Nicolas Cage in Most Hilarious Role Ever
The director of Two Lovers has come forward to publicly blame Joaquin Phoneix for the lack of success of the movie. (Webster's)
Here is an uncanny look into the complex and enthralling mind of Paris Hilton: What she loves, what she likes, and what she hates. (FourFour)
I don't want to make any judgments that Jeffrey Dean Morgan is, well, a total cad or anything ... But the guy just found out he has a four-year-old son. I think the evidence speaks for itself. (Celebitchy)
Huh. I had no idea, Blender magazine is dead. I was never an avid reader, but, just ... Damn. (MediaBistro)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is coming out soon, and here is a first look at the posters for it. From the looks of it, the movie is set to premiere on the CW. (ScreenRant)
And likewise, here are a bunch of posters for the new Star Trek movie. Yawn. (WeAreMovieGeeks)
Padma Lakshmi makes love to a cheeseburger in a new Hardee's commercial. My ass. Like she didn't have a plastic bucket to spit into between takes. (DListed)
Here are 10 cinematical houses that you don't want to live in. (FilmSchoolRejects)
Sex advice: The "Manscaping" edition. I've got no qualms with a little friendly trimming -- believe me -- but I think I'd freak a little if a guy was totally hairless down there. (KSK)
Here's a list of 10 films which supposedly saved their franchise. Yeah, Batman Begins, no shit. (Spout)
Here are 12 more great vomit scenes captured on film. (ScreenJunkies)
And finally, "South Park," which is becoming more and more known for it's irreverent poignancy, explains the government bailouts:
|South Park||Wed 10pm / 9c|
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