What do you guys think? Faking it or not? Doesn’t make much difference because either way, he’s a dickhead or crazy dickhead. take your pick. (WIMB)
Hole. Lee. Shit. This is the worst thing PETA has ever done. (QuizLaw)
Nathaniel from The Film Experience interviews Pajiba-darling Amy Adams. Woot! (FilmExperience)
In sarcastic “Oh, That’ll Last” news, Mandy Moore is engaged to Ryan Adams. Congratulations to the couple! (Evil Beet)
Whether it’s because of Brangelina or the Duggars, how much blame should the media take for Octomom? (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Somebody actually made and is selling Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt lipstick sculptures. But, the proceeds are going to breast cancer so I guess it’s OK. (Yeeeah!)
This might be David Beckham’s sexiest photoshoot yet. Ladies, hang onto your undergarments because they might literally explode off of your body. (Agent Bedhead)
Or if that don’t do it for you, Simon Cowell is also a panty eradicator. (Celebslam)
Here are eight TV ads that hate women. Personally I go fucking murderous when that goddamn Yoplait commercial comes on. I will literally mute the TV and then throw things at it. (Cracked)
Kenny Chesney is bragging that he’s slept with over 100 women. Shame Renee Zellweger probably wasn’t one of them. (Celebitchy)
As an early Valentine’s Day gift, here is Winston the cat making sexy time with a banana. Do enjoy! (FourFour)
OHMYGOD. Ahem, no really, this scared the shit out of me. *Shudder* (Holy Taco)
OK, I was as Christian Bale’d out as anyone… But a James Lipton reenactment? Hell yes:
Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.
This kind of stuff kills me about PETA. PETA does a ton of good. They really do. They have forced through a number of significant laws and regulations for the humane treatment of animals. There's just this radical section of the group that is by far the most vocal and active and they always push things too far.
This kind of nonsense is what makes it so easy for people to just dismiss a lot of the good PETA does. They end up doing more harm for their cause than good and make it all the easier to ignore any truth that's buried within their ridiculous message. It's sad.
Fucktards.
Posted by: Forbiddendonut at February 12, 2009 1:20 PM
Um... Mandy Moore can sing. Actually sing without a vocoder. I was kind of surprised. Also, she's not the Jonas Brothers and neither is her husband.
So best of luck to both of them.
Posted by: twig at February 12, 2009 1:23 PM
Good lord, that Beckham link was scarring. Who would've ever thought I'd need to use a video of James Lipton as brain bleach for a David Beckham photo?
Re: the Media and Octomom. The Media's job is to report on the news. They have taken it to a whole other tabloid-like, car-wreck rubbernecking level. When they reach the point where the excessive coverage is not providing something constructive but rather fueling the public's collective witch burning sentiment (if not creating it) it's too much and it can no longer be considered news.
Posted by: courtney at February 12, 2009 1:32 PM
Stacey, dude, that ain't right. You have no idea how excited I got for that Beckham photo.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at February 12, 2009 1:33 PM
A hundred women? What do you want, a cookie?
Wilt Chamberlain's list of women whose names started with "Q" whom he nailed during the full moon in North Dakota whilst wearing a fruit basket on his head still is three times longer than this.
You're a moderately successful singer you douchebag. What this means, is that every time you walk off the stage you could sleep with a different woman. If your number just hit three digits and it's been more than a year, you really aren't trying very hard, and you certainly don't have anything to brag about.
I mean fuck, talk about low standards.
This is like a professional athlete bragging that he totally jogs for a mile like sometimes up to three times per week. Seriously good on you, that's better than most people, but given what you do for a living that's certainly nothing to brag about.
A real rock star could break this mark on one summer tour even if he had one ball cut off and his wife was on the tour bus.
Posted by: stipe42 at February 12, 2009 1:34 PM
The Cracked thing, on the other hand? Awesome.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at February 12, 2009 1:38 PM
Octo-mom now has her own website. And guess what? You can donate in order to keep her delusional fantasy world from crumbling.
Just remember, if you donate, your not helping her get better. You are merely exacerbating the problem.
Posted by: admin at February 12, 2009 1:48 PM
"Awesome, Cracked. You wrote an article that simultaneously brought out the egregious sexism AND the transparent overcompensation of your anonymous site members. Be honest: this was just a social experiment on retards, wasn't it?"
Brilliant.
Is there a TV commercial for the right hand ring, or is that just print ads?
AvB I certainly hope you don't go driving alone at night. Your delicate sensibilities and fear of the unknown may require my rescuing of you, and I'm really busy this week.
Posted by: admin at February 12, 2009 1:51 PM
Don't you worry, admin, I'm staying right where I belong: safe in my kitchen, cleaning up after my man.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at February 12, 2009 1:53 PM
That was cruel and unusual teasing Stacey! I was practically salivating when I clicked on the Beckham link. Ptooey.
Posted by: Cindy at February 12, 2009 2:10 PM
As for Joaquin Phoenix, whether or not he is faking doesn't change the fact that he comes off like a major asshole. I thought he had a moment at the end with Dave; maybe he was just smart enough to apologize.
Posted by: Cindy at February 12, 2009 2:23 PM
Dammit, Stacey! I can hardly open any of the links here at work, so I get all excited about another Becks-with-a-cuke-or-tube-socks-in-his-pants-photo-spread....and what do I get? WHAT DO I GET???? BOOGIES!!! That's right! A snot-soaking! DAMN!!!!
Posted by: dammitjanet at February 12, 2009 2:43 PM
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny...
Trannies DO NOT COUNT!
Now go back to playing goalpost for Peyton.
Posted by: Drake at February 12, 2009 2:56 PM
I love you Nosek, but if you trick me like that again, I'll be forced to do something drastic. Like find your address and give it to Pookie or something. Hell, I don't know...if you're willing to post that link, what in the world scares you?
Posted by: Smokin at February 12, 2009 2:58 PM
I thought everybody had learned to read the url's down in your status bar. Fortunately I'm straight and I'd already seen the picture elsewhere.
For all you ShamWow lovers out there, and I know that's a significant portion of the Pajiba world, check out DEATHMATCH: Billy Mays vs. Vince ShamWow over at Dlisted. It seems that Billy Mays isn't too fond of Vince and went on a nice little rant about it on the Adam Corolla show. http://www.dlisted.com/node/30680
Posted by: Sharopa at February 12, 2009 3:12 PM
grumble/ I totally sent that PETA story to Pajiba on like Monday, but do I get a mention in Pajiba Love? Noooooooo... /grumble
Posted by: Blonde Savant at February 12, 2009 3:25 PM
Don't be such a baby, Savant. You got the hat tip from Quizlaw, didn't you? It's the same damn group of writers.
Posted by: I Love Beets at February 12, 2009 3:44 PM
Jesus Christ, I didn't think I could hate PETA more after watching the Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode on them, but this tops the list. This is an organization that gives money to arsonists like Rodney Coronado, protests all medical research on animals, and says they neither condemn or condone terrorism, but understand it, and this tops their shame list.
Seriously, what keeps them from being classified as a terrorist organization? They're the most regressive, terrible group in the country. God I hate them!
Posted by: George at February 12, 2009 3:48 PM
Sorry Savant... I totally didn't get your email. If it went into my spam folder accidentally, it probably got deleted with the other 100 or so I get a day.
The James Lipton video is the final word in late-night comedy sketches. There is nothing funnier possible, and there is no way to exceed the quality.
It also proves what a complete douchestain Lipton is. I mean obviously: if he can manage this much tone and virve in a 1-minute spot acting like Christian Bale showing his ass on set, Lipton must mean to act like an effete asswipe on Inside the Actors' Studio. It makes me think less of him that somehow he believes that persona is appealing in some way.
Posted by: hater from siloam springs at February 12, 2009 4:01 PM
Thankfully QuizLaw gave you your full due..."(Hat Tip: Blonde Savant)"
Posted by: anikitty at February 12, 2009 4:17 PM
Joaquin Phoenix Is Bleeping Insane. In other news: water is wet.
Posted by: spazmodeas at February 12, 2009 4:29 PM
[actually checks the Quizlaw link]
Er...well. Yes. Ahem.
As you were.
Posted by: Blonde Savant at February 12, 2009 4:33 PM
PETA: Protecting Earth's Tastiest Animals
The way some immediately look down on celebrities for associating with Scientology, I look down on anyone that does PR for these fucktards. They may do some good but their militant view that animals are somehow as important if not more important than humans is absolutely loony. They really should be classified as a terrorist organization.
Remember "28 Days Later"? We don't want that to happen again do we? Everything was fine until the militant animal rights group broke in and let the rage infected monkeys out of their cages. I think there's a lesson there: Eradicate PETA before they unleash the next sorta-zombie plague.
Posted by: TylerDFC at February 12, 2009 4:34 PM
Joaquin has to be faking, right? I mean as soon as I heard about that documentary Casey Affleck (the talented one) is doing on him, it has a smack of satire to it, no? Either that or he likes to look at other men's linuses.
Oh god. That Beckham pic needs a NSFD (dinner) warning. Blech!!
Posted by: Melissa at February 12, 2009 5:01 PM
Why no love for Adams?
Because I think he's an overhyped full-of-himself asshole, and the hipster adulation was ceaseless. Plus he seems to want to hang out with Sylvia Plath, so he's also an idiot.
Joaquim Pheonix is bat-shit crazy and Dave gets pissed off at the, oh - 8 minute mark. Excellent.
Hey, Beckham blew a snot ring. Is there nothing he can't do?
Octo-Mom, I can't even go there, I weep for those children.
The dead snake video made me jump and make a very strange strangley-gasping noise - co-workers asked if I was okay - hahaha!
And WTF - Hulu doesn't stream outside of the USA - I love James Lipton and want to see his faux-freak out. Must search internets...
Posted by: Popsi_zen at February 12, 2009 7:16 PM
I fucking hate that fucking big dead snake. That was NOT funny, especially for someone who just had 4 glasses of cheap boxed wine!!!!!
Posted by: Austin at February 12, 2009 10:22 PM
I'll take Kenny Chesney at his word about the 100+ women he's "slept with." Notice he never said anything about sex. Notice also the waxed arms and cute little silver bracelet in the pic. Who has Zellsquinty ever been seen with so a little mutual bearding also allows her to continue cranking out romcoms like people with internal hemorrhoids crank out bludwurst. I remember another musician denying he was gay and even winning a lawsuit when somebody had the temerity to say that he was. I believe he was known as Liberace.
Posted by: OscarTamerz at February 12, 2009 10:50 PM
Re: Joaquin--as Evil Willow or Dark Willow might say, "Bored now!" How does pretending to be a drunken hobo rapper qualify as a hoax anyway? Real or not, it's lame, pathetic, and a desperate cry for help. No more, please.
I also share the hate for that Yoplait commercial. I will never buy their product. Because I'm too busy buying shoes!
Enough with the Christian Bale spoofs already. He apologized. I forgive you, Christian sweetie. I could never stay mad at you.
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This kind of stuff kills me about PETA. PETA does a ton of good. They really do. They have forced through a number of significant laws and regulations for the humane treatment of animals. There's just this radical section of the group that is by far the most vocal and active and they always push things too far.
This kind of nonsense is what makes it so easy for people to just dismiss a lot of the good PETA does. They end up doing more harm for their cause than good and make it all the easier to ignore any truth that's buried within their ridiculous message. It's sad.
Fucktards.