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My money’s on Conan. That gangly redheaded facade is hiding a real scrapper, I’m telling you. (Popoholic)

Awww, how precious is this? Sanjaya thinks he’s somebody! (WIMB)

How does that saying go? One you go chimp, you never go back? (cityrag)

Wouldn’t it have just been quicker to walk to the liquor store instead of taking the mower? Although, I guess it is a far walk if you’ve already been drinking. (QuizLaw)

Congrats to Mickey Rooney, as he’s no longer the most offensive racist Asian stereotype pop culture reference anymore. (College Humor)

Guess where Kirstie Alley’s been a prayin’ when she’s not too busy worshiping at the altar of Jenny Craig? Here’s a hint — have you called Xenu yet? (IDLYITW)

Kelly Osbourne displays as informed a knowledge of the internet as my grandmother, by insisting that it’s made up entirely of perverts and sexual predators. Come on, the other 25% of the internet is perfectly wholesome. (Celebitchy)

Finding out your favorite viral video is staged is like hearing Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny don’t exist all over again. Super Greg No. 1, anyone? (Cracked)

2 Girls 1 Cup finally makes it’s way into mainstream news media. It’s all downhill from here, folks. (Slate)

Rose McGowan and a dog. Did I mention the dog? It’s pretty cute. (Agent Bedhead)

Again, not to favor Obama, but Hillary just doesn’t inspire like this — as you’ll see by the following clip after the jump. (Now get your asses to the polls, whoever you support!)

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OK! I must admit that the video gave me chills, but there was just one problem.

Scar-face.

Gah.

(However, I have heard her version of "Summertime," and while I know what can be done in the studio in terms of voice manipulation, the least that can be said is she can carry a tune. And now I await the wrath of the gods I pledged myself to long long ago.)

Posted by: boo at February 5, 2008 3:45 PM

Stewart-Colbert vs. Conan has been awesome.

Every freaking night of it I have been laughing so hard I damn near hyperventilate.

Plus, the video that Jon brought is priceless.

Posted by: Melody at February 5, 2008 4:20 PM

I'm sorry, I thought the video was totally lame. The last thing I need is a Pussycat Doll, a Black Eyed Pea, a mediocre actress/wanna-be singer (or, yes, Scar-face--"Look at me! I have headphones! I'm a serious artist!"), Emimem's girlfriend from "8 Mile", Ashley from "Fresh Prince", Nick fucking Cannon, and, yes, even though I have a girlcrush on her, Ms. Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice telling me they're voting for Obama. This coming from someone who does like Obama. I don't see how this is any better than fucking Paris Hilton wearing a "Vote or Die!" shirt. Ughhhhhhhh. Just ugh.

Posted by: em at February 5, 2008 4:26 PM

Hear, hear, Stacey - if y'all can vote today, do it.

Posted by: Kolby at February 5, 2008 4:29 PM

I found the Obama vid a BIT much- cheesy and heavy handed.

And yeah. Is it only significant because a bunch of celebs are in it? And why should I pick a prez just because he's got a good speechwriter?

Posted by: CDell at February 5, 2008 4:32 PM

...I voted for Ron Paul. Heh.

Posted by: Alexa at February 5, 2008 4:53 PM

hot damn, never wanted to be american before - but how I wish I could vote for that guy. He can do no worse than what has been, and do far better if he means what he means. Yo.

Posted by: Rebeccah at February 5, 2008 5:14 PM

Can we have a Pajiba list of over-used oxymorons?

Such as "reality TV star"

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 5, 2008 5:16 PM

That Obama video is fucking everywhere. Wow. I find it very uninspiring. Yeah, the dude's a good speaker and certainly has good writers. But hope and the American Dream aren't gonna solve our problems. And I do support Obama over Hillary.

Posted by: Joe at February 5, 2008 5:18 PM

uh...to clarify: yup the song is pretty cheese-bomb, but I'm behind Obama anyways, so a few VERY IMPORTANT celebrities doing their IMPORTANT contribution doesn't phase me much. Besides, it's a world where the Jonas Brothers could swing a demographic, so why not flex the useless arm of fame a bit if you got it.

Posted by: Rebeccah at February 5, 2008 5:28 PM

Wow. That video is what is wrong with our country today. It takes celebrity to get people to vote and care. Ugh.

Posted by: David at February 5, 2008 5:28 PM

Obama is a great orator...

Posted by: kayla at February 5, 2008 5:51 PM

i refuse to comment on politics BUT,

the biggest problem i have with obama?
oprah.

Posted by: bionic bunny at February 5, 2008 6:13 PM

I just found out that Obama had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of that video. It's not connected with his campaign at all - I guess wil.i.am (or however you say it) was inspired by Obama's speech and decided to make the video. Which I think is pretty great.

Posted by: Kolby at February 5, 2008 6:23 PM

the biggest problem I have with Hillary?
Perez.

Posted by: Dustin at February 5, 2008 6:24 PM

Regardless of the video, I agree that Obama is infinitely more inspiring than Hillary.

But, just because Obama is inspiring doesn't mean he's the best (wo)man for the job...just sayin' is all. Universal health care that's not really universal? And he can do it in four years? Riiiight...and don't even get me started on his (not very well thought out at all) plans for K-12 teachers...

Posted by: idrathernotsay at February 5, 2008 6:25 PM

You think Bill was fucking the last time, just wait.

Posted by: Pookie at February 5, 2008 6:35 PM

Obama is a Muslim and Hilary is a Socialist, so is it too late to reanimate JFK?

Posted by: dontvoteforeither at February 5, 2008 8:17 PM

Conan against Comedy Central. Bunch of goofballs. I wonder how they all managed to keep a straight face.

Posted by: greer at February 5, 2008 8:44 PM

Not to be down on her looks or anything, but how is Kelly Osbourne able to make any comments at all about the interenet with her mouth all full of flab?

Posted by: Case at February 5, 2008 9:29 PM

The Conan-Stewart-Colbert mash-up was probably one of the most sublime moments of television that I have ever witnessed. No sarcasm.

Posted by: vadmspartan at February 5, 2008 10:18 PM

Can't we all just take a vow never to mention "2 girls 1 cup" again for the rest of eternity?

Posted by: Todd at February 5, 2008 10:54 PM

While I am unmoved by the celebrity endorsements in the Obama video, what resonates for me is that his speech, taken (almost) verbatim, is so lovely and inspiring. I watched him give that speech on whatever cable news channel after winning the South Carolina primary, and, excepting occasional repetitions of "yes we can," the words/lyrics are exactly what he said - no clever soundbite editing was done. Presidents and candidates hire their speechwriters and approve the content. They're not muppets; some credit duly belongs to Obama.

Posted by: blue at February 6, 2008 4:12 AM

The speech is great, but what does it all mean? I like Obama too and Hilary has her faults, but this speech is all style with no substance. Of course we want to believe "we can." But how?

I don't want someone who inspires to be our leader, I want someone who gets things done.

Posted by: duane at February 6, 2008 8:52 AM

I think, if you were to weigh all of Obama's accomplishments and experience against Clinton's accomplishments and experience, you'd find that they're pretty evenly matched. He actually has more experience in public office. And as far as "how," no one has really discussed plans or proposals yet. After watching the results from yesterday's primaries, it's obvious that Obama has made great strides from where he was just a few months ago - a relative unknown. Yes, Hillary won New York and California, but she was SUPPOSED to win those states, and by much greater margins than she did. So, yeah, it's wide open, and I'm interested to see if the momentum that Obama has gained in the past few weeks will continue to grow.

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 9:06 AM

Two nights ago I watched the fights in all 3 shows in about an hour (watched the rebroadcast on Comedy Central at 1). Hilarious! I love how absolutely dated the "I Made Conan" video looks.

I missed some of the earlier parts of this fight - how did Conan make Stephen?

Posted by: Brian at February 6, 2008 9:09 AM

The speech was amazing and would have been fine by itself. I got more of a feeling that it was a push to get people to buy Scarlett's album as much as it was meant to make people think about voting.

Posted by: PissBoy at February 6, 2008 9:25 AM

Obama is a Muslim and Hilary is a Socialist, so is it too late to reanimate JFK?

Posted by: dontvoteforeither at February 5, 2008 8:17 PM

What?! Fuckwit.

For those of you saying you want a leader who can get things done, not an inspiring one...well you've had one for the past 8 years. He sure "got things done" and I'm sure he didn't inspire anyone.

I'm not American, but I'd totally jump on the Obama-train. It'd be nice to have an American president who actually acknowledges the existence of the rest of the world in a less of a "places-to-bomb/places-to-ignore" sort of way.

Posted by: joker at February 6, 2008 11:03 AM

Call me a sap, a sucker, or whatever, but that song and video moved me. Not because of some type of celibrity worship, but because of the hope and inspiration Obama inspires in all people, not just the rich and famous. And this is coming from a long-time Clinton supporter. Whether he makes it to the White House or not, Obama has all ready changed our country for the better. He's changed the political landscape, ushering in a new generation of once stagnant and uninterested young Americans, and has reshaped the way political campaigns are run. He and his positive message of hope, change, and unity have caused both Clintons to shy away from their "attack" style campaigning to meeting him on HIS, more positive turf. I've seen Hilary be more positive, forthcoming, and concillatory since the South Carolina primary than I have in all the years since Bill's presidential bid. Obama has forced the Clinton Machine, which was decades in the making, to run this race on HIS terms. He was the candidate for change, now everyone's on that bandwagon, including Republicans. Some may find him niave or not ready, others may be turned off because of his celebrity following, but no one can deny that he has inpacted American politics like no other single candidate in decades. I've never seen anything like this in my lifetime. IMO (I was born after JFK anf RFK)

Posted by: Pudenda at February 6, 2008 11:53 AM

I support Obama because I think he represents a newer generation and he wants to bring this country that's been separated by partisan/racial/social antagonisms. I have absolutely no interest in returning to the 90's and have the Clintons in power again. No more dynasties. Furthermore choosing Hillary as the Democratic candidate will unite the Republicans in their irrational hate of everything Clinton. Don't think that the Republicans haven't been looking for dirt on the Clintons for the past few years. Obama will be able to avoid a lot of these obstacles and has even been able to get a number of Republican votes as well.

Posted by: vadmspartan at February 6, 2008 12:47 PM

Eh, call me a cynic, but until it's proven that my generation and a lot of people in key demographic areas actually get their asses to the polls (some nice excuses from my friends who didn't vote: "It was rainy"; "I got too hungry after work to go to the polls"), then I think it's too premature to say that Obama has drastically affected the political landscape so far.

Posted by: em at February 6, 2008 12:53 PM

@ em...I think that the fact that in all but one of the states yesterday, which held both Republican and Democratic primaries or caucuses, the Democratic turnout eclipsed the Republican turnout 2:1 and in some states 3:1. This occurred even in tradionally Red states. That alone makes me believe that the political landscape is changing. Those statistics speak for themselves. Young voters ARE turning out, and in great numbers as well.

Posted by: Pudenda at February 6, 2008 2:08 PM

Yes we can!... do what? How? By getting rid of lobbyists?

Ugh, Barrack just smells like bs to me. Of course if you cite slavery you'll get a lot of cheers and tears. It's *slavery*. I bet if, a year ago, before Barrack started going on about "change", you asked the average person walking down the street what he wants for the country "bipartisan peace and love" would not be one of them. He just never talks about real issues of today (which is ironic, because apparently we must look to the future, right?), that *I* care about. I totally understand that he's inspiring, and I'm honestly very glad of it. Young people are voting, minorities are voting. He's making politics fun again, and I really do appreciate it. I'm not even a supporter of his, but damn, am I happy he's in the race. It would be boring without him, and he's actually inspired me to think about what I really care about and ensure that my candidate has made strides toward improving the issue. BUT he hasn't inspired me into seeing that he'd make a great president unless I fill my mind with a lot of conjecture based off of his wit and smooth voice. I think - He seems nice so others will like him, and Iraq will not hate us anymore, terrorists will drop their guns in place of daisys? Maybe he'll just go out to Iraq and make a beautiful speech and move everyone to tears and end the war in a matter of minutes! It sounds so nice. And he is so different from everything that has come. It's tempting to vote for the personable nice guy... but I can't help but be skeptical. I don't know... he might do a great job, I can't imagine him being any worse than Bush, and if Hillary doesn't get the nomination (and I don't think she will), I'd gladly vote for him come November, because I do think he's a brilliant politician, and he's obviously concerned about our country, and I refuse to vote Republican... but I just don't. Know. I'm not sold on him.

Blah.

Posted by: kayla at February 6, 2008 3:34 PM

vadmspartan, you nailed exactly how I feel. Enough of this dynastic stuff; we need new blood, new ideas. As for experience--if that was the only criteria, Bill Richardson would be the front runner. As a lifelong Democrat, Obama is the first candidate who actually inspires me to get involved, to do something to dig out of the hole we are currently in (obligatory middle finger salute to the First Clown for putting us in here). The only change--I think Republicans had more than a "few years" to dig up dirt on Hillary Clinton. Try 2 decades.

Posted by: True_Blue at February 6, 2008 3:53 PM


















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