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March 9, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | March 9, 2009 |

Sorry for all the “Melrose Place” updates, guys. I don’t know if I’m more horrified or excited by this remake, but one thing I do know is that it’s my most anticipated series for next fall. It is going to be a pile of heavenly suck. (EvilBeet)

Hayden Paniter-something-or other is getting too big for her britches. Which is funny, because her britches are the same ones worn by Keebler Elves to begin with. (WIMB)

Illinois says: “Fuck all y’all, we still consider Pluto a planet.” Fair enough. (QuizLaw)

Nathan Fillion talks to the A.V. Club! Woo! (AVClub)

Sarah (Sarina) sent this to me on Friday, and I refuse to watch it. Refuse, I say! But for anyone who feels like horking up their lunch, by all means click away. Just don’t blame me, this one is all Sarah. (UniqueDaily)

The Film Experience interviews Kristen Scott Thomas! (FilmExperience)

Nickelodeon’s most innocent, innocuous character is getting a “fashion makeover.” There is no way this isn’t a bad idea. (AgentBedhead)

Martha Stewart twittered that her dog died tragically. An hour later, she twitters what she’s making for lunch. I’m not making that up. (DListed)

See people? This is why mankind were just not meant to fuck robots. It can only lead to trouble. And chafing. Thanks, celery! (MuckFlash)

Guess which actress The Mac Guy is dating now? Spoiler alert! Someone else from that retarded movie! (Celebitchy)

Anyone see Jessica Biel do Jessica Rabbit on SNL this weekend? (Popoholic)

Is that Ryan Seacrest looking so fine? No, probably not, but this is pretty much the least offensive thing I could find to link from DrunkenStepfather today. Site NSFW! (DrunkenStepfather)

Here’s a handy little guide for how literally anybody can be a television writer. (MightyGodKing)

“Houston Zoo To Unveil OH DEAR GOD THAT IS CUTE.” Thanks, ed! (HoustonPress)

Miley Cyrus…. A Vampire? Eh, at least she’s not a zombie:

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