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February 19, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | February 19, 2009 |

Bwuh? Seth Rogen is going to appear on the March cover of Playboy. I hope he’s been working out lately. (Page Six)

Katy Perry blew chunks at the Brit Awards wearing an outfit made entirely of Hello Kitty. Coincidence? (WIMB)

And if that wasn’t enough Hello Kitty to make you hurl, this Hello Kitty rice seasoning mix might just do the trick. (TIB)

Holy shit, the NY Post printed pretty much the most racist cartoon ever. (QuizLaw)

Aww, sadness. “The Office’s” Angela Kinsey, who just gave birth recently, has separated from her writer husband. (Evil Beet)

Here are 50 film noir detective names. I love this, and not just because my boyfriend’s name is totally number two on the list. (KSK)

Charlie Sheen’s most recent marriage is predictably not going swimmingly. Namely, she’s in the hospital with early contractions and he’s in Vegas with legalized prostitution. (Celebslam)

In keeping with this Sunday’s upcoming Academy Awards, here is an Oscar Award Speech Generator. It’s fun if you plug in cuss words! (atom)

YES! M.C. Hammer is finally getting his own reality show. I bet you’ll never guess what it’s called. Huh? C’mon, guess! OK, pssst — it’s called “Hammertime.” (Celebitchy)

You too, can “sport the mystical blue wang of Dr. Manhattan” with these new Watchmen condoms. (Agent Bedhead)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is still desperate to prove she’s not a lard-ass so she did push-ups on Leno. Well not on him, you know what I mean. Anyway, in her excitement, she totally forgot she was wearing a low-cut shirt. Klassy! (Popoholic)

Here’s some tips to get your recession drunkening on. I recommend? Box wine, naturally. And here you all laughed and laughed at me. (SeriousEats)

This recession carnivore’in, on the other hand… Yeeesch. I would sooner give up meat entirely before I eat raccoon. (mental floss)

What is the Nazis were really dinosaurs? Well, now we know. Thanks to Mrs. Smith!

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