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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | February 12, 2008 |


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Thanks to everyone who participated in the impromptu contest yesterday to give a name to She Whom We Do Not Speak. We're unveiling the results on Webster's in correlation with The Hottie and the Nottie being voted worst film of all time. And, the winner is... (WIMB)

And speaking of -- it looks like pretty soon we're going to have our first ever "He of Whom We Do Not Speak." Sweet! (Evil Beet)

7-Eleven releases a limited edition "Slurpuccino." Ooh, uh, take that Fartbucks. (The Impulsive Buy)

Seriously though, maybe it's besides the point, but who the hell names their twin boys "Edward" and "Edwin?" With that kind of sorry effort, you may as well just go with Frick and Frack. (QuizLaw)

Best Week Ever takes the initiative to good fight in saving the much beloved "Friday Night Lights." (BestWeekEver)

Will Ferrell slaps his shtick all over Heidi Klum. I hope Seal kicks his ass. (The Blemish)

After taking your sweetheart to a romantic dinner at Applebees -- here are 14 Valentine's Gifts guaranteed not to get you laid. (Cracked)

Hey everybody! Pat O'Brien is back in rehab. Yep, we couldn't think of a better punchline than that, either. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Oooh!! I totally missed the premiere of "Flavor of Love 3." Anyone out there catch it? Anyone? Anyone? *crickets chirp* Ahh, the hell with you guys! (DListed)

Sigh. Nicolas Cage, will you just shut the hell up already, you big fucking crybaby? (Celebitchy)

I don't fully understand what's going on in this clip, but it kind of makes me never want to have sex again. Check it, after the jump.

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