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The sandy vagina has reared its head again. But seriously — even if his white-boy rock isn’t my cup, I kind of respect Chris Martin for the stand. (The Blemish) Gwyneth, on the other hand, is kind of insufferable. (Agent Bedhead)

The coolest legal motion of all time: A Motion to Kiss My Ass. (QuizLaw)

Here’s the seven minutes of Spider-Man 3 you’ve all been dying to watch. Unless you already have. Or you’d rather wait to just see the movie. (Popoholic)

You wanna know what my least favorite required reading in high school was? Paradise Lost. And now it’s going to be a film. Here’s the story. (NYTimes)

This is exactly the way I imagined Bud Bundy would end up. (Celebitchy)

Ms. Jolie is studying voodoo. Man, I’d kill for a Haggis voodoo doll. (Fatback and Collards)

Pajiba Love | March 6, 2007 | Comments (4)


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(Y'all's posting sequence/topics for the day is starting to get weird for me...)

(Blood-curdling scream) I have been waiting years for someone to realize how cinematic PL could be, in the right hands (and preferably animated). These are not the right hands, from the sounds of it.

Posted by: ranylt at March 6, 2007 3:42 PM

I agree with ranylt. This epic is perfect for animation. A live-action film just would not seem to be capable of doing what these guys are wanting. They talk about how this is a war movie, but with angels and demons. This could mean thousands of fireballs flying, lightning crashing, many wings-a-flapping action. And honestly, the best they can do for Lucifer is Daniel Craig of Heath Ledger? Lucifer is supposed to be the most divinely beautiful of all the angels and also the most arrogant in said beauty. The two actors above just don't seem pretty enough to warrant such narcissism.

Posted by: ScarletKnight at March 6, 2007 7:45 PM

Look, I hate ol' Gwynnie as much as the next person, but Chris Martin is an ass. And from what I understand, it's not the first time he's cut up like that. With his sandy vagina and her bland pretentiousness, they're a match made in heaven. Lord only know how Apple will turn out.

Posted by: Daphne at March 6, 2007 10:35 PM

nothing to do with movies...tvwhore & the Colts fan he makes fun of...check out the x103.com website (stuck & gunner link) for Peyton Mannings payday.

Hey now! I'm the Colts fan he makes fun of. And what 16-year-old wouldn't want the MVP of the Super Bowl to appear at her birthday party? And he looks very dignified whoring himself out for $200K. Thanks for the link and the dig. -- DR

Posted by: anikitty at March 7, 2007 8:05 AM