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February 25, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | February 25, 2009 |

Oh, thank you Jeebus! It looks like the Arrested Development movie is finally a go. I wonder whose fun job it was to waterboard the shit out of that prick Cera? (EOnline)

There’s now a mouthguard product to use while you’re giving a beej, so that you don’t “nick the dick.” So if having a huge schlong in your mouth doesn’t already make you gag, hopefully a giant piece of plastic and strawberry lube should do the trick. Thanks, Amanda! (gizmodo)

Speaking of gaggging, Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page have supposedly joined forces to make the most nauseating BFF combo ever. (WIMB)

Seriously, I have been saying this for months now, and I don’t even smoke pot. Marijuana can single-handedly save our economy. What’s the fucking hold up, already? (QuizLaw)

And on that note: Mini-dirve! What’s the most clever thing you’ve ever made a bong out of? (cityrag)

Betty White is a coke whore? You heard it here first! (I’m so sorry Ms. White!) (Celebslam)

So, the trailer is out for the fifth and possibly final (*crosses fingers*) season of “The Hills” is online. I still refuse to watch this show, because I know the second I start I’m going to be addicted and it’ll kill my brain cells even faster than boxed wine. Thanks, Audrey! (videogum)

Sure, Megan Fox is a vapid, shitty actress and a poor man’s Angelina Jolie; but we all knew she was still out of David Silver’s league. (Popoholic)

Kanye West is so awesome he’s only dating lesbians now. Because he can. True story. (Celebitchy)

Holy crap, holy crap!! Snuggie pub crawl! We need to organize one of these for Philly, STAT. Jules and Nicole, get on it, K? Thanks, Stipe42! (SnuggiePubCrawl)

Demetri Martin talks to the A.V. Club about his new Comedy Central series aptly titled, “Important Things With Demetri Martin.” (AV Club)

OMG! Make your own Choco Taco! I am totally not motivated enough to do this, but I just like the idea that if I want to, I can. (Serious Eats)

Here’s a list of 23 Ways to Be Cool. It’s true, I was just hanging out in Williamsburg this weekend and ev-erybody is cool there. (HolyTaco)

Awesome! Sean Penn totally burned Madonna! I’d offer him a job on my gossip blog if, you know, he didn’t already have a job. (EvilBeet)

Finally, if you were wondering what’s gayer than “Star Trek,” the answer is “nothing”:

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