February 29, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | February 29, 2008 |


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Bush still using a word usually reserved for describing tomato sauce or red wine to convey the socioeconomic state of affairs in our country. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Rashida Jones suffered an entirely different kind of scarring during her childhood trips to Neverland Ranch. (WIMB)

And in somewhat related news, what may have happened if Michael Jackson had swung the other way. (QuizLaw)

Mike Myers new turd supreme masters the "trifecta of comedy." (Yeeeah!)

Well I hope you're all frigging happy. "Quarterlife" is canceled. (EW)

OooOOooh! I think Agent Bedhead totally has a crush on Eli Roth! Hee hee hee! (Agent Bedhead)

Mischa Barton is where level-headed fashion sense goes to die. (Celebslam)

I know some of you guys have been fed up with my insistence to continue jabbing at Heigl, (I'm just calling her that) maybe because you're a fan and really like "Grey's Anatomy" or etcetera. So... Can we finally all just agree? (Celebitchy)

Who's hungry for some hot buttered moobs, served up by the stack? (cityrag)

Psssht. What the hell is so great about the under-30 set, anyway? 30's Pride, bitches! (Film Experience)

PETA doesn't just lower the bar -- it takes the bar, throws the bar on the ground, sets it on fire and pisses on it. (Feministing)

At least half of you probably have no interest in old photos of Cameron Diaz getting it on with Matt Dillon in the ocean. The other half of you already clicked on the link and are no longer reading. So, my apologies to the first half. It's a slow news day, alright? (IDLYITW)

Isabella Rossellini: still eccentrically, awesomely crazy -- after the jump.

Pajiba Love | February 29, 2008 | Comments ()



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