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March 6, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | March 6, 2009 |

The cast of “Seinfeld” is reuniting for the seventh season of “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” I don’t know if it’ll be a season-long arc, but I kinda really hope it’s not considering that I loathe Jerry Seinfeld. (Screen Junkies)

What day is today? Friday? Yup, must be, because Amy Winehouse got charged with assault again. (WIMB)

If this “Daily Show” segment was a game of Mortal Kombat, I think it would have ended with Jon Stewart ripping the guy’s entire skeleton out from his mouth. (QuizLaw)

Brad Pitt had a meeting with Nancy Pelosi at the Capitol Building yesterday (wait, what?) and Washington predictably went apeshit. (Celebitchy)

I really, really hate reporting on this Chris Brown-Rihanna stuff. But then I feel like I’m almost doing worse by ignoring it. Well, regardless, details of the police report have been leaked, and all I can say is that I hope that guy gets stabbed to death with a sharpened toothbrush in prison. (Yeeeah!)

Holy shit! Robin Williams needs a complete aortic value replacement. More than likely, he will find the humor in this experience to make really unfunny, borderline uncomfortable jokes about it. (The Blemish)

It seems like in Hollywood, men generally become more handsome as they age, but here is the ultimate exception to the rule: Al Pacino. Remember back before he had ten pounds of flesh hanging from under his eyes? Sweet Jesus. (AgentBedhead)

I would seriously punch a seagull in the face if it tried to steal my ice cream. You do not fuck with a woman’s ice cream. (SeriousEats)

Whoa, I had no idea about this, but Annie Leibovitz is apparently in serious financial trouble thanks to the gay inheritance tax. This is so fucked up. (EvilBeet)

Here’s the latest edition of KSK’s Fantasy Football and Sex Advice Mailbag. Today’s topics? Discount Virginity, Altruistic Fornication and Drew Barrymore. (KSK)

No way!!! Does anyone else remember that Snow White sitcom from way back when? For awhile I was wondering if I dreamed the whole thing up. God, the 80’s were craptacular. (DListed)

I don’t, on the other hand, remember this “Watchmen” cartoon. What this out in the 90’s or something? (NotesOnBarNapkins)

“Take a number, wait your fucking turn.” The best CitiBank commercial ever: (Language NSFW!)

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