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Oh what to the ever: Joaquin Phoenix might be ending his self-imposed "retirement" to star in a movie about Edgar Allen Poe. (The Playlist)
And in other actor retirement news, Mel Gibson might be kicking off his with an "epic Viking movie." So in other words, a potential film with lots of shirtless men wearing body paint. That sounds about right. (Cinematical)
Peter Graves, best known from the "Mission Impossible" television series and Airplane!, passed away this weekend just before his 84th birthday. (Atomic Popcorn)
In the least surprising break-up news ever, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have split. Actually, any break-up news involving Jennifer Love Hewitt is the least surprising break-up news ever. (Litelysalted)
Corey Haim's death is now naturally being linked to a massive illegal prescription drug rings. Yup, it's all fun and games til a Corey kicks the bucket. (Yeeeah!)
Steve Pink, who most recently directed Hot Tub Time Machine wants to remake Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I didn't really care for it but I know many of you do, so gripe away. (Film Drunk)
Here's a "where are they now" for child stars of classic horror films. (Unreality)
KFC has somehow managed to come up with even a sadder and lazier product than their Famous Bowls -- which actually sounds fucking inspired, comparatively. (Impulsive Buy)
Here's a real time review of Lady Gaga's "Telephone" video that came out last week. If you like softcore lesbian scenes and product placement, this is the video for you! (Notes on Bar Napkins)
Ewww ... Ross from "Friends" (or, David Schwimmer if you must) is engaged to some chick like half his age. (Celebitchy)
Here are the eleven greatest songs from cult "Britcoms." Jez's music video from "Peep Show" cracks my shit up every damn time. (Topless Robot)
I'm not going to see Conan on tour despite him coming to my city because I'm poor and I balked at the outrageous ticket prices -- however just so you know, Conan himself isn't going to be making a dime off the tour. (Warming Glow)
Golly gee whiz, remember back in the good old days when cigarette companies were allowed to put BABIES in their advertisements? (mental floss)
Amanda Seyfried, who is one of my ultimate girl crushes, was photographed looking smoking hot in this month's Esquire. (Popoholic)
In what may be one of the best uses of the internet I've ever seen, here is a Robocop vs. Bender mash-up. (Two parts.) Thanks to JapJay for the heads' up!
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