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Anonymous v. Scientology. It’s fucking on, bitches! (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Hannah Montana looks slightly less realistic than Bianca from Lars and the Real Girl. And that does, in fact, render her fair game in our book. (WIMB)

So enough time has definitely elapsed to start laughing at Kanye West for being a big inflated sack of ego again? Fantastic. (FourFour)

“Four more years?” Wha? No!! Shit, just NO… (QuizLaw)

Has everyone seen Jesse Metcalfe get decked yet? Eh, either way it kind of holds up to repeat viewings. (IDLYITW)

This is pretty tasteless and disgusting — seriously, you’ve been warned, so I don’t want to hear any bitching, got it? But, I can’t help but love me a good Bear Gyrlls spoof. (College Humor)

Amy Winehouse picks herself up five brand new Grammy awards and a handful of new teefs to go along with ‘em. (Agent Bedhead)

Is it just me, or did the Grammys seem especially fashion disastery this year? (Yeeeah!)

OK, everyone is happy now? Yes? Some suggestions to the writers, once they get their asses back to the grindstone. (Chris and Qualler)

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Pajiba Love | February 11, 2008 | Comments (33)


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Heh. fourfour just completely summed up everything I felt about Kanye last night. Seriously? Suck it, West. Your mom wants you to shut up for a second.

Posted by: em at February 11, 2008 3:56 PM

I read that "4 more years" crap a couple days ago and the first thing to pop in my head was "now there's a group to test a low yield nuclear weapon on". After the President safely leaves the premises of course. Wouldn't want that to be misconstrued by anyone.

Here in Midwest Hell(tm) our local newspaper publishes a letter to the editor at least once a week extolling the virtues of El Presidente. I need to move.

Posted by: Rob at February 11, 2008 4:01 PM

Miss Cyrus needs to invest some of those Disney dollars in some good-quality eye makeup remover. Good god, child.

Posted by: Kolby at February 11, 2008 4:10 PM

Her eyes are haunting me....like the dead plastic eyes of the dolls my sister used to have. I couldn't go into her room without getting the creeps. And now you bastards have her eyes following me from the main page! Damn you!

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 11, 2008 4:15 PM

Say what you will about the Grammy's being crap, and Kanye being a douche. I agree with all of it. But, come on, that performance last night?

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Seeing DAFT PUNK pop out of the back was a glorious moment for me.

Posted by: jonr at February 11, 2008 4:21 PM

I was thinking it was one of those "You got knocked the fuck out!" moments with Jesse M, but that looked more like a slap than anything else. It's always weird to see a guy get slapped by another guy.

Kanye, Kanye, Kanye. Damn, I love your music, but seriously, get over yourself.

Posted by: Brie at February 11, 2008 4:22 PM

Wait a minute, Jonr. Daft Punk was there? And I missed it?

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

Posted by: Brie at February 11, 2008 4:24 PM

aww...leave poor Miley alone. You know she has handlers for all that shit and her daddy sold her soul to Disney when she was born to ressurect (sp?) his own career. Therefore she has no control whatsoever. (And I thought her dress was cute.)

The only piece of the Grammy's I saw was that bit with Kanye and I had to turn it off as soon as he started talking. I just have no love for him. And I started to feel sorry for him about his momma til I learned that she went to that quack after other drs. turned her down because she refused to undergo the preliminary testing to determine if she was physically healthy enough for surgery. But then he went and paid for that shit anyway.

But I did get a giggle when I read Vince Gill's comment "I just got an award given to me by a Beatle. Have you had that happen yet, Kanye?" If only I could have said it myself. But then I would have to be at least minimally musically talented. Hey wait, Kanye isn't! I have a chance!

Posted by: wsapnin at February 11, 2008 4:26 PM

Yeah, Brie. They came out and outperformed Kanye during his performance. Check it out on youtube or something. Just amazing.

Oh, forgot to mention this too:

BIG PROPS to Moris Day and The Time!!!!

Posted by: jonr at February 11, 2008 4:30 PM

ohweeohweeoh.

Posted by: wsapnin at February 11, 2008 4:42 PM

Yeah, it's already on YouTube, Jonr. I'll check it out later when I can actually hear it. Thanks for the suggestion. Still pissed that I missed it.

Posted by: Brie at February 11, 2008 5:27 PM

Did anyone actually manage to sit through that whole show? The Grammys are consistently awful, ranging from boring to cringe-inducing. I didn't see one good performance (from what I was around for), including Kanye/Daft Punk. I'm sorry, I love Daft Punk, but for this to be their first television appearance was a waste. I know they can put on a good show, but this wasn't it. Obviously I don't hold them responsible. Kanye took a fantastic, high-energy song of theirs and made it dull and lifeless. For shame.

Posted by: Lannie at February 11, 2008 5:42 PM

I watched right up until the part with "ejaculate as an essential source of..." and then I could go no further. I knew.
It was a damningly accurate Grylls parody for all that though.

Posted by: yogh at February 11, 2008 5:47 PM

"Kanye, Kanye, Kanye. Damn, I love your music, but seriously, get over yourself." That sums it up perfectly, Brie.

If you added up all of the footage of the Grammys I've seen in the last 10 years, I'm not sure it would add up to 10 minutes. Though that Daft Punk bit does sound pretty sweet.

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OK, I just youtube'd it.

Holy fuck, that was just SICK!

Posted by: TK at February 11, 2008 6:08 PM

Why isn't Homeland Security making sure Metcalfe gets pummeled on his stupid face every hour of every day?

Why do I pay taxes?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 11, 2008 6:25 PM

In order:

I love Malconent's continued coverage of this, and if you manage to throw in a Animal House reference, all the better.

I'm sorry - how can a girl that creepy looking be that successfula TV star. Does she always looked like that or was this spray makeup on the 15-year old day at Disney? Maybe it's a wax statue, like at Madame Tussauds

Shut Up! Shut Up!. Just Shut the F*** Up Kanye! Was his jacket electric or was it just the lights reflect off it? Why did he have an 'M' carved into his hair?

4 More Years! 4 More Years! 4 More Years! 4 More Years! (come on, its fun to say)

Like the who would you beat up conversation from Fight Club come to life. Brilliant!

Stale Heineken & Secret Ultra Dry - there is nothing I can add.

That was fine performance by Amy and those awesome dancers!

Interesting Jacket and pants combo Kelis. Question, assuming I wanted to buy it, how would I ask someone in J&R for Nas' new album without getting thrown out of the srore?

I think we need a mini-diversion of potential crossovers. Dexter & Miley Cyrus appearing on 30 Rock, with only one making it to the end of the show (she kills him - little known fact, Hannah Montanna survies on human blood)

I think he said it all about the music video

PS - anyone got a link to the Daft Punk Video?

Posted by: Brian at February 11, 2008 9:06 PM

wsapnin: Chili Sauce!

That's Hannah Montana? I thought it was a really airbrushed Carmen Electra. You know, I weep for my niece's generation. Is this how my parents felt in 1981 when they saw Madonna?

Holy fuck, that was just SICK! - TK

Thus guaranteeing I will never see this clip. Thanks for saving me, man.

Posted by: Gib at February 11, 2008 9:09 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=85wbwxqFIBw

Here's the clip, Brian. And, Gib, don't knock it 'til you see it.

The boys come in around 2:40

Posted by: jonr at February 11, 2008 9:13 PM

Thanks jonr

A great read. HST's Nixon obituary - link provided by ESPN's Sports Guy (apparently a reader lifted passages from it to describe Belichik)
http://www.counterpunch.org/thompson02212005.html

Posted by: Brian at February 11, 2008 9:18 PM

The Vince Gil line:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rHV9cJyYEr4

The 'Hey Mama' song was written after she died?

Posted by: Brian at February 11, 2008 9:25 PM

And, Gib, don't knock it 'til you see it. - jonr

I can live with the mystery.

Posted by: Gib at February 11, 2008 9:51 PM

i would totally fix amy winehouse's fucked up maw for free...but

(apologies in advance...)

http://www.mappsd.org/NewMM-8.jpg

Posted by: idiot dentist at February 11, 2008 11:34 PM

wsapnin, Kanye had the word mama shaved into the back of his head (read it in the newspaper - skipped the show), Brian, "Hey Mama" was written before Mama West died and was from an album or two back thanking his mama for her support. Also thanks for the youtube link now I don't have to hunt for his performance with Daft Punk. Must go and watch it now if its still up. I like some of Kayne's stuff but he is truly an egomaniacal douchebag and the world would be a much better place if he just stopped talking.

Posted by: jen310 at February 12, 2008 12:46 AM

Sorry jonr, credit should go to you for the Kanye West/Daft Punk youtube clip post. Thanks.

Posted by: jen310 at February 12, 2008 12:50 AM

I have a deep, irrational and utterly unshakeable love for Kanye West, nothing can change my mind.

Although I will admit that at least 87% of that love comes from my complete and utter conviction that he is actually an incredibly complex and mulit-layered meta joke that none of us have gotten yet: like Mariah Carey or Bratz: The Movie.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at February 12, 2008 6:20 AM

Ah, regional dialects can cause trouble sometimes.

Gib, in my neck of the woods, "sick" is used to sub in for "cool". Seriously, that performance was amazing. Go watch it. Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: TK at February 12, 2008 8:57 AM

Yeah, that was wicked pissah.

Posted by: Kolby at February 12, 2008 9:31 AM

You watch yourself, Tootie.

Posted by: TK at February 12, 2008 10:02 AM

Alex the Odd I like an elaborate joke as much as the next person (if not more) but hasn't this gone on long enough

Posted by: Brian at February 12, 2008 10:07 AM

Oh...if only Bratz the Movie were a meta joke...I might be able to forgive humanity for its existence...but alas, Just like the eventual Barbie/My Little Pony crossover movie where they battle injustice on the (sub)urban streets of Pleasantville...the target audience and makers take it far too seriously. This is merely the latest in the long list of reasons why the Pajiba Busted Tour must happen, and soon.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 12, 2008 10:16 AM

Finally saw it last night. It kicked ass, but Kanye was doing too much yelling for my taste. But Daft Punk fucking ruled, as always.

Posted by: Brie at February 12, 2008 10:51 AM

Is it wrong that I want to do very bad things to Joel McHale? Very very bad indeed...mmm...sorry, I'm back.

That Hannah Cyrus Montana Myley girl scares the shit out of me. For starters, I can't for the life of me remember which one is her real name and which is her character's (Don't tell me. I don't care.). And what the hell did they now do to her? She looks like a clown. I hate clowns.

I suggest a Jesse Metcalfe vs. Kanye battle to the death. Whoever survives gets to be mauled by a bear. Of course we'd tell them the prize is constant media exposure/all the awards in the world.

Posted by: joker at February 12, 2008 12:25 PM

I was wondering if Pajiba would link to something to do with the Project Chanology raids. Anonymous delivers, bitches.

I read somewhere that Miley Cyrus' new look is her 'more grown-up' look. Also, that her style is 'more rock and punk'. No, really. I have no words (except maybe 'fuck off and die').

Posted by: Cuno at February 12, 2008 12:28 PM





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