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Color me jealous: Our own Dan Carlson got to cover Judd Apatow & Friends at the Paley Fest! (THR)

Shia LaBeouf is on the lam! (WIMB)

Poor Ralphie’s mother never warned him about this. (QuizLaw)

I am happy to report that “She & Him” — the Zooey Deschanel/M Ward project which was finally released yesterday — is awesome. It’s available here to stream and/or purchase. (MergeRecords)

Fact: at least someone out there will try to hunt down one of these things on the Internet. Don’t think I don’t know you ‘jibans are a bunch of kinky freaks, with your scrabble orgies and such. (Cracked) (Possibly NSFW)

Apparently Satan is now organizing the Miss USA pageant — as this year the Osmonds are hosting and Pegleg McTwathole is a judge. (Celebitchy)

Spitzer’s Whore comes full circle. It’s kind of beautiful in a poetic way, don’t you think? (Yeeeah!)

Here’s a bookmark’er for you: 25 Brilliant Animated Short Movies. (SmashingMagazine)

As if you needed a reason not to get “butt implants” — local TV news anchors will laugh at your stupid ass, (pun intended) after the jump.

Pajiba Love | March 19, 2008 | Comments (21)


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The Rubber Ducky vibrator comes in 2 sizes?
I did not know that.

Posted by: Brie at March 19, 2008 3:41 PM

"Rubber Fisting Mitten"

HEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Julie at March 19, 2008 3:45 PM

Nice article, Dan, you homosexual communist. I laughed so hard at that first comment, I think I broke my anus. You write this erudite and classy article, and that troll berates you for dissing Dancing With The Stars.

I'd offer you a hug, but I don't want to catch pinko eye. Or terrorism.

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at March 19, 2008 3:45 PM

YEAH DAN!!! GO TO SURRENDER MONKEY LAND YOU HOMO COMMIEEE!!!

I had to LOL at that one too, insertclevernamehere.

Posted by: boo at March 19, 2008 3:51 PM

Don't get any ideas, Julie.

Why am I not surprised in the least that that expensive call girl was a Girl Gone Wild? Take a lesson here, parents: if your child is stripping on camera when she turns of age, she might strike it big sucking on a politician's dick.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at March 19, 2008 4:08 PM

Ha! That comment was so funny.

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN, DAN!!

Posted by: Julie at March 19, 2008 4:11 PM

Dancing with the Stars is wholesome family entertainment? How is the article on Judd Apatow terrorist Communist homosexual activity?

Maybe he gets $500 every time he throws out a 'glib' insult on a comment thread? I think we better watch out...he might make his way over here next.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at March 19, 2008 4:16 PM

Listen up here, you Shadowy D'Akron. You of all the Ohiomosexuals should know that I didn't fight in the Korean War or the Vietname War or the Gulf War or the Gulf War 2: Electric Boogaloo just so some smarmy communist long-hair smoking Mexican-American-Rican can go telling people how I make my hard earned cottenpickin' moneys! I didn't fight in any war, dagnabbit! And don't you go telling me how to do my laundry, but neither!

I earned my money the easy way! On WealthyRomance.cum! I love that Dan Carson! Is he single? Tee hee!

Posted by: donotinsertclevernamehere at March 19, 2008 4:48 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I feel like I should be insulted...but I'm too busy laughing.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at March 19, 2008 4:53 PM

If you can't see the link between Judd Apatow and communist homosexuality you may very well be a communist homosexual.

Posted by: Andrew831 at March 19, 2008 4:56 PM

OK, that butt implant news video was too much. I can't believe anyone would show their fake droopy ass to a newscrew. Bwa-hahahahahha. Then again, I've seen recent pics of Pamela Anderson, so I guess I should believe it.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 19, 2008 5:50 PM

I'm sorry. I kinda skipped Dan's article to read the next one on that site, and had to point out this line.

A "Chuck"-related note from the network: NBC shot down naming a character "Poon."

NBC couldn't suck any harder now.

Posted by: Vermillion at March 19, 2008 6:25 PM

Jesus Christ, when the video went to the "under the pants" shot of her ass... shudder. Don't watch.

You know what, ladies (and gay men): make what you've got the best it can be without surgery and then just accept it. Not everyone can (or should) have Jennifer Lopez's ass. Damn.

Posted by: Slash at March 19, 2008 7:30 PM

I always suspected Dan Carlson was a terrorist-loving homosexual communist. You have to read between the lines.

Posted by: Slash at March 19, 2008 7:33 PM

Haha - that Surrender Monkey Land person is making the rounds. From Deus Ex Malcontent here:

Oh, bleed my heart, Communist homosexual b80vin. "Fox & Friends" is number 1 the same reason FOX NEWS CHANNEL is THE MOST POWERFUL NAME IN NEWS--it gives the public what it wants--real people in the real world who work for a living. And it supports AMERICA, OUR PRESIDENT AND OUR TROOPS! The people who watch the Commie News Network are the same who watch Bathtub Boy on HomoNBC--NO ONE!

Uh...

Posted by: Cassie at March 19, 2008 8:55 PM

So let me get this straight: the 3 million dollar a year career that she had to give up because Paul wouldn't let her work amounts to judging a C list pageant (assuming there are A list pageants)? What won't this bitch on a chopstick to do to annoy me? And what's her charity angle now that it's emerged she gave pretty much zero to her "causes" over the years?

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 19, 2008 9:27 PM

Whoops. Sounds like B-Slim's gone off his meds again and is gallivanting about the interwebs, terrorizing comment threads. Please, if you see him, contact the proper authorities as he is considered dangerous and likely to abuse Caps Lock when not properly (and heavily) medicated.

That Cracked article sure did provide me with a fun birthday wishlist for '08. Gas mask dildo! Purple body bag! Whee!

Posted by: Alabamapink at March 19, 2008 9:28 PM

Gas mask dildo! Purple body bag! Whee!

Now that, spoken aloud, would be a ringtone worth paying money for X-)

Posted by: ShinyKate at March 19, 2008 10:19 PM

So, this isn't actually on this PL, but it damn well should be!! http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/03/johnny-depp-is-john-dillinger.html

I know I'd look forward to bank robbery day. I'd do my hair special and everything.

Posted by: Kay at March 19, 2008 10:25 PM

I HAD to check out The Cone. Google it, and you'll find it on Amazon, complete with comments. Apparently it's much more comfortable than the sadomasochism wooden chair upon which its design is based.

Meanwhile, you can purchase sex toys on Amazon. Including anal beads.

Wow.

I had no idea. Thank you, Cracked (and Pajiba).

Posted by: NCNN at March 20, 2008 3:14 AM

Sounds like B-Slim's gone off his meds again and is gallivanting about the interwebs, terrorizing comment threads

Damn it, 'bama, you beat me to it: It's B-Slim fucking with us!

But I swear, when I let him out he had his collar and tags on. I'm sure someone will call and say they have him in the back of their truck and they're on the way over. Should we start calling the hospitals or the pounds first?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at March 20, 2008 2:37 PM





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