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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | February 10, 2009 |


Going by this, if Mickey Rourke wins the Oscar in two weeks, we can expect probably the most entertaining and viral Academy Awards acceptance speech ever. (Agent Bedhead)

Not only is Joaquin Phoenix absolutely not faking his ridiculous hip-hop career, but he’s also surprisingly cavalier about his new “look.” (WIMB)

If you were nine months pregnant and your boyfriend told you he was cheating on you, I would think there’s something wrong with you if you didn’t cut the motherfucker. (QuizLaw)

Etta James isn’t the only one who wants to kick Beyonce’s ass. It looks like she’s gonna have to get in line behind Michelle Obama. First ladies first! (Celebslam)

Octomom (thanks to whoever came up with that in yesterday’s comments!) is somehow getting even creepier. I noticed the facial similarity, but she’s actually had plastic surgery to appear more like Angelina Jolie. *shudder* (HuffPo)

Aw, man… I do believe Ricky Gervais has just hurt my feelings. (Celebitchy)

Here are the most insane moral panics in American history. Just going by this list, you’d think people would be more concerned about Miley Cyrus. (Cracked)

Oh, awesome! Cindy Williams and Eddie Mekka (a.k.a. Shirley Feeney and Carmine Ragusa) have reunited onstage for a play about King Kong. Thanks, dammitjanet! (yahoo)

I kind of forgot to mention anything about it yesterday, but apparently the BAFTAs also happened this past weekend. (Yeeeah!)

Here’s an interview with Rhys Darby, the sadsack Murray Hewitt from “Flight of the Conchords.” (Starpulse)

Wait a minute, so are we still talking about licorice here? (PA Notes)

Not counting Stevie Wonder actually sharing a stage with the fucking Jonas Brothers, here is a list of the craziest Grammy moments. (Screen Junkies)

Today in Paula Abdul is still freaking insane… (cityrag)

Here’s a list of fast food video games. Omitted? “Yo! Noid,” an original Nintendo game featuring the Domino’s Pizza mascot which I may or may not own. (mental floss)

Holy shit guys, did you know Jesus was going to blow up the Earth one day?

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