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ScarJo is in Justin’s new video. And it’s written by Nick Cassavetes. And it’s obscenely horrid. All nine minutes of it. (Popoholic)

Nazareth Alert: Now you’re messing. Now you’re messing with a son of a bitch. (QuizLaw)

The greatest invention since ass-flavored mints: Bilk, a delicious concoction of beer and milk. (Agent Bedhead)

And speaking of alcohol, I’d have a lot of fond memories of beer-pong if I could actually remember them. Now you can relive those hazy moments of sobriety before upchucking a six-pack of Bud Light. (The Impulsive Buy)

I don’t want to spoil the joke here, so just click on the link. And then once you’ve had your laugh, watch the actual video. I don’t know what it’s from, but, inexplicably, it’s kind of moving. (Junkiness)

The old home state continues to proudly fight the good fight against equal rights for women. God bless those narrow minds. (Feministing)

Ummm … ?! (The Blemish)

Holy Schnikeys! March Madness kicks off early. (College Humor)

Pajiba Love | February 13, 2007 | Comments (9)


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Ummm, I think Justin's got some issues with women that he needs to work out. A music video showing his blonde girlfriend cheating on him, only to subsequently crash her car and DIE, all while the refrain profess that "what goes around comes around". That is not evidence of a kosher mind right there, folks.

Man, I need a Bilk right now.

Posted by: Vermillion at February 13, 2007 6:44 PM

So, the Police Reunion, huh? Thanks for that. One of the most depressing things I've seen in a while.

I, too, need some Bilk to cheer me up.

Posted by: NanBullen at February 13, 2007 7:23 PM

I like that JT video because it seems to unintentionally acknowledge:

1) that JT's pick-up lines are lame, and only work because he's Justin fucking Timberlake, and that it only takes a woman like Scarlett Johansonn to show herself thoroughly unimpressed by them.

2) that JT's a kinky thing.

3) that JT has deep-seated issues (as described by Vermillion). Really deep-seated issues. Like still-thinking-about-Britney-Spears-five-years-after-the-fact deep-seated issues.

Posted by: MJ at February 14, 2007 6:30 AM

Why yes, Vermillion--the crashed car is a metaphor for Britney's car-wreck of a career these days. I'm sure he feels right smug.

Posted by: ranylt at February 14, 2007 8:36 AM

Bilk, It does the body good.

Bilk, Where's your mustache?

Posted by: Brian at February 14, 2007 9:43 AM

It is the Young At Heart Chorus! If you ever get the chance, you should really check them out. They rock!

Posted by: qtp2t at February 14, 2007 10:37 AM

This may or may not be true, but I heard the song was based on one of his friend's experiences. Said friend supposedly dated and was engaged to Elisha Cuthbert, another little talent blondie with not much going for her other than her body. Methinks Scarlett was perfectly cast - assuming the rumors are true.

Posted by: Daphne at February 14, 2007 2:17 PM

Wait, Daphne, Justin is friends with a cougar?

*rimshot*

Posted by: Vermillion at February 14, 2007 7:42 PM

Touché, Vermillion, you witty devil.

Posted by: Daphne at February 15, 2007 10:33 PM