off topic - there is a quote above from the site making my question valid and topical.

Dustin - I thought there was a connection, but I was reading and posting this during LOST commercials, so I didn't do much research.

Posted by: Brian at March 29, 2007 10:59 AM