March 27, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | March 27, 2008 |


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Well, damn. This is probably going to put Maury right the hell out of business. (KSK)

Robin Williams' wife is leaving his ass. In related news, the former Mrs. Williams lands a new housekeeper. "Helllooooo!" (WIMB)

Hmm... Upscale movie theaters serving booze for $35 a pop? If that includes open bar, then sirs, to you I say "OH HELL YES." (Celebitchy)

Because I don't feel as though I get yelled at enough in my daily life, I rather enjoyed the comedy rantings of Pajiba acquaintance, Patrick the Angry Viewer. (Myspace)

Wal-Mart is the devil! No seriously, people, Wal-Mart is the real deal. Like fucking Lucifer with a big-ass, yellow smiley-face mask! (QuizLaw)

Being one of the few people on this Earth who paid to see The Hottie and the Nottie, in all honesty, I can say that it's probably not the worst movie of all time. Definitely in the Top 10, though. (ASWOBA)

Holy frick! Furniture made out of bathtubs and shopping carts? Me wantee! (WebUrbanist)

Brad Pitt is supposedly related to Obama, Angelina to Hillary, and Mike Huckabee to his third cousin Joe Bob, in more ways than one. (Yeeeah!)

Was Mariah Carey airbrushed within an inch of her life? Or is this just a flat out fucking illustration? (Celebslam)

Pop Tarts joins Hot Pockets into the realm of pretend health food. (The Impulsive Buy)

Am I the only one who liked Elisha Cuthbert with short hair? It's not just for gym teachers and lesbians anymore, guys. (Popoholic)

Janeane Garofalo defines the term "alternative comedy" for us. (Comedy Central Insider)

Of all the Tom Cruise spoofs on YouTube, this one might be the most bizarrely hilarious, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | March 27, 2008 | Comments ()



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