The Most Anticipated Child Since Jesus
By Stacey Nosek | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (25)
I didn’t see last night’s “The Office” because I was too busy getting my drank on with some of the funnest bitches on the planet, (otherwise known as Julie, Boo and Tracer Bullet) however I’m led to believe Jim and Pam finally had that baby of theirs last night? (Hairballs)
Ben Storey, a.k.a. Kamakaze Feminist, put together this charming piece on what to have for dinner on Oscar night. (Famous Dead White Guys)
What do you guys think? Can there even be a Freddy Krueger without Robert Englund? Either way, that movie looks scary as shit and I hope my boyfriend doesn’t drag me to go see it. (Agent Bedhead)
The infinitely entertaining Rich from FourFour started a fun new tumblr page with screenshots of where he pauses DVDs and DVR. (Where I Pause)
Stephen King’s Pet Sematary is getting remade, presumably because Stephen King hasn’t written anything new worth being made into a movie for over a decade now. (Bloody Disgusting)
Playgirl is willing to offer Jon Gosselin $20,000 whole dollars to show off his teeny, tiny, ridiculous little wang in their magazine. Hell, I’d buy it. (Litelysalted)
SPOILER DESSERT! Here’s some insight into Season Five of “Dexter.” (Screen Junkies)
I’ve got no fucking clue if this is actually real or not, but some plucky 3rd grade girls in Washington DC took it upon themselves to finally scientifically classify all the different “types of bitches.” Thanks, Melody! (And I Am Not Lying)
J.K. Rowling isn’t going to be presenting at the Oscar’s with Twilight’s Stephenie Meyer because she was “busy.” Yeah, like washing her hair or something. (Celebitchy)
Lady Gaga only refers to herself in the third person. Huh. She’s growing on me, yes, but I just wish her music was even as remotely interesting as she is. (Zelda Lily)
Spike from “Buffy” is playing some crazy dude who wraps his arm in barbed wire on that Syfy show “Caprica.” Sounds about right. (Topless Robot)
Here’s some deets on Chris Weitz’s new project, who will always be “Chuck” from Chuck & Buck to me. Seriously, go Netflix that shit. (Gordon and the Whale)
This commercial is the most hilariously racist thing I’ve ever seen in my life, but apparently it’s not actually real. (Warming Glow)
Nicolas Cage and Brendan Fraser star in this week’s “Who’s More Embarrassed?” (Film Drunk)
I don’t know Heidi Montag would want a baby fresh off of just having the precious remaining fat vacuumed out of her body, but trying to understand why they do what they do might break my brain. (Yeeeah!)
Is a dog’s mouth really cleaner than a human’s? Not when my dog has been snacking from the littler box, I’ll tell you what. (mental floss)
I wish it were longer and the Aussie accents throw me off a bit, but I LOVE this version on Evil Dead done in claymation:
Evil Dead done in 60 seconds with CLAY - 2010 from Lee Hardcastle on Vimeo.
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Posted by: Lauren at March 5, 2010 1:09 PM
Spoiler dessert? Is that a cake with plot points written on it in icing?