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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | March 5, 2008 |


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If you look at the Star Wars franchise this way, Jar Jar Binks really wasn't such a sacrilege after all. (ASWOBA)

Shit is still undecided. Campaign fatigue: have you caught it yet? (QuizLaw)

Lewis Black sticks it to Angelina Jolie. And not in the sexy, "old man balls" way she used to enjoy with Billy Bob. (Celebitchy)

Since I have been informed that there is no such thing as gratuitous Javier Bardem, here is some hot Bardem on Cruz action, to further fuel your special vibrator alone time. (Agent Bedhead)

And on that note, eight -- no, nine (shirtless) reasons why you should have been watching "Friday Night Lights." (WIMB)

Sam Rockwell discusses past and present film roles. (A.V. Club)

Things are heating up on "American Idol." Although when I say "heating up," it would help if I had visual aid of a dude seductively ripping off his shirt to house beat music to punctuate it with. (IDLYITW)

Ashlee Simpson is the "super obvious I'm high red-eyed giggler" kind of pot smoker. Whodafuggingthunk? (Yeeeah!)

Snapple came out with its own version of calorie-laden "health" water. Sugar is a mineral, right? (The Impulsive Buy)

I don't want to blow my credibility here, but I just spent the last two hours listening to a stellar nerdcore album (that can be downloaded for free) by a ridiculously melodic, fun, and smart geeksta rap band with a remarkably Pajiba-happy name: The Grammar Club. Check it out -- it'll make you *squee*. -- DR (Grammar Club)

For this particular while people attribute I go against the grain, as I'm not fond of excessive debt and having to study anything past the age of 22. (StuffWhitePeopleLike)

After yesterday's Vanity Fair article, I was inspired to give one of my favorites some love today, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | March 5, 2008 | Comments ()



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