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Now that Kate Winslet has separated from Sam Mendes, here comes the inevitable speculation that she's boinking Leonardo DiCaprio. It's like Titanic is finally coming true, only Leo probably won't die horribly. (Celebitchy)
I was all set to rail on Joaquin Phoenix for teaming up with the famewhores over at PETA, until I actually watched this video. Holy Christ. Not that I've ever owned anything made of reptile skin anyway, but I will give them the valid point here. (Evil Beet)
This Venn Diagram finally sorts out the age old debate as to what constitutes a nerd, geek, dweeb and dork. (Topless Robot)
3-D movie tickets are rising starting today, when they already cost the most possible amount that I would pay to see a movie. And the 3-D effects kind of hurt my eyes anyway. Could this mark an end to the trend perhaps? (Gordon and the Whale)
Last night's episode of "The Office" was another where you apparently had to keep the mute button on the remote handy. (Hairballs)
After seeing these dogs dressed up like Lady Gaga, I've got a brilliant idea for next Halloween which also involves dressing my cat up as Elton John. (Agent Bedhead)
The latest out of the rumor mill is that Tiger Woods once dated LeAnn Rimes. Not to get off subject, but does anyone else find LeAnn Rimes to be really super unattractive? Looking at her face is like nails on a chalkboard. (Yeeeah!)
Here are a bunch of kids' movies which are really for grown-ups, and not in a "inject a bunch of fart humor into a Shrek movie" kind of way. (Cinematical)
A new product exists that is kind of a bra for your backside which will supposedly give you a Kim Kardashian ass. The thought of what my 32-year-old ass would look like in this TERRIFIES me. (Zelda Lily)
Aww! Wookit the widdle puppehs eating ice cream! (Note: Ice cream is not good for dogs and you should never feed it to them. These dogs probably all died horrible deaths shortly after these photos were taken.) Thanks, Geep! (Buzzfeed)
Does Clash of the Titans come out today? Don't care enough to look it up. Anyway, here are depictions of the Kraken portrayed in various movies and video games. (Unreality)
Thanks to Lizzie Borden and Myysharona, here is the way Twilight should have ended. Although I still haven't seen it, so as far as I know it did end this way.
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