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This kind of stuff kills me about PETA. PETA does a ton of good. They really do. They have forced through a number of significant laws and regulations for the humane treatment of animals. There's just this radical section of the group that is by far the most vocal and active and they always push things too far.

This kind of nonsense is what makes it so easy for people to just dismiss a lot of the good PETA does. They end up doing more harm for their cause than good and make it all the easier to ignore any truth that's buried within their ridiculous message. It's sad.

Fucktards.

Good lord, that Beckham link was scarring. Who would've ever thought I'd need to use a video of James Lipton as brain bleach for a David Beckham photo?

Re: the Media and Octomom. The Media's job is to report on the news. They have taken it to a whole other tabloid-like, car-wreck rubbernecking level. When they reach the point where the excessive coverage is not providing something constructive but rather fueling the public's collective witch burning sentiment (if not creating it) it's too much and it can no longer be considered news.

A hundred women? What do you want, a cookie?

Wilt Chamberlain's list of women whose names started with "Q" whom he nailed during the full moon in North Dakota whilst wearing a fruit basket on his head still is three times longer than this.

You're a moderately successful singer you douchebag. What this means, is that every time you walk off the stage you could sleep with a different woman. If your number just hit three digits and it's been more than a year, you really aren't trying very hard, and you certainly don't have anything to brag about.

I mean fuck, talk about low standards.

This is like a professional athlete bragging that he totally jogs for a mile like sometimes up to three times per week. Seriously good on you, that's better than most people, but given what you do for a living that's certainly nothing to brag about.

A real rock star could break this mark on one summer tour even if he had one ball cut off and his wife was on the tour bus.

You can even donate to the octo-mom here: http://www.thenadyasulemanfamily.com/
But she doesn't want handouts

"Awesome, Cracked. You wrote an article that simultaneously brought out the egregious sexism AND the transparent overcompensation of your anonymous site members. Be honest: this was just a social experiment on retards, wasn't it?"

Brilliant.

Is there a TV commercial for the right hand ring, or is that just print ads?

Isn't Ryan Adams dead yet?

Why not?

Don't you worry, admin, I'm staying right where I belong: safe in my kitchen, cleaning up after my man.

As for Joaquin Phoenix, whether or not he is faking doesn't change the fact that he comes off like a major asshole. I thought he had a moment at the end with Dave; maybe he was just smart enough to apologize.

Kenny, Kenny, Kenny...

Trannies DO NOT COUNT!

Now go back to playing goalpost for Peyton.

I thought everybody had learned to read the url's down in your status bar. Fortunately I'm straight and I'd already seen the picture elsewhere.

Ya gotta admit it was a good trick, though.

grumble/ I totally sent that PETA story to Pajiba on like Monday, but do I get a mention in Pajiba Love? Noooooooo... /grumble

Jesus Christ, I didn't think I could hate PETA more after watching the Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode on them, but this tops the list. This is an organization that gives money to arsonists like Rodney Coronado, protests all medical research on animals, and says they neither condemn or condone terrorism, but understand it, and this tops their shame list.

Seriously, what keeps them from being classified as a terrorist organization? They're the most regressive, terrible group in the country. God I hate them!

The James Lipton video is the final word in late-night comedy sketches. There is nothing funnier possible, and there is no way to exceed the quality.

It also proves what a complete douchestain Lipton is. I mean obviously: if he can manage this much tone and virve in a 1-minute spot acting like Christian Bale showing his ass on set, Lipton must mean to act like an effete asswipe on Inside the Actors' Studio. It makes me think less of him that somehow he believes that persona is appealing in some way.

Joaquin Phoenix Is Bleeping Insane. In other news: water is wet.

PETA: Protecting Earth's Tastiest Animals

The way some immediately look down on celebrities for associating with Scientology, I look down on anyone that does PR for these fucktards. They may do some good but their militant view that animals are somehow as important if not more important than humans is absolutely loony. They really should be classified as a terrorist organization.

Remember "28 Days Later"? We don't want that to happen again do we? Everything was fine until the militant animal rights group broke in and let the rage infected monkeys out of their cages. I think there's a lesson there: Eradicate PETA before they unleash the next sorta-zombie plague.

Jay-
Why no love for Adams?

Why no love for Adams?

Because I think he's an overhyped full-of-himself asshole, and the hipster adulation was ceaseless. Plus he seems to want to hang out with Sylvia Plath, so he's also an idiot.

Joaquim Pheonix is bat-shit crazy and Dave gets pissed off at the, oh - 8 minute mark. Excellent.

Hey, Beckham blew a snot ring. Is there nothing he can't do?

Octo-Mom, I can't even go there, I weep for those children.

The dead snake video made me jump and make a very strange strangley-gasping noise - co-workers asked if I was okay - hahaha!

And WTF - Hulu doesn't stream outside of the USA - I love James Lipton and want to see his faux-freak out. Must search internets...

I'll take Kenny Chesney at his word about the 100+ women he's "slept with." Notice he never said anything about sex. Notice also the waxed arms and cute little silver bracelet in the pic. Who has Zellsquinty ever been seen with so a little mutual bearding also allows her to continue cranking out romcoms like people with internal hemorrhoids crank out bludwurst. I remember another musician denying he was gay and even winning a lawsuit when somebody had the temerity to say that he was. I believe he was known as Liberace.