March 28, 2007 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | March 28, 2007 |

Now, if only Rob Schneider could accidentally drive his Porsche off the Golden Gate. (Hat Tip to Jimmy V.)


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Here's that Dirty kiss b/w Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox you've been hearing about for months. Honestly, I've seen redneck siblings kiss more passionately. (IDLYITW)

And speaking of Aniston, word is she's dating Sam Rockwell. Which hurts to imagine. You're too good for her, Rockwell. Too good. (Celebitchy)

Jack Valenti had a stroke over the weekend. He's the devil. Is it OK to wish the anti-Christ a slow painful death? (The Evil Beet)

A lesson for our cubicle-monkey brethren and sistren out there: If your boss calls you a fatass, you might have a hostile work environment claim. If he calls the fatass sitting next to you a fatass, you won't get very far. (QuizLaw)

More Peyton Manning goodness from "SNL," as the Colts QB runs a singular 300-inspired joke into the ground. (Popoholic)

Sigh. Celebrity upskirt. Have at it, folks. (Yeeeah!)

What they fuck is wrong with teenagers these days? Asphyxiation games? Jebus. What happened to the good old fashioned way of getting a quick head rush: Ephedrine. (NYTimes)

For you "BSG" fans out there, Chez has a theory on the final Cylon's identity. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Eddie Griffin finally (finally!) has karma bite him in the ass. Serves you right for running that pimp joke into the ground. The joyous footage, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | March 28, 2007 | Comments ()

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