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Girl power, exit stage right. (Agent Bedhead)

You know what never makes kids not want to try drugs? PSA commercials. Although strangely, I am craving fried eggs all of a sudden. (Best Week Ever)

The Cultural Antichrist is here, and it ain’t Haggis, Meet the Spartans or Hannah (fucking) Montana. (WIMB)

After Super Tuesday, we’re pretty much in the same damn position we were before: Hillary and Obama are neck and neck, McCain is the clear front runner, and Romney still completely fucking deluded from reality. (QuizLaw)

Tyra Banks continues to reign terror on her unwitting audience. (Yeeeah!)

Because getting woken up in the middle of blissful slumber somehow isn’t annoying enough, here are some “fun” alarm clocks to heighten the experience. (mental floss)

Hmm… I don’t remember Sideshow Bob being Jewish. (WIMB)

I still don’t understand how anyone could possibly ever get the idea whatsoever that football is kinda gay. (KSK)

What Would Jesus Smell Like? (Whoa, Camel!)

I’ve never even heard of this documentary, I Like Killing Flies before — but I just added it to my netflix and opted to move it to the top of my queue. (ASWOBA)

Why is this man yelling at me? Answer unclear, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | February 6, 2008 | Comments (23)


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"I Learned it from you dad!"
Highlight of my day people.

Posted by: Kamakaze Feminist at February 6, 2008 3:50 PM

Am I going absolutely batshit crazy, or was there a completely different set of stories about 20 minutes ago? I click on tje link, I read the link, I scroll back, and the link doesn't exist anymore.

Nothing was there anymore.

Aaaaaaatreeeeyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!

Posted by: RKB at February 6, 2008 3:53 PM

That "Nobody ever says, 'I want to be a junkie when I grow up'" commercial actually spurred me and my friends to say it as often as possible. Love a classic rewind though!

Posted by: Sara at February 6, 2008 4:02 PM

What about the PSA with the carload of guys smoking up who hit a little girl on her bike as they come careening out of the McDonald's drive-thru?

It kinda freaks me out actually.

Posted by: Alabamapink at February 6, 2008 4:08 PM

AlabamaPink - Oh, Jesus, I remember that. That definitely took me by surprise the first time I saw it. It also made me crave fries.

My curiosity has finally gotten the better of me - I kinda sorta want to find out what Eau de HolyRoller smells like.

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 4:13 PM

You smell that?

[deep breath]

Smells like salvation.

I wonder if I should develop a scent called "Furious Sacrilegious Bastard". It'll smell like whiskey, Right Guard, and possibly sausages.

Mmmm... smells like sin.

Posted by: TK at February 6, 2008 4:14 PM

WHISKEYBABYNINJASTAR! World Toor 2008!!!

Brought to you by
Furious Sacrilegious Bastard
Jack Daniels
Slim Jim

Posted by: Brian at February 6, 2008 4:21 PM

What about a scent for the sinful woman, TK?

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 4:25 PM

It's simply called "Kolby".

Too easy.

Posted by: TK at February 6, 2008 4:29 PM

Don't let a friend/ push you in/
to takin' drugs/
you got a ri-ee-i-ee-i-hight/
to say NO!

Posted by: Mella at February 6, 2008 4:35 PM

What the...

You son of a...

Mother fu....

Ah, what the hell, I walked right into that one.

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 4:35 PM

Spiritual women smell like the Merle Norman counter, and they think that wrestler guy is Satan.

Posted by: Kris at February 6, 2008 8:16 PM

My favourite drug PSA is the one with Rachael Leigh Cook, smashing everything in a kitchen with a frying pan. So great. There was also this PSA when I was growing up that was directed at little kids that had a very catchy jingle... "Drugs drugs drugs, which are good, which are bad? Drugs drugs drugs, ask your mom or ask your dad." Maybe that was only shown in Canada.
As for Heidi Montag, at least she's no longer destroying perfectly good songs by Yazoo. How much did that music video cost? I'm thinking when you just use your camcorder at the beach, all you have to worry about are bikini expenses.

Posted by: Lannie at February 6, 2008 9:21 PM

That PSA with the girl and her dog is fucking priceless - smoking pot obviously makes your dog talk? And you then neglect your new talking dog? Do I have that right?

Never mind the fact that one of my all-time favorite activities is to get high as fuck and then take my dog to the beach to play... So go screw, you D.A.R.E. morons.

Posted by: TK at February 6, 2008 9:48 PM

Oh, and one last thing:

Dear Heidi Montag:

We get it. You've got a big rack. We could have established that without the horrendous singing. Now please, go quietly into the night, or we will be forced to have you dismembered to appease our vengeful gods.

Thanks bunches!
-TK

Posted by: TK at February 6, 2008 9:52 PM

DC linked to a song by this guy the other day, and it's how I found this other song.

TK, This one is for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4

Posted by: katy at February 6, 2008 11:23 PM

Alabamapink, I tried posting this on your blog but the bastard gods of the internet would not let me. Therefore, I shall post my thoughts here.

I guess up until now I have smelled like pure evil. This explains alot. My heathen skin would probably burn once it made contact with Virtue.

Hey Manda (and all Pajibians), wanna have some fun? Of course you do. Then check out the fabulous jesusoftheweek.com to put all that Christly consumerism into perspective.
I have no affiliation with this site it just brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: jen310 at February 7, 2008 12:47 AM

I think that personally if I had a talking dog I'd neglect it a whole lot less than if it were just a regular dog - mainly because it wouldn't let me.

And if we're thinking about dismembering, TK are we talking about a hatchet job? I only mention this because I've heard that the good taste gods reeeeeeeally enjoyed that scence in Braveheart, you know the one with the horses, and they'd prefer it if all dismemberments followed that particular protocol in the case of future sacrifices.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at February 7, 2008 4:32 AM

is it just me or has Sgt. Slaughter not aged very well? he looks like this kind little old man who's eyesight isn't that good anymore but he's too proud to buy glasses and that's why his moustache is a little off. kinda endearing.

Posted by: causaubon at February 7, 2008 4:50 AM

Thanks jen310. I felt all sacrilegious just looking at that site. And this coming from a Christian gal with "Jesus is Coming. Look Busy." magnet on her frig.

AtO- I believe the charming procedure about which you speak is called "drawn and quartered". Good times. Mr. Pink visited the Torture Museum when he was in Amsterdam and came back with tales of some seriously twisted means by which you can do bodily harm to another person. All of which are applicable to the wastes of carbon that are Heidi and Spencer.

Posted by: Alabamapink at February 7, 2008 8:32 AM

Indeed it is 'bama, I remember learning about it in primary school of all places... I never really got the appeal of being "hung, drawn and quartered" surely the hanging removes all the fun?

"Fun" being a relative term of course.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at February 7, 2008 10:04 AM

Ah, but the key AtO is that you are not hung (hanged?) until dead. They just let you gasp awhile, then draw and quarter you. It's these little details that really enhance the experience. Or, um, so I've heard.

Posted by: Busy at February 7, 2008 2:05 PM

Forget drug PSAs, it's all about the myspace PSAs now. Have you seen the one where the tween girl finds her picture up on the middle school bulletin board, only to REAPPEAR every time she pulls it down? AND THEN the janitor walks by and totally is all over the viewmorepics of the little tween? OH SO CREEPY.

Posted by: Gudrun at February 7, 2008 3:00 PM