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February 13, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | February 13, 2009 |

Did I link the picture of Octomom’s pregnancy belly yet? I link something about stupid Octomom every damn day, but I don’t think I linked this yet. Sort of off-topic, my sister just had a baby and last night we were talking about “vaginal tearing” and she said she heard about some girl who’s vagina ripped “like a peace sign.” Holy fucking shit I am never having children. (The Blemish)

And in other completely effed-up baby news, did you guys hear about the 13-year-old boy in Britain who is a new daddy? Jesus wept. (DListed)

Jessica Simpson told a live audience that sometimes her pants split onstage, and I don’t know if she’s brilliant or retarded for admitting that. (WIMB)

Ew, ew, ew, ew. I never got the whole sexual appeal of “twins” thing. It’s incest, and it’s disgusting. And if you didn’t think so before, you definitely will now. (QuizLaw)

OH EM GEE! Rudy from “The Cosby Show” is all growns up! And she’s a total knockout! Suck on that, annoying-ass Raven Symone. (Evil Beet)

I know some of you aren’t crazy about this site, but if Drunken Stepfather has even one redeeming quality, it would have to be hating PETA. And not just because their naked models are “fat.” Also? Quit yer bitching because there’s plenty of other links to click. Site NSFW! (DrunkenStepfather)

I’m no psychic, but I predict that Shenae(nae) Grimes is going to be my most hated celebritard of 2009. (Yeeeah!)

I’m not a big vodka drinker but I think I want to start so I can make these Skittle flavors. Best idea ever. (SeriousEats)

Here’s another fantasy football-sex advice mailbag. (KSK)

The Pyramid Collection looks like the most hilarious catalog ever. “For The Steampunk Renaissance Faerie Pirate Wench New Age Witch Harlot In You.” (Jezebel)

Hee! My favorite one is the “check yes or no” cookie cake. (CakeWrecks)

This video appears on the LOL cat site but where it should really appear is on fail blog for extreme CAT FAIL. (ICanHazCheezburger)

Billy Mays went on Adam Corolla’s radio show and discussed his feelings about the creator of Shamwow. Namely, he’ll cut a bitch:

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