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Little Frances Bean Cobain is all growns up. And then some! (WIMB)

Somebody mooned some CNN cameras in Belgrade, but Chez Pazienza knows nothing about it. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

What a surprise, Amy Winehouse is every bit as filthy as you’d imagine her to be. (Yeeeah!)

I’m just so glad we didn’t make this list of KSK’s “Websites We’d Like To See Experience Permanent Tech Support Problems” — other than that I mostly agree with all of their picks. (KSK)

“Police get a grip on serial masturbator.” (QuizLaw)

You know what Pajiba Love has always been missing? Recipes! Especially ones for appetizers to bring to Scrabble Sex Orgies. What? (HatingThePlayer)

“Mom and Dad, they be gettin’ on my nerves!” So anyway, everyone give Aaron Carter a big ol’ heartfelt welcome to jail. (Celebslam)

Aside from being stuck with Psycho Dad and Automatrommy as parents, Suri Cruise isn’t even allowed to have junk food. Poor little incarnation of L. Ron Hubbard! (cityrag)

Have you ever been in the mood for a dill pickle but wanted something just a little bit more extreme and fattening at the same time? Perfect! (The Impulsive Buy)

The other half of Panettimigliapedophilia does GQ. (CrazyDaysandNights)

After the jump, I never knew golf could be so sexy! And on an related note: so that’s where you’re supposed to wear American Apparel gold lamé bodysuits.

Pajiba Love | February 22, 2008 | Comments (19)


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Comments

Good gracious, I got linked!

My cheeks are burning with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Kolby at February 22, 2008 3:45 PM

Aww, Frances Bean looks pretty. She's growing up to be a decent looking young lady.

Aaron Carter on the other hand...well, I'm not surprised. That whole family is crazy.

Posted by: Brie at February 22, 2008 3:46 PM

Yay Kolby! Delicious recipes and an orgy recognition :)

Posted by: Julie at February 22, 2008 3:53 PM

So, I just want to say Randy Constan is a friend of mine and I think it's hilarious that his site is on that list of sites that should experience tech difficulties. That thing is so old! Does he even still get net cred? I just know he still goes out every weekend (and Monday, and Thursday) in his Peter Pan outfits and he's a relatively delightful person to talk to. Also, incredibly fun to watch dancing.

Posted by: CherryPie at February 22, 2008 4:28 PM

My Grandma made that sausage dip dealie on Kolby's site and my family was practically mainlining it they loved it so much. Fattening and sausagey...mmmmm. That's the stuff.

Frances Bean looks beautiful in those pictures. She really seems to have gotten the best of both parents. The parts that maybe Courtney hasn't used yet.

Posted by: Dangle McGee at February 22, 2008 5:15 PM

I don't know that that Spicy Sausage Dip would be appropriately sexy for a Scrabble Sex Orgy. (Also, its name doesn't involve any high-value letters unless you add four Ms and a silent Q.) Then again, the grease might be put to good use elsewhere.

Baguettes, on the other hand, are phallic enough for inclusion in any sort of orgy.

Posted by: jeem at February 22, 2008 5:28 PM

I've never seen HEROES, but I was totally over that horrible guy once SO MANY accounts of his abuse of ex-girlfriend Alexis Bledel surfaced. I haven't watched (apparently there's video on some websites, why would I watch that?) but you've got to wonder about a person who shoves a woman to the ground and calls her a c***, and follows that up by dating a teenager. Control freak? Ugh, I hope Bledel gets her revenge, and this kid who thinks she's hipper, more in-your-face Lolita gets a clue.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at February 22, 2008 5:56 PM

Kolby:
Oh My God. "Sausage Dip" and "Sweet and Satisfying Spread". I think a guy I used to work with had both those movies and used to watch them in his office with the door closed at lunch time.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 22, 2008 6:00 PM

Paddy:

Hee hee!

Posted by: Kolby at February 22, 2008 6:03 PM

I can whip up a batch of fish tacos. Oooh, make that "Snatches of the Sea"

Posted by: CherryPie at February 22, 2008 6:31 PM

The Serbs weren't mooning the cameras, they were asking Anderson Cooper out on a date.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at February 22, 2008 7:19 PM

Dude, Canada has had dill pickle chips forever - they're a staple, good old Old Dutch dill pickle flavour (albeit, they're not extreme) I *think* that it's a common known fact that we have and love ketchup chips too, no?

Mmm... ketchup chips...

Posted by: urban_lenny at February 22, 2008 8:11 PM

Say, Kolby - approx. how much of that Sausage Dip can I eat before my heart stops? Keep in mind I'm over thirty, do mild to moderate exercise 3 times a month, stay away from vegetables and drink at least twice the weight of a newborn every four days. I've been known to double-knuckle smokes, and I start each day with two Tabasco Slim Jims slathered in gas-station nacho cheese. I don't need no life-clock - just a brief idear of when I'll expire...

Should my heart actually stop, any 'jibans come chock fulla start-tha-heart again remedies?

Oh yeah, forgot to mention - I wear asbestos sweaters to work at the Mercury-Plant 'cause it be cold in dere...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at February 22, 2008 11:23 PM

We need to start a collection of good orgy recipes; I'm pretty sure I have an embarrassing plenty myself.

BTW, my vote for the site that should experience total tech support meltdown? Ebaumsworld. And before that, every single one of their users should be infected with a computer-to-human virus known as the ScreaminDillPickle worm.

Posted by: Kris at February 23, 2008 12:46 AM

One of the commenters on KSK made a suggestion for Pajiba to be on the list of websites that should under permanent tech difficulties, mostly because of the commenters! Haw!

Posted by: I Laugh At You at February 23, 2008 11:07 AM

We need to start a collection of good orgy recipes

Clearly you've never hosted an orgy.

The only food you need is lots of Ranch dressing.

You will, however, need plenty of liquids--Gatorade is best--and any and all drugs available, including stuff like Tylenol™ and Pepto-Bismol™.

And towels. Every towel you own. Plus, you should try to get all your guests to bring every towel they own.

One thing you can never have too many of at an orgy is clean towels.

That may sound like a joke, but trust me.

Posted by: Jerce at February 23, 2008 2:56 PM

That is one hell of an instructional golf video

Posted by: Brian at February 24, 2008 8:47 PM

Ha! The commenter on KSK who suggested Pajiba said that if she'd ever met any of us in real life she'd beat us up and take our lunch money.

So apparently she's a fan of really old schoolyard insults. Poor kid.

Posted by: Kolby at February 25, 2008 7:54 AM

Another company came out with dill pickle flavored potato chips a few years back. I think it was Lays. They were actually quite good, if you are a fan of salt and vinegar chips, which I am. But, since they weren't "extreme," that may explain why they were tasty whereas these Pringle ones sound scary.

As for the scrabble sex orgy. I have a heart-stopping item I can bring. It involves sauteing some sliced almonds in butter until they get nice and toasty. Pour on top of a mini-wheel or wedge of brie and microwave for a minute, until the cheese is all melty. (What? Almost everything can be improved with the addition of butter!) Serve with a baguette and eat until you think you might explode.

Posted by: tamatha at February 25, 2008 1:28 PM