And on the Third Day God Commanded That the Stars Shall Dance
Back in the 80's Paramount shelved a movie called White Dog about a dog that was racist. So from what it sounds, basically like Crash only with a dog. And before you all jump down my throat how that analogy is wrong, know that I haven't actually seen Crash. (Film Drunk)
Since Suri Cruise ended up not being the physical reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, Tom and Katie are giving it another shot. (Agent Bedhead)
Here are some well known mistakes in popular movies. (Unreality)
Roger Ebert is going to be debuting his brand new voice which sounds just like his old voice on "Oprah" airing later today. (Screen Junkies)
This must be the grouchy, unpleasant cousin of the Godtopus. Thanks, Punk Hulk! (Robots With Feelings)
Oh, apparently this season's "Bachelor" wrapped up last night, which I couldn't be bother to be interested in despite the bachelor this season actually being a friend of a friend of mine. (Evil Beet)
These are the best songs ever to win an Oscar for Best Original Song. (Audiosuede)
James Cameron may be able to create the most successful movies of all time, but it doesn't change the fact that he's still a shitty shithead of a husband. Nyah nyah. (Celebitchy)
Oh, and seriously, while I'm on the subject -- what is up with that hair? (IBBB)
To promote "Man vs. Wild" in Australia, passersby were allowed to crawl inside a real life replica of a dead camel for protection from the elements. You know, the "elements" on the streets on Sydney. (Best Week Ever)
This is pretty hilarious: A Denzel Washington Venn Diagram. (Unreality)
Did you know that Cheerios come in chocolate flavor now? But the real question is, are they still heart-healthy? Just kidding, the real question is will they turn your milk into chocolate milk? Mmm ... Cereal chocolate milk ... (Impulsive Buy)
It would take an amazing feat of amazingness for OK Go to be able to top that business with the treadmills, but OH MY GOD have they managed to pull it off. Their new single, "This Too Shall Pass":
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