Pajiba Love 02/26/08

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Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of a “Big Brother/Real World” style candid reality show? Reader Wrion has created a webseries to explore exactly that. It’s pretty funny guys, so check it out and give it some love. (HousematesTV)

If Alan Thicke and Cory Feldman photographed together in 2008 isn’t enough to make your head explode, I don’t know what is. (WIMB)

Keira Knightley believes in the same superstitions as Balki Bartokomous. Wait, where is she from again?! (Agent Bedhead)

It’s a shame Huckabee is such an evangelical nutbag, (Feministing) because otherwise he seems like, well, kind of an awesome guy. (QuizLaw)

I will never, ever watch “The Moment of Truth” (not ever) buuuut, I have to admit I was kinda glued to this clip as well. (Evil Beet)

Then again, I would totally watch if they brought Oprah on and made her refute this. (Celebitchy)

Mini-diversion: What in the hell did Rainbow Killer just buy? (Dlisted)

Brittany Murphy is allegedly acting like a total diva on the set of her new movie. Wait, someone let Brittany Murphy be in a new movie? (Yeeeah!)

Any chance the whole Fartbucks empire might collapse in three hours? (YesButNoButYes)

You too, can look just like Amy Winehouse, for the mere price of crack without all those pesky side effects! (The Blemish)

After the jump, to complete the trifecta of ’80s Sitcom Reference Day, here’s some Olsen twin pooping hilarity with “Full House” outtakes!

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Litely, it must be contagious, because I saw Moment of Truth last night, and I'd never seen it before. What gets me is that her husband is HOT, and the ex looks like a tool.
Yeah, it's probably fake, but I was glued to my seat.

Posted by: Brie at February 26, 2008 3:34 PM

What in the hell did Rainbow Killer just buy?

That's her skank cancer tumor that she had removed.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at February 26, 2008 3:42 PM

RE: The WIMB post-

Damn, Feldman's a tiny little mofo, ain't he?

Tia Carrere is still bringin' the hotness, though.

Posted by: TK at February 26, 2008 3:45 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only one with conflicting Huckabee opinions. Every time he's on some late night comedy show, being a good ol' sport, I have to stop and remind myself he's batshit insane.

Posted by: Gudrun at February 26, 2008 3:51 PM

Mini-diversion: What in the hell did Rainbow Killer just buy?

Holy Shit! I used to own that lamp! My Mom bought it in 1971 and it had plexiglass rods that stuck out of all the metal tubes. When you turned it on, round circles or light would come out the ends, and the whole room looked like the inside of the TARDIS. When Mom redecorated, she gave me the lamp, and the chrome and glass table it hung over, and the Herculon couch, and I kept it all until I finally redecorated.

Posted by: BWeaves at February 26, 2008 3:54 PM

Gudrun, John Stewart said the same thing the other night on Larry King: Huckabee is incredibly winning and personable, and you have to remind yourself that this guy raised his hand on national television when asked "Who doesn't believe in evolution?"

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at February 26, 2008 3:55 PM

Goddamn you hippies! Everyone knows that only queers and terrerists beleeve in evilution!

Now let's get liquored and party!

Posted by: Mike Huckabee at February 26, 2008 4:03 PM

Mini-diversion: Remember the space ship Superman's parents sent him to Earth in?

Think the 1978 movie.

Looks an awful lot like Rainbow Killer's toy, no? Except hers is smaller, of course.

Regardless, I wouldn't rule out the idea of her stealing a tiny alien baby. I really don't think she'd be above that sort of thing.

Posted by: ShinyKate at February 26, 2008 4:04 PM

But ShinyKate, what would she do with a tiny alien - you know, on second thought don't answer that question.

Posted by: twig at February 26, 2008 4:21 PM

What the hell happened to the round up with the Eli Roth link?

Posted by: Spork at February 26, 2008 4:37 PM

Thanks for the chuckles. Brittany Murphy is working on a first time writer/director's movie (Alex Merkin) and she's acting like a diva? Um. this ain't Sin City girlfriend. That was straight out of Spinal Tap.

Also, Adrian Grenier passed on this movie, despite being in the short version. (i.e. he pulled an Aquaman 2 in real life.) Now he's walking around town looking like the unibomber.

Something is amiss.

Posted by: Amanda47 at February 26, 2008 4:42 PM

TK took the words right out of my mouth, but I'll say it anyways. Cory Feldman sure is a wee little fella.

I don't mind Mike Huckabee at all when I hear some of his policy points, it's just that for every good one there's one that is equally, inversely scary. But he does have a good sense of humor. I also really like his role on The Colbert Report. Plus you got to give it to a guy who loses 100 pounds and starts running marathons.

Posted by: katy at February 26, 2008 4:58 PM

Come on now...is it so wrong to enjoy "Moment of Truth"? I thought last's night's episode was fuckin' awesome, and here's why: that dumb bitch thought she'd go on the show to air her dirty laundry while simultaneously making a buck off it, and the producers completely screwed her over so she walked away with nothing.
The result? Her husband has excellent evidence of what an evil whore his wife is for the divorce proceedings, and the exposure of his hot policeman self will probably get him lots of rebound booty.
Is it possible to O.D. on schadenfreude? Methinks not.

Posted by: Jess at February 26, 2008 5:04 PM

Pajibaed! (Pajibed?) Thanks, Stacey. Feedback is welcome.

Posted by: wrion at February 26, 2008 5:05 PM

Will the Katherine Heigl obsession on this site ever end? This is starting to get a little Single White Female...

Posted by: _ at February 26, 2008 5:07 PM

Do not look directly at the Huckabee. It will like turn your brain into right-to-life evangelical mush and you will return to consciousness as a republican.

Posted by: lawyerjenn at February 26, 2008 5:45 PM

Aw, I love the Dance of Joy. I think I might be the only American who still likes Keira Knightley.

Posted by: Daphne at February 26, 2008 5:53 PM

I have a solution for Skank Cancer (oops, sorry...Katherine Heigl), we'll lay-off her ass when she goes away.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 26, 2008 6:02 PM

OK, I just watched that Moment of Truth clip and.....cringeworthy is an understatement. That the hubby went to comfort her at the end after all that shit was very telling.

Posted by: Daphne at February 26, 2008 6:04 PM

oh, boy, i'm bored, watch out, litely!
1. huckabee/mccain humor: in 1968 we had richard m. nixon on "laugh-in", saying "sock it to me?". odd, hysterical and somehow endearing.
2. valeri bertinelli (sp?) was SO my first girl crush on "one day at a time". i think we were about the same age.
3. the "dance of joy" (or something extremely similar) is partially responsible for some of my bionics.
4. while i can only compare huckabee to lyndon larouche in my tortured little mind, that was some funny schtick on SNL. scared me a little.
5. i want that scary lamp. i want to use it as an appetizer fork when serving fondue. think of the gloryisness!

help me......

Posted by: bionic bunny at February 26, 2008 6:32 PM

gloriousness?

Posted by: bionic bunny at February 26, 2008 6:34 PM

I love how Alan Thicke is totally riding on his son's newfound fame. I saw him partying at Hyde for Buddasake!

Posted by: ciji at February 26, 2008 10:31 PM

Lord. River Phoenix used to say that same B.S. about the soul-stealing camera. God love 'em, but you're actors. Recognize the irony here, people.
Also, I'm sorry to admit we have a light fixture a lot like that in the bathroom. It's terrible.

Posted by: Lannie at February 26, 2008 10:39 PM

gloriousness=glory?

Posted by: Lannie at February 26, 2008 10:41 PM

Obviously Katherine Heigl's just bought herself a dildo tree, combining easy storage and attractive display. As for the Oprah clip, hello? Isn't it a little more embarrassing in this day and age to have NEVER kissed another woman? She needs to get on that right now.

Posted by: Kris at February 27, 2008 1:18 AM

I think Rainbow Killer is buying a futuristic star for her Christmas tree...in February. And it looks like she bought it for her plumber.
And in my opinion, Fatbucks is only good for sitting and having a nice half hour to myself where I can just read. It's also a good rendez-vous point for my friends and I.

Posted by: Kamakaze Feminist at February 27, 2008 6:26 AM

Deride me for saying this . . . but Huckabee should come on SNL a little more often. At least he can do his part with a straight face. I think that's what makes him so funny, actually.

Posted by: nutmeag at February 27, 2008 8:49 AM

Daphne - you may be right.

Posted by: Kolby at February 27, 2008 9:26 AM

How could you not watch that Moment of Truth clip? Not only is she exposed as an absolute liar, she knew the questions beforehand! S&M via TV without a safe word! And to top it all of, she answers every question truthfully and then poetic justice is served. One can delude others and delude the self for a while, but the truth will out.

As far as the Rainbow Assassin's purchase, it is a receptacle for her evil. She will fill all of the tubes with her, um, evil and then launch it into space to pollute the rest of the universe. In the future we will be invade by thousands of Heigl-Clones and we will be forced to live underground a la The Matrix and be forced to watch 27 Dresses 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: ScarletKnight at February 27, 2008 10:37 AM

Gloriosity.

Posted by: Jerce at February 27, 2008 11:26 AM

I actually work at a Starbucks/Fatbucks and was subjected to this very meeting.

It was the epitome of every movie you've seen where the higher ups try to convince the underlings they should love working in the corporate touchy-feely business.

Highlight: people were PISSED the door was locked. A group of us sat up front just to enjoy the free show.

Posted by: artificialsweet at February 27, 2008 11:40 AM

Um, excuse me philistines, but I believe Gloriofiscence is the correct term.

Posted by: TK at February 27, 2008 11:49 AM

Artificial sweet - do you have a video of people banging on the door? I live for that kind of shit.

Posted by: samantha t at February 27, 2008 12:36 PM

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