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Kirstie Alley is starting her own weight loss plan. Because clearly, Jenny Craig wasn’t exactly working out for her anyway. (WIMB)

Man, this is brilliant! Why did I never think of this back in my waitressin’ days? (QuizLaw)

Ohhhhkay. Another Scientology critic bites the dust. That Andrew Morton dude better watch his fucking back, is all I can say. (DListed)

Jessica Alba demonstrates incredible range in err, photo shoots that portray more talented actresses. (Agent Bedhead)

No shit, Ninja Gaiden was fracking hard! We downloaded that on the Wii and four people playing it at my house this weekend couldn’t even get past the first dang enemy! (Cracked)

Paul McCartney is said to be planning to dedicate his lifetime achievement award to his deceased wife Linda — a.k.a., the only one who counted. (Celebitchy)

Guess what everybody? Harry Potter and Hermione might be dating, for reals! Aaaand, let the fan fic fly! (Yeeeah!)

I think the most surprising thing about this “Judge Judy” clip is that “Judge Judy” is still on the air. Really?? (Jezebel)

Here’s a little something that’ll melt the coldest of hearts: a baby singing “Hey Jude,” after the jump. (H/T, Evil Beet!)

Pajiba Love | February 20, 2008 | Comments (15)

(H/T Ms. Beet)


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Comments

Even better on Cracked, "20 Tacky Religious Products Guaranteed to Anger God." Me and my coworkers were crying over the Pope Cake.

Posted by: Julie at February 20, 2008 4:38 PM

I take it Miss Alley's dietary program includes a complete line of bacon based entrées, for those on a budget, while simultaneously offering a high end Kirstie's "Selects" where organic lard is used to complement flavor.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 20, 2008 5:08 PM

that baby singing 'hey jude' IS the best thing i've seen all day!!
awesome!

Posted by: maxpurr9 at February 20, 2008 5:27 PM

Gotta love the fact that Harry Potter is wearing stage makeup not to mention more of it than Hermione. Here's a clue pouffy, ease off on the rouge and the eye shadow even if you're going to a staged publicity photo op.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at February 20, 2008 5:47 PM

I, for one, welcome our new Scientology overlords...

(please kill me last.)

Posted by: Oh Henry at February 20, 2008 6:27 PM

my ovaries hurt just looking at that clip. He is so freakin cute.

~*remember to ret rer into your heart...*~

Posted by: Daisy at February 20, 2008 6:42 PM

And he's hitting a lot of the notes too, not just skimming on the surface of the melody. I don't think my singing was quite that nuanced at 4.

Tom Waits told David Letterman that his father in law wanted him to invest in Testamints which thus inspired his "Chocolate Jesus". But I do like the Pope cake. Great little box!

Posted by: Jay at February 20, 2008 8:24 PM

Oh Jay, you make my heart tingle like that little singing boy. As soon as I saw Testamints I was like "CHOCOLATE JESUS! TOM WAITS!" Yeah. My roommate thinks I'm insane.

Posted by: Dr. Awkward at February 21, 2008 3:52 AM

That kid has just made my day. Adorable. And he hits the notes as well...excellent.

RIP Shawn Lonsdale.

Posted by: CarpeJugulum at February 21, 2008 6:22 AM

That singing baby caused me to spontaneously ovulate.

Posted by: Thornsoaper at February 21, 2008 6:24 AM

Hee, I love how he breaks it down at the end, "berrer, berrer, berrer, BERRERRRR!!"

I was waiting for him to smash the guitar.

Posted by: isabelle at February 21, 2008 11:16 AM

That kid was singing in engrish which is not even his first language! Do you think any of my dumbshit kids could have sung in Japanese at age 4? No. Well, maybe if the Beatles had been Japanese.

Posted by: wsapnin at February 21, 2008 11:16 AM

I just played that video on full volume for my office. No one asked me to do it, but I'm convinced their lives are better for it.

Posted by: Kolby at February 21, 2008 11:50 AM

isn't it a girl? also: awesome.

Posted by: eliza at February 21, 2008 12:34 PM

that baby is amazing

genuinally truly completely and utterly amazin

i just watched him through the veil of an encroaching migraine and he's cheered me up so much i can pretend im not about to endure two days of light sensitivity and drilling pain.

Heeeey Juuuuuuuuuude....aaaw babies are beautiful, gotta love em

Posted by: nadine at February 21, 2008 1:20 PM