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What sort of drunken lunatic "loathes" Jerry Seinfeld?

You need to lay off the sauce, Nosek.

You're on notice, Stacey. Seinfeld was hilarious.

Now Bob Saget, there's a loathsome fuck. God I hate him.

Does young Al Pacino remind anyone else of David Krumholtz? I mean, Mr.Universe is a little rounder in the face, but there's a definite resemblance there.

I've never been a big Seinfeld fan either. Him or the show in general, it had it's moments but all those people struck me as absolutely self absorbed ass wipes and I just didn't want to spend time watching that on TV when all I have to do is walk out my front door to get it for free.

Holy shit! Robin Williams needs a complete aortic value replacement.

Unintentionally hilarious spelling mistakes are my weakness.

To the dude wanking to Drew Barrymore (KSK link):

You can do so much better. A slack jawed redneck, who has never left his trailer and who's only ever seen one woman in his life which is his 426 pound toothless mother, can do better.

(Kisses IIG)

The citibank video might be funny if it didn't sound like it was written by those praying Obama fails. Not to get all sensitive and shit but Citibank is not nationalized. None the feared issues expressed are happening. Just FYI to those of you not mesmerized too much by the asian chicks boobs to take this seriously, even as parody.

You know, I kind of thought I remembered that show, and then I watched the clip of the credits and most of it was unfamiliar... right up until it got to "and Paul Winfield as the Mirror". Aw, yeah. There sure was some happening stuff on TV in the 80s.

::kills self::

For the record, it's not a "gay inheritance tax" (that makes it sound as if there's a special tax for gay people), it's the same capital gains tax everybody is hit with when someone who is not a spouse leaves us an item of value. The point here is that gay people's relationships should be recognized as spouses if they commit to that extent and therefore should benefit from the spousal exemption from this tax.

There were a bunch of seagulls in Fantasyland last week, which was confusing, since you hear recorded seagulls in Adventureland. "Why the hell are they.....oh!" And there they were wheeling about. "That bird just took my chicken nugget!" we heard. One of them landed on top of the sign for the Pinocchio Village Haus and puffed up his chest. "That's right, put that long lens on me. I own this shit". Those birds were definitely fulla beans....and ants. Fire ants.

Should be a really good picture when I get the film back.

To answer your question PaddyDog, if a guy is hitting another guy in the seat and if the seat hitter dies. The guy that got hit in the seat should be able to claim all the seat hitter's possessions without being taxed to high heaven if the seat hitter dies.

Re Seinfeld cast reunion. I guess Michael Richards has to pay for those lawyers somehow....

PaddyDog I'm just giving you advice on taxes. In all good conscious I can't stand by and let my fellow Americans get bombarded with unreasonable taxes. But if you want me to retract my statement I will, but I will do it under protest.

I just want to see how Larry David handles Michael Richards. I anticipate much cringing and nervous laughter.

The Watchmen cartoon isn't real. It's from newgrounds.com.

Speaking of Watchmen...where's the goddamn review!?!

That's very open-minded of you, Slash.

I'm with Stace and TK. I hate Seinfeld. I hated all the characters and I hate everyone who was in it and I hate everything else they've ever done.

Actually I figured it'd be uncool to like "Seinfeld" here.

I sense much hate in you Sarina, be ever mindful of your thoughts.

But Pooks, sometimes the hate is all I have!

Anyway, I'll stop hating Jerry Seinfeld when he stops being such an obnoxiously unfunny jackass. The same goes for the rest of the clowns from that stupid show. I will never, however, stop hating the actual show. Jesus, every character on it was even more self-absorbed and annoying than I am.

Lets take a look at the post Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld's career shall we? He had.........uh, then........um, followed by.......BEE MOVIE! Yeah that was good (see this tongue in my cheek) then..........oh yeah, HE GOT FIRED AS THE SPOKES PERSON FOR MICROSOFT!

Bill Gates shits money, then wipes his ass with the shitty money thereby getting more shit on his money which makes more money. And even he won't pay Jerry Seinfeld.

Speaking of Arrested Development - awhile back someone here posted a tip that Amazon was having a Gold Box special on the series (all three seasons for $30). I'd never seen one second of the show before but given all the positive comments about it I decided to take the plunge and do something I never do - buy the series sight unseen. To the person who posted that: THANK YOU! Best 30 bucks I ever spent. I'm just wrapping up the thrid (and final - *sob*) season and I've got to say it really is one of the finest comedies I've ever watched.

What? Annie Liebowitz is gay?

Hmm... Maybe I should clarify. I hate Seinfeld the person, not Seinfeld the show. Seinfeld the show, I am apathetic about. I don't particularly care for all the characters but it had its moments. I'll watch it if there's nothing else on.

To reiterate a previous comment: That Watchmen cartoon is obviously fake.

And Seinfeld isn't funny. The guy or the show. Anyone who says Seinfeld was the funniest show ever gets a copy of Arrested Development down the gullet, Scrubs up the asshole, and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia up the snizz (if it's a lady).

Sucks to be you, I guess. Missing out on all my joy.

'luck of the poo'

heee - everyone in my family said that for literally eons, and most especially because my uncle could NOT go outside without some bird letting fly. He could have been in Guinness, I shit you not. Anyway, one day my brother just said - 'It's not lucky - he got POO'D on!'

...and it was like the emperor's new clothes.

Actually B it's Pooted, not POOed. Yours is a common mistake that most people make.

It's actually POOkied. Curl up and die you piece of shit.

Pookie, I would not like it one bit if you disappeared, and since everything is always all about me, you are very clearly not allowed to vanish. I mean, what the hell would we even do in this joint without you? It would be too surreal, and is therefore forbidden.

...unless you join Facebook and send me a friend request. Then you can do whatever the hell you want.

Beets, why do continue to suckle on the teats of hate? I don't remember waging war with you, if our paths have crossed somewhere in the past and I treated you unfairly, I deeply apologize to you. Let us chart a new course that will lead to friendship.

HA! He should have just said, "Michael Jackson".

Sorry if that's obscure.

Way late to the party as usual (danged job is totally cutting into my internet surfing time), but all the bird poo talk reminded me of a song my dad taught me when I was a wee lass and that I used to impress all my friends with in kindergarten:

Birdie, birdie, in the sky
please don't do that in my eye
I won't pout, I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly