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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | February 23, 2009 |


For some reason, everybody wore wedding dresses to the Oscars last night. I don’t know why, but I’m guessing it’s because Oscar fashion wouldn’t be totally effing boring unless everybody wore the same thing every year. Well done! (WIMB)

Although, Natalie Portman’s dress was my favorite of the Oscars. No joke. And it’s not just because half my wardrobe is made up of pink. (popoholic)

Ben Stiller’s Joaquin impersonation: Funny “ha ha” or funny “Ben Stiller still sucks and I want to punch him in the face?” (Yeeeah!)

Jack Nicholson was noticeably absent at this year’s Academy Awards. I’m pretty sure the reason is because there was only room for one crazy, washed-up actor and this year was Mickey Rourke’s time to shine. (Agent Bedhead)

Speaking of which, did anyone catch his acceptance speeach at the Independent Spirit Awards? It was amazing. And, I got a bit choked up when he mentioned his dog. R.I.P., Loki. (DListed)

The United States may be in some serious trouble with this recession and all, but thank goodness at least we don’t have magic goats to deal with. (QuizLaw)

“Biggest Real Life Drug Addict (Past or Current) in a Major Motion Picture” and other Academy Award categories we’d like to see. (Screen Junkies)

Fiber Frosted Chocolate Fudge Pop-Tarts? Wait, does that mean the Pop-Tarts are literally frosted with fiber? Yikes. (TIB)

Barbara Walters did an Oscar special this weekend. And, Hugh Jackman gave her a lap dance. Urp, vomit. (Evil Beet)

I’m sure none of you really care about this (I know I don’t) but the anorexic chick who was the other half of “The Simple Life” is pregnant again. (Celebslam)

Here’s another round of Truthful Celebrity Biography titles. (HolyTaco)

Gummy Bears cake! Gummy Bears cake! The show from the 80’s, not just the delicious candy oh my God oh my God! (Cake Wrecks)

Naive’s Guide takes on… “The Chronic!” (Naive’sGuideToEverything)

Whether or not you like this “Office” fan video, one thing you have to admit is that it’s pretty damn inspired:

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