Even Heigl's Dress Hates Her
Here are the ten most ridiculous scenes from SyFy channel movies. Or, as I like to call them "Lifetime movies for men." (Unreality)
Oh now here's a shocker, Jesse James' mistress is a white supremacist who has happily posed in Nazi-themed photoshoots. And she seemed like such an upstanding young lady. (Yeeeah!)
Here's Bob Odenkirk on "Breaking Bad," which premieres on SUNDAY, bitches!!! Sorry, I'll shut up now. (AV Club)
Corey Feldman has been privately grieving the loss of his other half ... On his public blog for the whole world to read. (Evil Beet)
So far I don't think any of the guys have covered this -- probably because their heads all exploded when they heard the news -- but Michael Bay is remaking Monster Squad. (Film Drunk)
This is stupid. Supposedly some of Hollywood's most talented directors are being looked at for the next Twilight movie. That's like hiring Michelangelo to paint a picture of a turd. (Famous Dead White Guys)
And in other Twilight news, (yes, there's more) Robert Pattinson's famous luxuriously greesy mane of hair might be ... Enhanced. Even though I've never seen a single Twilight movie, I feel so betrayed. (Agent Bedhead)
True story: Snooki from "Jersey Shore" once killed someone. Nope, didn't phase me in the slightest, either. (IBBB)
With that stupid Jennifer Aniston movie coming out today, here is a list of a bunch of bounty hunters in movies. (Cinematical)
Some guy on the internet cloned himself so he could annoy you with renditions of popular TV theme songs. I was going to embed the video, but even I couldn't get past like 20 seconds into it. (Warming Glow)
Here are the five saddest bars to drink in. Come on though, some bowling alley bars can be kind of nice, right? OK fine, still sad. (Holy Taco)
Oh yeah, they did another one of those Between Two Ferns things with Zach Galifianakis, and Ben Stiller is in this one. Enjoy!
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