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"The Return of Jezebel James" finally takes a mercy bullet, Old Yeller style. (Evil Beet)
Jared Leto masters the art of Maybelline application. (WIMB)
Don't let a marginally successful Tom Cruise impression let you think for a second that Superhero Movie won't blow harder than Joe Francis in a mens' penitentiary. (Popoholic)
Oh, and here's something totally unrelated: guess who might be headed back to jail? Cross your fingers, everyone! (The Blemish)
Is it really necessary to call social services in to deal with morbidly obese children? Isn't that like, normally a job for Montel? (QuizLaw)
LOL Cats teams up with Jones Soda for the most unnecessarily necessary cross-marketing campaign ever. (YBNBY)
Pam Anderson's fairy tale marriage gets annulled, so she technically gets to keep her title as a two-time marriage failure. (Yeeeah!)
Summer Glau does Vanity Fair, 50's pinup style. Me-freakin-ow! (Agent Bedhead)
Being that I may have, in the past, drank beer which had bits of crud floating in it deposited by wayward ping-pong balls -- I'd probably drink beer out of a giant, functional beer-brewing model of "Futurama's" Bender. (Thanks, Brie!) (asciimation)
Ever get the feeling that maybe there are just some species of animals we'd be just better off without? Yeah, suck on that, PETA. (Cracked)
Your weekly installment of Doug Benson's "I Love Movies," after the jump.
Pajiba Love | March 25, 2008 | Comments ()