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Amy Winehouse Puts Something in Her Vaginny Other Than Cocaine at the Airport

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | March 24, 2010 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | March 24, 2010 |


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Amy Winehouse is the new spokesperson for the "Mooncup," the reusable menstruation device that replaces a tampon, because she was probably literally the only celebrity they could get. (Agent Bedhead)

Vice President Joe Biden was so excited about the health care reform bill being passed that he dropped the F-Bomb on live television. (Evil Beet)

Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland looks decidedly less magical when stripped of all the visual effects in this progression reel. (Rope of Silicon)

Oh, and speaking of which: Tim Burton is going to be tapping the writer from Alice for his adaptation of Maleficent, as well as tapping the same actors he uses in every goddamn movie and tapping Danny Elfman to write the score. (The Playlist)

It's official! "Grey's Anatomy" has really, finally told Katherine Heigl to not let the door hit her ass on the way out. (Litelysalted)

Miley Cyrus and her completely mediocre singing talents went on "American Idol" last night to be a "mentor" to the hopefuls. (Hairballs)

Chloe Sevigny kind of shits on "Big Love" a bit in this interview, and while normally I'd call her out on it or say she's pulling a Heigl or some nonsense, I have to say I agree with her. It's why I stopped watching. (AV Club)

The good folks over at Harriet Carter have finally figured out a way to combine dogs' hatred of animatronic talking things with dogs' love for eating dog food. (IBBB)

Will Smith has got to choose between two projects so shitty they make a big screen adaptation of "Fresh Price" sound brilliant. (Film Drunk)

Ooh, yay! Here's a Neverending Story "Where are they now?" (Unreality)

File this one under OHMYGODGROSS. Brittany Murphy's creepy husband might actually be dating her invalid mom. (Yeeeah!)

Apparently this is very big news that Olivia Munn had a cameo in Iron Man 2 which they were forced to scrap so they brought her back for something else. (Screen Junkies)

Two of the "Jersey Shore" twats have scored a book deal. I apologize for the use of excessive all-caps exclamations in today's column, but CAN THEY EVEN READ. (Warming Glow)

Lindsay Lohan has teamed up with Ed Hardy to design handbags, which is obviously the most natural pairing since peanut butter and shit. (Celebslam)

I never realized how much I really fundamentally disliked Weird Al until last spring when my boyfriend made me drive around Philly in his 1992 Plymouth Voyager blasting his "music" with the windows down. Incidentally, I think this trailer for his fake biopic is funnier than anything the man has ever done:

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