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Sympathy For Mickey Rourke: A One-Time Engagement

Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek

Pajiba Love | February 18, 2009 | Comments (21)

Awwww… Mickey Rourke may be one crazy old bastard, but we still feel bad for him when his dog dies. (WIMB)

Holy crap! Maybe this is the same thing that happened to Kelly Kapoor. (QuizLaw)

It is always the best thing ever whenever anyone accidentally says a dirty word on a cable news network. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Rihanna thinks Chris Brown should take his stupid apology and shove it up his stupid ass. I paraphrase, naturally. (The Blemish)

Nikki Six of Motley Crue got a water bottle thrown at him onstage, (Note: he threw it first) and naturally he handled himself with grace and aplomb. Just kidding! He went off on a sexist and expletive-filled rant and spit on his crowd. (Dlisted)

I am pretty sure Kanye West is actually dating a mannequin. Which is still better than a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself, so… Good for him! (Yeeeah!)

Here is another shining example of why God and Al Gore created the internet. Thanks to Lauren! (DinosaursFuckingRobots)

How would Scrooge McDuck and Cosmo G. Spacely handle the ups and downs (but more downs) of the recession? (mental floss)

OMG! Someone actually made a cake out of a fabled Earring Magic Ken Doll. That is so effing awesome. (CakeWrecks)

Anyone else feeling kind of down today? Well, here’s something that always cheers me up when I’m sad: Runway Models eating it. (Jezebel)

I haven’t posted one of these in awhile… But hey! It’s Harriet Carter Wednesday! (I’mBringingBloggingBack)

My dog pulls this same shit with her water dish. It’s not uncommon for her to turn the kitchen floor into Lake Michigan. (CuteOverload)

This is the perfect website for a tragically unhip white girl like me. (UnderstandingRap)

I don’t know what you guys are going to think of this clip. It combines Twilight and Katy Perry together to make something supposedly less sucky. But the guy who plays Edward is one of our readers, Elizabeth’s, brother. So, enjoy:

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Comments

I am really amused by the Love Hina ads on this post. Love Hina is one of my favorite nostalgic anime series. Fanservice-tastic!

Posted by: Snath at February 18, 2009 1:09 PM

I'm genuinely sad about Mickey Rourke's dog. I used to have a heart of tar. What the hell happened to me?

Mmm, cake.

Posted by: Nicole at February 18, 2009 1:11 PM

#4 Nikkin Six, #4 him in his stupid #4ing ass. How #4ing awesome do you have to be to be the least talented member of Motley Crue? #4er.

Posted by: admin at February 18, 2009 1:40 PM

That Earring Magic Ken cake is the gayest gay that ever gayed. May I please have it for my birthday?

Mickey Rourke = :(
It super sucks to lose a pet. They really become members of your family. And he obviously loves his.

I'm not sure if Kanye West's gf = yikes! or awesome! I'm assuming that he can only date someone who is as much of an asshat as he is, because who else would put up with him? and therefore must be yikes. But still, it takes a special kind of girl to wear a bald head and shiny spandex (which, by the way, did anybody watch Idol last night? Jackie. Dude. It's a bad move on a family show to make every contour of your vagina visible to the world. Nobody needs to see that. Also, NPH was in the crowd, hanging with Ted Danson? Really?).

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at February 18, 2009 1:41 PM

I think I could date a girl who shaved her head. In fact, I think it'd make me feel cooler by association. It's a bold statement. We'd be very happy together. (I'm still quite ill and this cough syrup is prescription.)

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 18, 2009 1:44 PM

Wow. If you look close enough, you can actually see Kanye's girlfriend's inflation nozzle.....

Posted by: Odnon at February 18, 2009 1:47 PM

That video was awesome. Thank you for that.

Posted by: jamiepants at February 18, 2009 1:48 PM

The CNN video of the newscaster stating that Northwest Airlines is now serving penis, is the funniest thing I've seen all day. My brother used to work for Northwest. I'll have to send it to him. Thanks.

Posted by: BWeaves at February 18, 2009 2:04 PM

So my brother and I spent a half hour screaming at each other on the phone because the twilight video got posted.

A thousand thanks Stacey.

You all may love it or hate it, but we infinitely proud to have this featured on Pajiba.

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 18, 2009 2:46 PM

That dinosaurs fucking robots thing was the most fucked up thing I've seen on the internet in a long time...excluding nugget porn.

Posted by: Austin at February 18, 2009 2:54 PM

I feel like Phoebe in the episode where she sees the ending of Old Yeller for the first time- "What the hell kind of doggie snuff film is this?!"

Sad. 18 years is a good run though. Most dogs are tied to wheelie walkers at that age. No wonder he carried it everywhere.

Posted by: amanda47 at February 18, 2009 3:00 PM

This elevates my general apathy towards Mickey Rourke into the "awwww, he's okay" range.

Posted by: Snath at February 18, 2009 3:07 PM

Okay, I have to rescind some love. Weird pop-ups are back.

Posted by: Jay at February 18, 2009 3:25 PM

plug ears, close eyes, then chant:

dogs live forever
dogs live forever
dogs live forever
dogs live forever
dogs live forever
dogs live forever


phew.

i think i'm ok now.

Posted by: celery at February 18, 2009 4:34 PM

I'm sorry, doesn't combining Katy Perry and Twilight into roughly the same sphere of existence cause an end to all that is good in the world? WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME? WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT TWILIGHT? When, WHEN will it go away?

Posted by: dsbs at February 18, 2009 4:51 PM

Every so often, I will read the comments on the sites PL links to. I am always relieved to come back to Pajiba's posters, who can spell and use proper grammer, and express complex thoughts. I read the comments on The Blemish link, and cringed, both at the ideas expressed, and at the way they were expressed.

And I am pissed off at the anchordoughe who was laughing at the falling models. I guess he really cracks up at car crash clips.

Posted by: rlr260 at February 18, 2009 5:15 PM

**anchordouche** and **grammar**It's hard to do a spelling and grammar rant when I can't spell myself.

Posted by: rlr260 at February 18, 2009 5:57 PM

Mickey Rourke may be a fine actor, but he's fucked up. There's nothing wrong with loving your pet, but I think carrying it everywhere is beyond odd. When Paris Hilton does it, we call her a dipshit. I don't see how it's cooler when Mickey does it. Also, chihuahuas are ugly. And Mickey always looks greasy.

Also, those doll cakes are fucking creepy. So, so creepy.

Posted by: Slash at February 19, 2009 12:46 AM

#4 Nikkin Six, #4 him in his stupid #4ing ass. How #4ing awesome do you have to be to be the least talented member of Motley Crue? #4er.

Posted by: admin at February 18, 2009 1:40 PM
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I cannot tell you how happy this makes me.

But I'll try: So happy I think I'll #5.

Posted by: bucdaddy at February 19, 2009 1:46 AM

I wonder if Mickey Rourke will play "Atomic Dog" at his dog's funeral?

Posted by: Pookie at February 19, 2009 5:06 AM

He was said to be found by hia fans on a celebrity and millionaire da_ting site named " -Richromances.com-".. Is it really her?

Posted by: lawrence at February 19, 2009 11:23 PM