Showdown!
By Stacey Nosek | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments ()
The pissing contest between “The Daily Show” and CNBC finally culminated into one of the most grueling televised eviscerations of all time. I’ve seen lions taking down gazelles on Animal Planet that looked less painful than this. (CC Insider)
That creepy lawyer guy who was always hanging out with Anna Nicole Smith finally got charged for basically drugging her up. His punishment should be a lifetime of being hopped up on whatever the hell she was. (Webster’s)
One thing’s for sure, this is definitely, without a doubt the biggest legal battle ever to be fought over lizard shit. (QuizLaw)
This is my most favoritest celebrity feud ever. Are you ready for this? Sitting down? OK: Thom Yorke vs. Miley Cyrus. BOOM. (Celebitchy)
I don’t really know anything about football or Watchmen (sorry, it’s three hours long, not happening until DVD) but this would probably be pretty funny if I did. (KSK)
Here’s a guide of where to eat at SXSW. That’s awesome, because not only am I going to SXSW, but I also love to eat. (SeriousEats)
Oh my God! You have to check out this clip of Chris Klein in Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun Li. It’s like Nicolas Cage combined with porn acting. Why did he never have a successful career again? Oh right, this is why. (Popoholic)
Chris Brown is finally doing the respectable thing: Withdrawing his name from the Kid’s Choice Awards. What, did you think I was going to say making some kind of remorseful statement about beating Rihanna? Come on, now. (Yeeeah!)
There’s an entire church dedicated to the orgasm? And here I’ve been thinking organized religion had nothing to offer me. Thanks, Sharopa! (The Local)
Here’s the 10 most annoying things your coworkers do, which brings me back to my own days of cubicle farming. God, how I hated that place and everyone in it. (mental floss)
Ricky Gervais + Elmo = Squee! I’m sorry, that’s the only world I can even use to describe this. “Squee!” You’ll just have to see for yourself. (ASWOBA)
Here’s a flowchart of a dog’s mind at a dog park. Doesn’t include a “hide behind your owner and refuse to fraternize with any other dogs” option like mine does. (HolyTaco)
It’s Friday, and I really can’t think of a better reason for linking gratuitous clips of baby animals. Oh, kidding, I’d post ‘em even if it wasn’t Friday. You people know me way too well. (NotesOnBarNapkins)
Times are tough these days, even Lex Luthor is looking for a little help from the government:
Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.
Each Time You Like, Share, Tweet or Stumble a Pajiba Post, An Angel Does the Paul Rudd Dance
← Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 | Gomorra Review →
